Woman Stunned After Boyfriend Admits He Once Used A Glory Hole In Hilariously Awkward Viral TikTok

When it comes to relationships, some secrets are probably best left as secrets!

That's the lesson one couple is learning the hard way after joining a sort of modern-day version of The Newlywed Game.

In the series, a couple was asked what one secret they'd rather their partner never find out about.

For this couple, it was the boyfriend's dalliance with glory holes—b-b-but he's almost certain it was a woman on the other side, he swears! (Uh huh... right...)

The guy started out by saying he was pretty certain he'd already told his girlfriend the story, which is pretty typically an indicator that the opposite is true.

Sure enough, his girlfriend seemed blindsided, so much so that she admitted she didn't even know what a glory hole even is.

For the record, in case you don't either: It's a hole in a wall through which a man inserts his, er, appendage, into a person's mouth on the other side.

It's been a mainstay of public, casual, anonymous sex for literal centuries, especially—frankly, almost exclusively—among gay men.

Not in this case, however, apparently. The guy told his girlfriend that his glory hole dalliance arose because a woman he was talking to online had a "kink" for glory holes.

So they met up for oral sex through a glory hole. Or, at least, so he thinks. He said he's "99% sure" it was her on the other side. But, uh, well, he's pretty much the only one.

His girlfriend asked how he knows it was the girl he was talking to on the other side, since they never saw each other.

The boyfriend replied that:

"My friends will say it wasn't a girl. But I did feel very feminine nails. So I'm probably 99% sure it was a girl."

But as his girlfriend put it, "you never know!" Yeah... and chances are far better it wasn't a woman, just, you know, for the record!

On TikTok, practically nobody in the comments was buying that it was a woman! People who viewed the video were pretty unanimous on that point.

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Meanwhile, others just couldn't believe he'd actually admit to this, let alone on camera!

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But all of that was probably not the most revealing detail. The boyfriend also shared that the "woman" behind the glory hole was so into "her" glory hole fetish "she" REIMBURSED HIM FOR GAS MONEY to get there.

Now that's one heck of a glory hole fetish this guy—er, sorry, GAL—had!