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Helen Mirren Leaves Jimmy Fallon Flabbergasted After Claiming Tomatoes Are 'Bisexual'
Aug 15, 2025
In theory, growing food at home should, in the long run, save you money by turning seeds, sunlight, soil, and water into food.
In reality, sometimes you are Jimmy Fallon and your plant gives exactly one tomato, and then Dame Helen Mirren horrifies you with gardening tips on air.
Fallon shared his singular tomato with actors Helen Mirren and Pierce Brosnan as the two made their way around the movie release circuit for their upcoming film The Thursday Murder Club.
In a segment on The Tonight Show, Fallon brought up gardening tomatoes first, then Mirren chimed in with a tip to "tremble" the tomato flower back and forth, making a particularly fascinating hand gesture to demonstrate how.
Fallon, shocked and a bit horrified at Mirren's hand gesture, asked what on earth that could be doing to help the tomatoes grow.
Dame Mirren responded:
"A tomato is a bisexual thing, you see....Well it is. I looked it up very recently, because I had a problem with tomatoes, so it's bisexual. So you have to go around to each flower and go like this."
She repeated the hand gesture. Fallon, still affected by the sight of Dame Helen Mirren of all people "trembling" a tomato flower mid-interview, swiftly moved the segment on to prepare what he called a salsa in order to stretch his one tomato to three people.
First, people had to compliment Fallon on his tomato growing skills.
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Proving that Mirren wasn't just yanking Fallon's chain, people corroborated her gardening tip.
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Many people had a specific tip for people, like Fallon, who don't want to be out vibrating their tomato flowers by hand.
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To those folks and also to Mirren, really, people had some reasonable questions to ask like, "How do you know that?"
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There were many comments from people in a variety of countries about how salsa, perhaps, wasn't the most accurate name for what Fallon made.
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Some folks honed in on Brosnan's near-miss with a jalapeño after the salsa/pico de gallo was made.
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All that production over just one tomato's worth of salsa/pico de gallo.
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The Thursday Murder Club will release on August 22nd.
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Lesbian Teen Sues Buffalo Wild Wings After Server Forced Her To Prove She Was Female In Bathroom
Aug 15, 2025
A Minnesota teen is suing Buffalo Wild Wings after a server allegedly made her "prove" she was female to use the bathroom.
Eighteen-year-old lesbian Gerika Mudra filed a discrimination suit against the wings chain earlier this month claiming that the server forced her to show her her breasts after accusing her of being male.
While using the restroom in a stall in the women's bathroom at the Owatonna, Minnesota location, Mudra says the server began banging on the door demanding that "the man needs to get out of here."
Mudra, who is a cisgender lesbian, says the situation escalated to the point that she unzipped her hoodie to show the server she had breasts to get her to stop harassing her.
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Mudra is being represented by the legal team at the nonprofit Gender Justice.
Mudra says this isn't the first time she has been accused of being male in a female restroom amid America's idiotic trans panic.
But it is the first time, she said, that someone didn't take her word for it that she is in fact female. She said the server would not stop harassing her until she clarified her gender.
Mudra told NBC News that the incident has left her afraid to use the restroom in public.
“She made me feel very uncomfortable. After that, I just don’t like going in public bathrooms. I just hold it."
Mudra's stepmother Shauna called the incident "humiliating" and urged bystanders to speak up when they see incidents of transphobic attacks against LGBTQ+ people.
“It’s not okay. Don’t normalize this. If you’re in the bathroom and you hear this happening to someone else, you need to say something.”
Gender Justice says what Mudra experienced is a clear violation of Minnesota's Human Rights Act, which forbids discrimination based on gender identity or expression, sexual orientation, sex or race and requires businesses to abide by its rules.
On social media, many were furious about what happened to Mudra and saw it as a reminder than transphobia affects everyone, not just trans people.
In a statement, Gender Justice executive director Megan Peterson said Mudra's incident is an unfortunate sign of the times.
“This kind of gender policing is, unfortunately, nothing new."
"Yet, in our current climate, we have to ask: What if Gerika had been a trans person? Would this story have ended differently? That’s the terrifying reality too many trans people live with every day.”
