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If People Came With Warning Labels, People Imagine What Theirs Would Say

If People Came With Warning Labels, People Imagine What Theirs Would Say
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What if you could warn the world about your most inconvenient quirks and habits? My personal warning label would say, "Warning: must feed often to avoid crankiness."

People opened up and made jokes about themselves, when one Redditor asked:

"If people came with warning labels, what would yours say?"

Who doesn't relate to this?

"Warning: emotionally fragile, cannot argue without crying, introverted ball of anxiety and stress."

ordan7

They don't do well at bars

"Do not mix with alcohol"

CommandShift4Space

Getting a little emo with this one

Giphy

"Don't open. Dead inside."

Cleev

Incompatible with flattery

"Unable to accept compliments"

Dark_Phoenix101

Huge risk of blowing up

"Contents Under Pressure"

chad_

I suddenly have to yawn

"May cause drowsiness."

thatwasagoodyear

Your jokes are funny to somebody out there

"Warning: makes jokes that aren't funny, but laughs at them anyways."

idydty

Everyone has a "therapist" friend

"Warning: Not a therapist. Treating this product as such will NOT help any psychological problems."

5d12

Lactose intolerance is a pain in the butt

"Warning: do not feed dairy products"

FBI-MACHINE

Short, sweet, and says it all

"Warning: Don't"

Ayyykilla

What would your warning label be? Let us know in the comments below.

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