Sex is great! But.... there are certainly other fun things in life. In fact there are things and activities that can eclipse the elation of doing the deed. I'm totally serious, just listen.
Redditor u/Clanky_the_Robot wanted everyone to admit we all already know by asking.... What's more satisfying than sex?
So Smooth.....
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Shaved and moisturized legs under fresh bedsheets. schmellix
As a guy with hairy legs I can only compare this to shaved testicles in satin boxers I guess. Lvl99KampfKeks
The Code.....
When your code compiles without errors. LadyDigamma
Only if it's not the first try. First try is when you get suspicious. ThisIsKryss
99 bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, patch one down 127 bugs in the code.
Literally the bane of all programmers. mitch10211
Tingly Nostrils....
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That tingly feeling when your nostril finally clears after being stuffed up all day. GaveUpMyGold
OC does wonders in clearing out your sinuses. zT1TzbaT
Gotta appreciate patient nostrils. Really frustrating when you can't breathe with ease. xFoodie
Food Coma.
That feeling after the thanksgiving food is semi digested and you're lying on the couch in a food coma looking over at your relatives that are dozing off and for a minute nothing matters and all the worries and stress of life are put away for a moment just comfort. anonymity012
Zzzzz.....
A solid 8-10 hours of uninterrupted sleep and waking up feeling refreshed without any neck or back pain. TheLagFairy
The GREAT Boom!
A really lovely, full-bodied poop followed by a most gaseous fart. Reddit
I prefer the other way around - a case of gas followed by mass. MoneybagsMcHorsecock
Quadruple nice. LHJ00
Heaven.
Snuggling on the sofa with one's SO, you both doze off and wake up 20 minutes later in the same snuggly position. Heaven. gingerrosie
The soft embrace of each other is truly something. WiregauxWhitlock
Nonsense.
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Plugging the USB in correctly the first time. alt-no-more
Impossible. secretlyawolf
Well if it's a normal USB, NOT possible. BUT I have a USB charger that goes in both ways😱 Should be easy right? I still mess it up.... BrutalThor
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