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By Comic Sands EditorialSep 02, 2019
The Trump White House is basically never doing anything except publicly crashing out about anyone they perceive as too liberal.
So when Tiffany Haddish made a joke on Jimmy Kimmel Live! about how bad at his job Trump is, the Administration had no choice but to prove it by taking time to snipe back.
Which they also did a bad job at, of course, setting Haddish up for a perfect and hilarious response.
It all started when Haddish, who's been filling in for Kimmel, joked that "everything Trump touches dies" after his attempts to meddle in the FIFA World Cup on the USA team's behalf didn't prevent them from losing.
And after the White House got their feelings hurt and lashed out, Haddish cooked them alive on TV the next night.
Haddish had already had the upper hand to begin with. Citing the lost match against Belgium, Haddish explained the outcome of Trump's deadly touch and laid into some of his biggest fans in the process.
"...I guess [that]s why his tiny hands are all f***ed up."
"Or maybe that’s from grabbing Nicki [Minaj]’s barbz by the [p***y].”
Given that all our doddering old President does is sit up all night screaming at the TV, we can assume he saw it and wasn't happy, prompting Ingle's dismissing "who the hell is Tiffany Haddish?" remark.
Which is pretty rich coming from a guy who's name many people probably haven't ever heard until right now.
In any case, Haddish was more than happy and equipped to put him in place.
"Who am I? Huh? Huh? I’m the b*tch you walk past to get to your coach seat, motherf***er!”
"Who am I? Who am I? I’m a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model, that’s who I am.”
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And she didn't stop there, quickly going right for Ingle's neck.
“Who am I? Who the f*** is Davis Ingle, huh? Who is that?"
"Is that a new character on Little House on the Prairie? But your a*s is in the White House? You’re in the wrong house!”
She finished by saying that it was exciting to hear that "the White House is mad at me" because it means she's truly arrived at a mark of distinction. Being the subject of a Donald Trump temper tantrum is quite an accomplishment!
On social media, people absolutely loved Haddish's perfect takedown of our sensitive little snowflake President's sensitive little snowflake minion.



it's not exactly a mystery why Haddish won this round—aside from the fact that she's a comedian and the other people in question are clowns, at best.
Trump's humiliating spectacle of trying to cheat at the World Cup really did blow up in his face and embarrass the country on the world stage.
The uproar began when Trump called FIFA President Gianni Infantino to tell him to reconsider the July 1 red card he gave to U.S. star forward Folarin Balogun, which resulted in his suspension for the next World cup match against Belgium.
Balogun's red card and suspension were subsequently reversed on July 5, allowing him to play against Belgium on July 6—during which the U.S. were shellacked in a 4-1 loss.
Both men have denied any untoward conduct. Trump hilariously told reporters July 6:
"All I did, I asked for a review because I didn’t think it was a foul."
"I saw the play, and I'm a person that loves sports and who was a good athlete... And that wasn't a foul."
Ah yes, noted athlete Donald John Trump. Whatever you say, old man.
For his part, Infantino insisted Trump's phone call had no impact on his decisions, which should settle the matter for all of Trump's preternaturally gullible fans.
For the rest of us, Haddish's explanation is much more plausible!
Hunter Biden had a question for the White House press corps over their in-the-moment reactions—or lack thereof—to the insults and slurs flung by MAGA Republican President Donald Trump at journalists, mostly women and especially Black women.
Biden appeared on The Jim Acosta Show alongside former CNN White House correspondent Acosta and contributing editor for Mediaite and former White House correspondent for AOL and The Daily Banter Tommy Christopher. The trio discussed the double standards surrounding Trump in both how he behaves and how the press approaches him and covers his words and actions.
At one point, Biden addressed Acosta and recounted:
"He turned to a reporter with your former colleagues, Jim, on the plane and said, 'Quiet, Piggy.'"
In November of 2025 on Air Force One, Trump snapped at Bloomberg correspondent Catherine Lucey over questions about his longtime friend Jeffrey Epstein and the files the Trump administration had just been directed to release via passage of the Epstein Files Transparency Act (EFTA) by Congress—a bill that Trump would sign into law the next day.
