Define Happy....

Giphy Message me on FB, see that I'm married, then say "I gotta ask... are you *happily* married?" No dude, you didn't have to ask. Go off into the sun. foul_dwimmerlaik

"playfully"

Try to block my way. Have had men "playfully" stand in doorways and refuse to move and get upset when I get agitated.

Start calling me by pet names when we've just met. I gave my number to a really sweet guy, we texted and in about an hour he was calling me his queen and princess and all sorts of just... Really weird, intimate nicknames. I told him I was uninterested pretty soon after that.

Hooooooboi

"Where's my hug?"

Giphy

"Where's my hug?" Scrappy_Larue

My friend (who has never had a relationship so he's decently deprived of physical contact and recently told me he's unsure about his sexuality) has recently started saying "I don't do handshakes, I do hugs" and I hate it. I despise being touched unless I'm the one to initiate it. He knows this. It leads to a bunch of really awkward moments where he clearly expects me to apologize for not giving him a hug. Like we are both grown men, I saw you 2 days ago, you live 3 blocks away, stop trying to coerce me into a hug. MagnusTheBlack

Not Interested. 

When you make sure to tell them that you have a boyfriend and aren't interested or they either get agitated and say you're bullshitting and call you names or keep pushing further and further until you're cornered. Shining_Vulpecula

Uhm.... ok.

"Can I get a pic of you? I promise I won't ask for nudes immediately." That's not reassuring. IAmNotAWoodenDuck

So Beautiful...

Giphy Tell me I'm pretty over and over. Once is a compliment, repeating it sporadically throughout the conversation at regular intervals is weird as hell and makes girls uncomfortable. MissSangwitch

Musical Chairs.....

Probably not as bad as some of the things here, but there was the boy who I use to sit near in a few classes and we talked here and there cause we had a few of the same interests. Then one day he came out and said he liked me, I told him I didn't and we were still friends after that but he got a lot more persistent, he'd bring his chair a little too close to me, if I moved to sit with someone else he'd drag a seat near us, if I spoke to any other guy he would literally start yelling at them and when I told him to stop he just said he "being protective of his girl"

i was super uncomfortable the whole time and had to switch seats or transfer out of any class we shared because my anxiety would shoot through the roof when i saw him, guys (and girls) don't do this it's seriously awful. _Aesukii

MESSAGE HEARD. 

When I was 16 I honked at a poor girl because I was 16 and she flipped me off. It was the first and last cat call ever attempted.

Thank you anonymous girl for not just looking down and shuffling off and showing me in a very exact way how my behavior was received. DukeofDouchebaggary

Wake Up Dude!

Giphy

I recently had a guy who drove his truck by my house as I was bringing my garbage cans in from the curb. By the time I turned around he had backed his truck up and said I needed to find someone to do that for me. I just kind of laughed and said "I'm good" and grabbed the last garbage can. I thought that was it but then he was still there when I turned back around. "Are you taking applications?" he says. I just say "I'm good, thanks." and head into my house. The dude sits there for another minute and then leaves.

It's creepy enough having something like this happen. But for darn sake, don't ever hit on a woman in front of her house! It made me so extremely uncomfortable. My husband couldn't even believe it when I told him about it. Costner_Facts

"Just like her mommy"

I'm going to say guys trying to hit on me through my daughter.

"Omg your daughter is so beautiful!" Yeah I mean she's 2 but she's pretty cute.

"Just like her mommy" ... Ok we're going to go. Boobyjuicy