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Make your toilet great again with the Commander in Crap.
An Etsy user, spacedoutdesigns, broke the internet with their President Donald Trump toilet bowl cleaners. Each toilet brush is hand made and the response has been so extraordinary the seller had to post this message for customers:
" NOTE: DUE TO THE OVERWHELMING RESPONSE WE HAVE RECEIVED WE ARE CURRENTLY LOOKING AT A 6-8 WEEK ARRIVAL TIME FOR ORDERS PLACED AFTER 8AM PACIFIC TIME on NOVEMBER 15th.
PLEASE KEEP IN MIND I MAKE THESE BY HAND AND I WANT TO THANK EVERYONE FOR THEIR ORDER AND THEIR PATIENCE."
So far there have already been over 5000 sales. Something tells us it's not because the President is loved.
Twitter nearly had an aneurysm trying to get the jokes out.
@Independent Yes Trump Cleans the SHIT all around him! #MAGA #DrainTheSwamp #DrainTheDeepState— Petrus Ferrarius (@Petrus Ferrarius)1542561092.0
@Independent Thats nice and all, but wouldnt you want to buy a brush that would actually get the job done?!— Brandon Horan (@Brandon Horan)1542556812.0
@Independent It'll be more useful than the tangerine 🍊 one currently in the WH....😁😁😁— richard wilson (@richard wilson)1542544266.0
@Independent The perfect place for him! Love it!— CesarM3456789 (@CesarM3456789)1542546983.0
@Independent Thats the only useful thing he can do anyway— Rocket Man (@Rocket Man)1542579104.0
@Independent I wouldn't subject my toilet to that.— Lilac Baptisia, Devin Nunes’s favorite flowers (@Lilac Baptisia, Devin Nunes’s favorite flowers)1542550999.0
@Independent made in China, no doubt . . .— oz6618 (@oz6618)1542547692.0
@Independent dont forget the TP as well https://t.co/1Lrdj9rdkG via @amazon— PinkBunnyBottom (@PinkBunnyBottom)1542544720.0
Of course people couldn't get out their wallets fast enough.
@Independent https://t.co/pDIgzh45ks— Elizabeth Rodríguez (@Elizabeth Rodríguez)1542550928.0
@Independent https://t.co/yLbiiAAyLG— basith 🎧 (@basith 🎧)1542549087.0
We have a feeling these will still be selling out come next Christmas.