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Woman Stunned After Date Disappears From Restaurant—Only To Find Him 'Butt A** Naked' In His Car

Woman Stunned After Date Disappears From Restaurant—Only To Find Him 'Butt A** Naked' In His Car
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A TikToker's story about a bizarre date experience has gone viral for its sheer ridiculousness and audacity.

User @hai_im_ashleigh_'s story about her date disappearing from the table for 20 minutes, only for her to go out and find him sitting completely naked in his car, horrified and thrilled the adoring public.

@hai_im_ashleigh_

Story time? #tindernightmare


"When my Tinder date left for 20 minutes while waiting for a table, claiming he left his wallet in his car and I thought I was being stood up, but actually he was out in his car completely naked," she captioned the video, giving the camera a solid "What the f**k?" on top of the "What A Wonderful World" theme music.

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In a follow-up video, she expanded upon the story even further.

After two months of attempted meet-ups with this man she'd been talking to on Tinder, Ashleigh and her friend were contacted by him to try and meet up for dinner at a nearby mall.

"Once we get to the door, he's patting his pants and he was like, 'oh my God, I've left my wallet'."



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Reply to @rachelazny20 story time #tindernightmare


After 15 minutes of waiting, Ashleigh decided to try and go find him.

And find him she did.

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What she found was the man in his car, completely naked, with an erection.

"Me being the nosy a** I am, got to the car, looked in and saw this man butt a** naked, full erection and everything. He just rolls down the window and says, 'do you want to have a threesome?'"

Ashleigh and her friend left soon after.

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Thankfully Ashleigh and her friend were totally safe, but clearly men are extremely misinformed about what women actually want on first dates.

Men, if you were thinking of trying this—this is your signal to rethink, and possibly seek some therapy while you're at it.

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