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Martha Stewart Leaves Drunken Comment On Instagram Video Of Baby Chicks That's Almost Impossible To Decipher

Martha Stewart Leaves Drunken Comment On Instagram Video Of Baby Chicks That's Almost Impossible To Decipher
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Drinking during lockdown is like the changing of the seasons: certain, ongoing, and unstoppable.

Most of us have probably at this point had a night where we've gone overboard with the drinking.


Some of us have probably done so every night. P!nk has, and she already shaved her head.

It looks like Martha Stewart has joined our ranks, too.

How do we know? Well, by a little comment she made on this Instagram post.

This video is of adorable chicks. They're peep peeping all over the place, curiously exploring their cage; this is perfect lockdown content.

Martha Stewart apparently thought so too.

"M as me sure you feed and wAter them daily And keep the heat lss as no BK in s as Nd when you can finally come back to nyc who is going to care for them??" she wrote, and the internet collectively went, "huh?"

But things became clear:

"What a mess, I have been drinking."

People had no choice but to stan.





One user made the very good point that right now, we're ALL drunk.





Literally EVERYBODY is drunk.

Ina Garten is drunk.

P!nk is drunk.

Ryan Reynolds is drunk (and charitable!).

And all of you—the internet—are also drunk.





We all know you're also watching cute puppy, kitten, and chick videos to make the time go faster, so we await your drunk comments on those...

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...Eagerly.

Stewart's book Martha Stewart's Organizing: The Manual for Bringing Order to Your Life, Home & Routines is available here.

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