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Trump Absurdly Touts Florida 'Boat Parades' As Proof That Polls Saying He's The Underdog Are Wrong

Trump Absurdly Touts Florida 'Boat Parades' As Proof That Polls Saying He's The Underdog Are Wrong
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By Collin GosselJul 16, 2020
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Collin Gossel is a writer and comedian living in Brooklyn, New York, but there are nights when he looks up at the stars and wistfully thinks to himself “there’s got to be more out there…” You can catch Collin improvising new musicals every Tuesday night at the Magnet Theater’s Musical Megawatt, or follow his unfiltered thoughts on Twitter and Instagram @CollinGossel.
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After a series of polls showed Donald Trump trailing Democrat Joe Biden in many of the crucial battleground states, the President was asked how he felt about being the "underdog" at a White House press conference.

The President replied that the didn't think of himself as an underdog.

And why not? Boat parades!

"You look at the, uh, intercoastal in Florida, you look at the lakes, you see thousands of boats with Trump signs and American signs, you've got the Trump/Pence sign all over."



To be fair, it was a truly large boat parade!

That having been said, boat parades aren't typically viewed as an accurate predictor of future success.



Could Joe Biden be in trouble because he hasn't had any boat parades?



Many pro-Biden Democrats did what they could to send their support out onto the water.



No one could have possibly guessed boat parades would be playing such a large role in the 2020 election!

Remember everyone—if you want to show support for your preferred candidate, it's time to get nautical!

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