All too often absent from this conversation is the simple truth: Being this invested in anyone's genitals, let alone a teenager's, is sick and bizarre, and it's past time these deviants start getting pushed back on. As Mudra's stepmother said, it's time to stop normalizing it.
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Chicago Mayor Offers Perfect Clapback Response After Trump Calls Him 'Incompetent'
Aug 15, 2025
When someone is petty and childish, people of grace and dignity may try to ignore their words. But sometimes others demand a response.
Such is what happened to the mayor of Chicago, Illinois.
MAGA Republican President Donald Trump recently displayed his normal level of maturity when threatening another unprovoked federal attack on an American city in retaliation for bruising his ego.
Trump is upset with Illinois Democratic Governor JB Pritzker for granting asylum to Texas Democrats defying his demand that Texas gerrymander their voting districts so he can retain control of the House of Representatives in the 2026 midterms despite his record disapproval ratings.
Trump decided to target Chicago on Monday, just as he targeted Los Angeles when California Democratic Governor Gavin Newsom hurt his fragile ego. And as he did in Washington, D.C., where the federal government actually has some jurisdiction.
It's worth noting Trump claimed his actions in D.C. were predicated by crime in the nation's capital, but his own agencies' statistics show crime in the city were at a 30 year low.
Trump's actions in D.C. are not justified if crime was the impetus.
Trump stated:
"Every place in the country you have no cash bail is a disaster. That's what started it in New York and they won't change it, they don't want to change it. That's what started it in Chicago."
"That's where it started, no cash bail. I mean, somebody murders somebody and they're out on no cash bail before the day is out."
"Other cities are hopefully watching [Washington D.C.]. They’re all watching, just like everyone’s watching here, they’re all watching, and maybe they’ll self-clean up."
Trump claimed he'd end no cash bail in places where the federal government has no jurisdiction and no legal means to overturn state laws and local statutes.
Trump then threatened:
"I’m going to look at New York in a little while, and if we need to, we're going to do the same thing in Chicago, which is a disaster."
"We have a mayor [in Chicago] that's totally incompetent. He's an incompetent man."
Trump went on to body shame Democratic Governor Pritzker and imply he was a failure in business, saying:
"And we have an incompetent governor there, Pritzker's an incompetent. His family threw him out of the business and he ran for governor. Now I understand he wants to be president. But now I noticed he lost a little weight, so maybe he has a chance."
When Mayor Johnson was repeatedly asked by a reporter to respond to the usual Trump foolishness, the Chicago Democratic leader refused to dignify Trump’s bluster several times.
But the reporter repeated:
"What do you say to Donald Trump? How did you feel when Donald Trump called you 'incompetent'? Please answer that question if you will."
Finally, Johnson pointed out the reporter's constant begging had moved him to respond.
He told the reporter at a press briefing on Tuesday:
"OK. Fine. Since you are begging."
"So, I will just say it like this, that the President has always been intimidated by the intellectual prowess of Black men."
"And so, of course, he would speak in those petite and puerile terms, because he's small."
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An educator, Johnson is well acquainted with dealing with immature children, or 79-year-old men who act like spoiled children.
People loved Johnson's accurate takedown of Trump.
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According to FBI statistics, violent crime in Chicago is down.
Murders in Chicago are down 31% during the first seven months of 2025, as compared with the same period in 2024. Shootings are down 37%, according to Chicago Police Department data.
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MAGA Senator Reveals How He Breaks The Law While Driving Due To Fears Of DC Crime—And Yikes
Aug 15, 2025
Oklahoma Republican Senator Markwayne Mullin was swiftly criticized after he revealed on Fox News that he breaks the law while driving in Washington, D.C., to avoid getting carjacked.
Mullins remarks came as President Donald Trump federalized D.C.'s police force and deployed about 800 National Guard troops to the nation’s capital this week, saying crime in D.C. is "out of control" despite falling crime rates.
Mullin told Fox News personality Brian Kilmeade that the crime rate in D.C. "would be three times higher than any other state" if you consider carjackings alone, claiming without any sense of his own hypocrisy that he breaks the law himself while driving to feel safe:
"And by the way, I'm not joking when I say this. I drive around in Washington, D.C., in my jeep and, yes, I do drive myself. And I don't buckle up. And the reason why I don't buckle up, and people can say whatever they want to, they can raise their eyebrows at me, again, is because of carjacking."
