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Katy Perry Jokingly Apologizes To Kim K. After TikTok Trend Declares Pete Davidson Her 'Lover'

Katy Perry Jokingly Apologizes To Kim K. After TikTok Trend Declares Pete Davidson Her 'Lover'
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If you've ever played the childhood game MASH, you know the results are ironclad and decided by fate. There's no arguing with destiny!

So when singer Katy Perry played the game on TikTok and ended up with SNLstar and Kim Kardashian paramour Pete Davidson being named her "lover," there was simply no way around it. The fates want what they want.


Perry posted her video of the game to the app with an apology directed at Kardashian for apparently stealing her man at some undetermined point in the future, and fans are loving it. See her TikTok below.

@katyperry

No offense @Kim Kardashian (and Orlando? 🤷🏻‍♀️)

Perry played the MASH game as part of a new trending TikTok version that uses a filter to choose your destiny in the game's four areas of focus--the car you'll drive, how many kids you'll have, who you'll have them with, and the house you'll live in (which is where the game gets its name--the acronym stands for Mansion, Apartment, Shack or House).

The app was pretty generous to Perry--it said she'd live in what appeared to be some kind of massive French castle, she'd drive a Tesla X wing, she'll have a whopping six kids and she'll have them with the aforementioned Davidson.

Problem is, of course, he's already taken. And judging by Perry's face as her results roll in, she knows it--the only thing that seemed to worry her more than eventually having six kids was having to steal Kardashian's man to do it.

She captioned the video with a joking "no offense" apology to Kardashian, as well as her current boyfriend, actor Orlando Bloom, whom she's apparently destined to betray in order to have six kids with Davidson.

Man, are Hollywood romances are free of drama? Kim and Pete have enough problems with Kanye as it is. And what did Orlando Bloom every to do to anyone?!

On TikTok, Perry's fans loved the awkward situation she'd put herself in.

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In the end, it's probably all good--after all, Perry and Kardashian are close enough pals that Perry flew Kardashian's fake nails to New York for the 2018 Met Gala. That kind of bond can't be torn asunder by a simple game of MASH.

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