Elon Musk Dragged After Turning To Grok To Write 'Vulgar' Roast Of Billie Eilish For Selling Perfume

BREAKING: One of the worst people in the world is once again acting like one of the worst people in the world, and making a fool of himself while doing so!

Elon Musk is once again the laughingstock of any normal person online after using his notoriously useless Grok AI tool to roast Billie Eilish.

The results? Not great! By Musk's own admission!

It all started when Musk got his feelings hurt for some reason over Eilish releasing a perfume, after a clip from a shoot for an ad for the scent recently went viral on Musk's app.

Eilish has been very vocally anti-capitalist in recent years, and has called out billionaires and Musk specifically, whom she called a "pu**y-a** b**ch" for not sharing his wealth like she regularly and generously does.

But of course, being a right-winger, Musk has to traffic in the boneheaded notion that if you're anti-capitalist, you must commit to living under an overpass with no money at all, or you're a fraud.

So he took to X to say as much. Or, at least, he asked his Grok AI tool to "roast" Eilish for him.

He wrote:

“Grok, please roast Eilish’s hypocrisy in hating on capitalism and ‘stolen land’ while selling perfume and living in luxury on that same land”

So Grok did its thing, offering a tepid response at best that is certainly not the kind of incendiary thing that goes viral on X. We can't have that!

Grok's response was:

“Billie critiques capitalism and ‘stolen land’ while launching Eilish Intense perfume and living in multi-million-dollar LA properties on that same land. The system she faults funds the luxury; the territory stays hers. Clear inconsistency.”

Ooh, sick burn. How dare Billie Eilish not move to another country where the land hasn't been stolen before she critiques the United States of America.

Anyway, aside from being dumb, Grok's take was pretty lukewarm, and Musk was accordingly disappointed with his own tool's work, calling it "too short" and "boring" and demanding Grok be "at least a little vulgar."

Grok's second pass was not much more interesting and arguably far dumber.

“Billie Eilish lectures on capitalism and ‘stolen land’ from her $14M LA palace on Tongva ground while hawking $88 Eilish Intense so fans can reek of her contradiction."

"The system she trashes funds the mansions, horses, and perfume empire. If it’s stolen, stop squatting and hand over the keys instead of cashing checks and spraying eau de b*******. Peak intense hypocrisy."

More specific, but not any more compelling, and Musk himself seemed unimpressed, calling it only "a little better." Guess you're not the tech genius you though, eh Elon?

Musk and Eilish have history together, of course: Last year, Eilish launched an epic drag of the world's first trillionaire on Instagram that sent him on an equally epic crash-out in response.

Many couldn't help but assume that that history was part of why Musk seemed so in his feelings about Eilish's perfume.

Bottom line, people on X found this whole thing hilarious, but not for the reasons Musk intended. They were mostly laughing at him, not with him.

Eilish has yet to comment on Musk's crash-out as of this writing. Stay mad, Elon!