Late night host Jimmy Kimmel skewered President-elect Donald Trump's most recent picks for his administration with a hilarious opening title sequence he dubbed "Full White House," a Full House-inspired spinoff.
The clip shows Kristi Noem—who admitted to shooting her dog—"starring" as the Secretary of Homeland Security, anti-vaxxer and weird unqualified conspiracy theorist Robert F. Kennedy Jr. as the Secretary of Health and Human Services, and Fox News host Pete Hegseth (shown missing a target) as the Secretary of Defense.
Fittingly, the song over these "opening credits" includes this joy of a line in sync with a clip of the bumbling Hegseth:
"This is going to go wrong and it won't take long!"
Next up:
- Accused sex trafficker Matt Gaetz (who dropped out of consideration for the Attorney General position last week) shown taking a selfie with teenage girls;
- A positively giddy Elon Musk (shown jumping at a Trump rally some weeks back) and Vivek Ramaswamy (caught underneath a falling "TRUTH" sign) as the respective co-chairs of the Department of Governmental Efficiency (DOGE);
- A shiftless Marco Rubio as the Secretary of State;
- Tulsi Gabbard (who looks like she's speaking via state TV and whose connections to Russia and Syria have sparked national security concerns) as the Director of National Intelligence;
- The positively weird Dr. Mehmet Oz as the Administrator of Medicare and Medicaid Services;
- And former professional wrestling performer Linda McMahon—shown in the ring—as the wholly unqualified Secretary of Education
And all of this—concluding with footage of Trump bopping along on stage to music (as he did at a rally for more than 30 minutes last month)—was created by "Dick."
You can see it below.
It said it all.
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Trump’s Cabinet is nearly finalized just three weeks after his reelection, providing an unusually swift glimpse into his plans and priorities for a second term.
After years of frustration with first-term staff who resisted his ideas and later criticized him, Trump has placed a higher emphasis on loyalty than traditional expertise in certain positions, promoting some supporters with limited experience or management skills in the areas they will oversee.
Buckle up.
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