Maybe it would never occur to you to shop Amazon for sex toys, or maybe you've been taking advantage of Prime shipping on your personal items for years. Either way, these are some of the weirdest sex toys we've seen in a while—and we've seen a lot.

Remember, it's a list, not an endorsement! There are some of these that we can't imagine anyone actually using... but if you feel the itch, there ain't no shame in that, either. But you made need some of this to help, if that's the case.

Commissions are earned for these sales.

Clone A Willy Silicone Penis Casting Kit

BUY NOW

As far as weird sex toys go, this is pretty tame... but a clone of your (or someone else's) willy is a bit of an odd keepsake.

3-in-1 Vibrating Massager

BUY NOW

This sex toy isn't really weird at all. But the picture makes it look like she's going to use it on her ear, and we couldn't stop laughing.

Undies for Two

BUY NOW

We have so many questions.

Waterproof Bendable Massager Toy

BUY NOW

This non-vibrating "massager" toy has us wondering if the manufacturers know what "massage" means.

Med Massager

BUY NOW

Speaking of massage... this industrial-strength monster came up in our search, making us wonder if someone misfiled under "adult massager."

French Poodle Dog Mask

BUY NOW

The fact that this came up under a search for "weird sex toys" was interesting.

Confetti Dildo

BUY NOW

Because why just throw confetti?

Smart Heat Scream Toy

BUY NOW

It's the little red sports car of male cup toys.

Horse Dildo

I feel like "BUY NOW" is not really a good idea here

Paging Catherine the Great...

Fox Tail Butt Plug

BUY NOW

Taking "furry" to the next level.

Or How About Kamasutra?

CHECK THEM OUT

Kama Sutra is dedicated to the well being both of body and spirit. The luxurious formulas are not just for lovemaking, they are designed with the health and the beauty of the skin in mind, and to heighten sensual awareness both in and beyond the bedroom.