John Stamos from Full House may be a card-carrying member of the AARP nowadays, but he's still got it—and he's got the naked selfie to prove it.
Full House's own Uncle Jesse just turned 63, and to mark the occasion he took a nude selfie on Instagram, and it's got fans saying "have mercy."
The photo shows Stamos in front of his bathroom mirror sporting a body many of us have never achieved in our 20s, let alone our 60s.
And the comments on the post are exactly what you'd expect: feral!
Stamos captioned his photo simply "63," because the picture says more than the proverbial 1,000 words.
Taken August 19, his 63rd birthday, the thirst trap is cropped just inches away from a violation of Instagram's rules, showing off Stamos' ripped physique, especially abdominal muscles many men would kill for.
So it's not exactly surprising that as of this writing the post has racked up more than 184,000 likes and 8,000 comments and counting—most of them irredeemably horny, of course.
Even Full House star Bob Saget's widow Kelly Rizzo got in the fun, commenting on Stamos' post, "All I can think about is ‘what would Bob say’ right now."
This isn't Stamos' first post-60 naked rodeo, however. Suggestive birthday posts of him in the altogether have become something of a tradition for the actor.
His wife since 2018, Caitlin McHugh, kicked off the tradition with a photo she took for his 60th birthday in 2023, which captured Stamos from the back while showering.
He captioned that one simply "the other side of 60," and it had just as big of a horny impact on his fans as this year's!
Stamos took a break for his 61st birthday, posting an old home movie of his 3rd birthday back in 1966 for a bit of nostalgia.
But for 62, it was back to the thirst traps, this time with a photo of him from the front taking an outdoor shower—but with shorts on, much to many fans' chagrin!
His caption that time, however, was much more heartfelt. He wrote:
"A rooftop birthday shower in NYC to start the day, and the love of family and friends to carry me through."
"At 62, I’ve learned the best things in life can’t be washed away…laughter, love, and gratitude. Thank you for every wish and every year. I don’t take a single drop for granted."
Good advice for us all. And what better way to model that attitude than taking naked selfies into your golden years?
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