Skip to content

People Share The Survival Tips That Actually Saved Their Lives

Search AI Powered
Human content, AI powered search.

Latest Stories

The Memes About Jeff Sessions' Resignation Are Definitely The Best Part Of This Mess

The Memes About Jeff Sessions' Resignation Are Definitely The Best Part Of This Mess
@allisona15/Twitter
Erica Diaz
By Erica DiazNov 11, 2018
Erica Diaz
Have you ever read something where you just KNOW the writer talks with their hands, does the sound effects, and would bust out a little dance if it suited the story? That's Erica. She's a colorful storyteller whose sense of humor and fearless honesty make a big impact. Her rants might go for the emotional jugular, hit your funny bone, or shock you and your mama out of your fajas. Usually it's all three. Often chronicling her life in Florida, her stories are full of characters like "Bikini Rifle Lady", "Mariachi Neighbor," and "Barbara The NextDoor Evangelist." There's almost always a message in the madness, and that's what people connect with most. Also her deep and undying love for Tevin Campbell. You can find more of her work at www.EricaFazio.com
See Full Bio

Midterms this year have been intense. We have no idea when politics went all Hunger Games, but wow. Florida is a mess, Nevada elected a dead person, Democrats took the house, and history-making appointments are happening everywhere. On top of all of this, Trump forced the resignation of Attorney General Jeff Sessions.

The resignation - which Sessions acknowledged was something Trump asked for - could be just the thing to block any investigation into 45. Trump thanked Sessions for his service and appointed an acting Attorney General, saying a permanent replacement for Sessions would be elected "later" - a move plenty of people believe was unconstitutional. It's possible that Sessions' removal could trigger all sorts of political upheaval.

But we know what Twitter really cares about - and what you're here for - the jokes. So many jokes. So here, for your entertainment and to keep your mind off of the political apocalypse we're not-so-gently leaning on, we present a sampling of some of Twitter's finest trash-talking.

Elf Jokes? Psh you better believe we got Elf jokes.










*snerk* The phrase "Bilbo Bigot" is our new favorite thing.





Jabs about him being racist were in no short supply.








Freestyle Round!




Everyone's thinking it.





H/T: Twitter, Indy100

Latest News

Screenshots from @young.tropical's TikTok video; Taco Bell sign
Trending

TikToker Shares Video Of Shockingly Messy Kitchen At Taco Bell—But Viewers Are Divided

Snoop Dogg at Raising Cane's
Celebrities

Raising Cane's Customers Stunned When Snoop Dogg Greets Them At Drive-Thru Window

Simone Biles & Jonathan Owens
Trending

Simone Biles' New Bikini Photos Spark Hilariously NSFW Comment From Husband Jonathan Owens

More from Trending

Alivea Goncalves
Kyle Green-Pool/Getty Images

Viral Video: Sister Confronts Killer

The older sister of one of the victims murdered in 2022 at the University of Idaho delivered a powerful and fiery victim impact statement that was met with tears and applause during a sentencing hearing for Bryan Kohberger.

The hearing took place last Wednesday as Alivea Goncalves stared down the stoic Kohberger, who was sentenced on all four counts of murder after accepting a plea deal to avoid the death penalty.

Keep ReadingShow less
David Letterman; Stephen Colbert
Jim Spellman for WireImage/Getty Images; Kevin Winter/Getty Images

Letterman Exposes CBS Hypocrisy

Former late night host David Letterman used his YouTube channel to shade CBS’s decision to cancel his successor,Stephen Colbert’s The Late Show.

Since debuting on NBC with Late Night, Letterman has maintained a decades-long relationship with CBS, which he joined in August 1993, following NBC's offer of Johnny Carson’s The Tonight Show to Jay Leno.

Keep ReadingShow less
Donald Trump
Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images

Trump Dragged After Giving Unlikely Reason Why He Doesn't Like The Term 'Artificial Intelligence'

MAGA Republican President Donald Trump was in attendance at an artificial intelligence summit on Wednesday. During a speech at the event, he revealed he dislikes artificial intelligence.

Well, the term for the technology at least. Trump seems to love posting AI-generated videos of himself as a golden idol and his adversaries being arrested.

Keep ReadingShow less
Angus King
Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images

Pro-Choice Senator Sparks Outrage After Admitting Vote To Confirm Anti-Abortion Judge Was 'A Mistake'

Maine independent Senator Angus King voted Tuesday to confirm a Christian nationalist solicitor general from Missouri, Josh Divine, to a lifetime appointment as a federal judge in his home state.

King, a staunch pro-choice advocate throughout his time in the Senate, said on Thursday his vote was "a mistake."

Keep ReadingShow less
A man singing to a woman
Photo by Phạm Trần Hoàn Thịnh on Unsplash

People Break Down Which Professions Make Bad Spouses

When two people get married, the vows they've exchanged promise that they will stick together through thick and thin.

But "in sickness and in health" doesn't necessarily cover the hardships that come with some professions a person might be working in, and it might be too much to maintain the career and the marriage.

Keep ReadingShow less