After the incident went public, Trump was widely condemned for his unacceptable, unpresidential behavior, both domestically and internationally. But as it was happening, seemingly no one reacted.
Biden then asked:
"Why is it that none of your former colleagues turned to him and said, 'Go f*ck yourself, Mr. President'?"
After Biden noted his father, former Democratic President Joe Biden, had told him to "stop cussing," Acosta—who was not on the plane at the time of the incident—agreed with the younger Biden's dismay over Trump's treatment of the press and his former colleagues' reactions.
You can watch the moment here:
Acosta responded:
"I've come close to saying that, Hunter. I will tell you that I think it's one of the most depressing things that I've seen in my entire career."
Acosta continued:
"The way that some in the press have just rolled over for him and they won't stand up to him. And you know, I did [react] maybe too much. I don't know, maybe people think it was the right amount, but I did it so much that now I'm here and now I'm no longer at my old place, as I like to call it."
"But I like being here because now I can do what I want to do. But if I were on Air Force One and Donald Trump had called one of my colleagues piggy, I don't know if I would have been able to contain myself."
"I probably would have said 'go f*ck yourself.' I certainly would have said 'that's not appropriate. Please take that back. This person is a good reporter and also a good person and you're not.'
"I mean that's what somebody needs to say to him. But he does it over and over and over again."
After Acosta added things were light years better with both former Democratic President Barack Obama and the elder Biden, Hunter Biden added:
"I don't have any problem with anybody having a caustic relationship with the press. There's a difference between that and dehumanizing people. There's a difference between that and calling a woman in front of her colleagues, with no power to respond to you, 'piggy.'"
Biden said:
"If that isn't an example of what a low class piece of sh*t—who does that‽ Who speaks to anybody that way publicly? Particularly without provocation other than being asked a hard question, doing their job."
People agreed that there was a clear double standard in how past Presidents were treated versus what Trump is able to get away with.
They also provided their own theories for why that double standard exists.





During Trump's first term, Acosta himself was banned from the White House after pushing back against lies and rhetoric.
In November of 2025, the White House banned the Associated Press, citing "editorial viewpoint."
The Trump administration has also used the Federal Communications Commission (FCC) to threaten the parent companies of NBC, ABC, and CBS over Trump's press coverage.
President Donald Trump had people rolling their eyes after he said in response to a reporter at the NATO summit that he'd been president "three times" and won "three elections."
Trump has been president twice and lost the 2020 general election to then-candidate Joe Biden. Since then, he has continued to push the baseless lie that the election was "stolen" from him. Trump's supporters eventually attacked the U.S. Capitol on January 6, 2021, in a failed bid to overturn the election results.
Asked about the war in Iran and the ceasefire—which he said had effectively ended—Trump insisted that "we are never going to see Iran have a nuclear weapon" and argued that there is currently an "oil glut" on the global market.
He added:
“I predicted everything. I’ve been right about everything. And I have been for a long time. That’s how I got to be president three times. That’s how I won three elections. I did very well in the second one, won it. It was a rigged election. But I’ve been right.”
You can hear what Trump said in the video below.
Rather than putting those concerns to rest, Trump's remarks are likely to add to ongoing scrutiny over his visible physical condition and verbal gaffes, which critics argue raise questions about his fitness.
Trump has faced considerably more scathing criticism for falling asleep during events over the last few weeks and has grown increasingly fixated on the idea that prospective presidential candidates should undergo cognitive testing.
Earlier this week at the NATO summit, he raised eyebrows after he praised the U.S. military's response to Iranian attacks but mistakenly referred to "the Islamic Republic of Japan" instead of Iran. He also mixed up Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy and Russian President Vladimir Putin while he was sitting next to Zelenskyy.
We think we'd remember if he'd had a third term—and people are quickly calling him out for promoting more lies about election fraud.
If Trump can't even remember how many times he's been president, then we're really in trouble.
The White House weirded out social media users after posting a photograph of President Donald Trump at the NATO summit in Ankara, Turkey, with the caption "Daddy's Home."