"I don't wanna be stuck in my vehicle when I need to exit in a hurry because I got a seat belt around me. And … I wear my seat belt all the time, but in Washington, D.C., I do not because it is so prevalent of carjacking. … And I don't want the same thing to happen to me what's happened to a lot of people that work on The Hill."
You can hear what he said in the video below.
D.C. requires drivers and their passengers to wear seat belts when in vehicles, and there is a $50 fine for those who don't abide by the law. This isn't to say that carjacking in the city isn't a problem—Metropolitan Police data shows the number of carjackings rose from 2020 to 2023 before beginning to fall in 2024—but Mullin didn't help his own argument at all.
People were quick to call him out.
Though Trump has said that D.C. is “one of the most dangerous cities anywhere in the world,” his claim is at odds with Justice Department data showing that the city’s crime rate hit a 30-year low last year.
MSNBC cited this data in its own reporting, noting that the overall violent crime rate across the U.S. is down 4.5% and down 26% in D.C.; that the homicide rate across the U.S. is down 14.9% and down 26% in D.C.; and that robbery rate across the U.S. is down 8.9% and down 28% in D.C.
Despite these facts, Trump insists D.C. is a more dangerous place than other major cities around the globe including Baghdad, Bogotá, Panama City, Mexico City, Lima, Brasilia, and San Jose, the capital of Costa Rica.
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MAGA Rep. Ripped For Changing Story About Why He Sleeps In His DC Office To Fit Trump Agenda
Aug 15, 2025
Tennessee Republican Representative Tim Burchett was criticized for claiming that he "lives" in his office because of crime in Washington, D.C., even though he gave a completely different reason earlier this year to explain how he maintains productivity.
Burchett's remarks came as President Donald Trump federalized the Metropolitan Police and deployed about 800 National Guard troops to the nation’s capital this week while claiming crime in D.C. is "out of control" despite falling crime rates.
He told CNN's John Berman:
"This town is out of touch, its leadership is out of touch. I like the mayor [Muriel Bowser], I just think it's way past that. You don't want to go out on the streets at night in D.C."
"I come from a family of public educators. That's one of the reasons I live in my office at night, but the better reason is it's too dadgum dangerous, brother. It is dangerous, everybody knows it, and the people are being victimized."
You can hear what Burchett said in the video below.
However, Burchett said something completely different in February, as reported by NOTUS, a news outlet owned by the Albritton Journalism Institute, at the time saying he just doesn't like to get up early for meetings:
“Rep. Tim Burchett told NOTUS that he still sleeps in his office because it helps him stay productive and get to meetings early. He was unsure that the trend would catch on with other lawmakers and offices now that [Elon] Musk’s team is promoting it."
In fact, Burchett told NOTUS that he hopes other members of Congress follow his lead:
“But I don’t see Congress doing a lot of work, no matter who’s in power. They’ll say they are. But you go back to Tennessee, people laugh. I mean, ain’t nobody digging a ditch up here."
Burchett was swiftly called out—especially since he hangs out with Trump, whose criminal record is longer than a CVS receipt.
Burchett is known for amplifying the Trump agenda and far-right talking points.
Take, for instance, the time he suggested in a Fox News interview that the attempted assassination of President Trump was due to a "DEI person" leading the Secret Service, referring to the agency's female director, Kimberly Cheatle, who later resigned amid criticism about security lapses.
Cheatle was responsible for "successfully executing the agency’s integrated mission of protection and investigations by leading a diverse workforce composed of more than 7,800 Special Agents, Uniformed Division Officers, Technical Law Enforcement Officers, and Administrative, Professional, and Technical personnel," according to the Secret Service's official website.
Her resume, which boasted 27 years in the Secret Service, particularly as Assistant Director of the Office of Protective Operations, meant nothing to Burchett, who said "this is what happens when you don't put the best players in," echoing misogynistic and sexist commentary elevated by his fellow Republicans throughout the election cycle and since taking power.
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