Trump has made headlines this week for having renewed not only his demand that the United States take control of Greenland but also threatened to sever trade ties with Spain, leaving NATO officials once again trying to ease tensions.
In addition to attacking allies, Trump has been accused of harassing Italian Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni, renewing a prior feud by sharing a photo of her from the G7 summit that shows her looking up at him with the words "restraining order needed" above it.
The White House's social media team overlooks all this controversy, posting a photo of Trump alongside Secretary of State Marco Rubio, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent, U.S. Ambassador to NATO Matthew Whitaker, U.S. Ambassador to Turkey Tom Barrack, and White House Deputy Chief of Staff Stephen Miller.
The words "DADDY'S HOME" were posted in all caps.
You can see the post below.
It was embarrassing, and people were quick to point out just how unserious and how much of "a parody of itself" the U.S. has become.
The "Daddy" label is not new and Republican allies have previously embraced the nickname as a way of portraying Trump as a commanding, paternal authority.
Shortly after Trump returned to office in January 2025, for example, actor Mel Gibson appeared on Fox News to discuss the president's visit to California during the Los Angeles wildfires and likened his arrival to "daddy arriving and taking his belt off"—a remark intended to convey that Trump had come to restore order.
Gibson, a longtime Los Angeles resident, told Fox News personality Sean Hannity that Trump's arrival meant "he’ll get some results here quickly."
The delusion is real.
Tennessee Republican Senator Marsha Blackburn was called out after releasing a campaign ad about cracking down on China by dramatically crumbling fortune cookies, a move that prompted critics to point out that fortune cookies aren't a Chinese invention at all.
In the ad, Blackburn appears seated in what resembles a stereotypical Chinese restaurant, surrounded by takeout boxes and hanging lanterns. Looking directly into the camera, she asks, "How hard am I gonna crack down on China? Well, here's a clue," before crushing several fortune cookies in her hands and letting the crumbs fall onto the table as a narrator begins to speak.
The narrator says:
“Marsha Blackburn worked with President [Donald] Trump to take on Communist China. As governor, Marsha will fight to protect Tennessee land from Chinese front companies, close loopholes, and hunt down every Communist who tries to defy us.”
Blackburn then continues:
“It doesn’t take a fortune cookie to figure it out. Here in Tennessee, we’re gonna stop Communist China and protect Tennessee land.”
The ad concludes with the sound of a gong and an image of a maneki-neko—the Japanese "beckoning cat" figurine that is often seen in Chinese restaurants and Chinatowns despite its Japanese origins.
Blackburn shared the video on X with the following caption:
"It doesn’t take a fortune cookie to figure it out… As your governor, I’ll continue to work with President Trump to STOP Communist China and PROTECT Tennessee land."
You can see it below.
But social media users were quick to point out that fortune cookies aren't a Chinese invention.
Although fortune cookies have long been associated with Chinese restaurants in the United States, they are widely believed to have originated in California rather than China. While their precise origins remain disputed, many historians credit Japanese immigrant Makoto Hagiwara with popularizing the modern fortune cookie at San Francisco's Japanese Tea Garden in the early 1900s.
A competing claim from a Chinese American baker in Los Angeles has endured for decades, but a symbolic 1983 "Court of Historical Review" in San Francisco ultimately sided with Hagiwara.
The backlash was swift.
Blackburn's post closely mirrors a broader Republican messaging strategy, coming as President Donald Trump has dramatically intensified his warnings about the alleged threat of communism in recent weeks.
A Reuters analysis found that Trump's political team is testing whether the message can appeal beyond his core supporters ahead of November's midterm elections. According to the analysis, Trump's rhetoric accelerated after June 23, when several progressive Democratic candidates won primary elections in New York.
Since then, he has invoked communism 81 times in speeches and social media posts, at one point labeling some of the victorious candidates "hardcore, godless communists."
During his July Fourth address commemorating the nation's semiquicentennial, Trump likened communism to a cancer that must be removed, telling supporters gathered on the National Mall, "You've got to cut it out, and you've got to cut it out fast."
Blackburn's ignorant post is very on brand, all things considered.