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Jon Stewart Just Pointed Out The Weird Noise MTG Made During Her RNC Speech—And Now We Can't Unhear It
Jul 18, 2024
Jon Stewart had a lot to unpack on Tuesday's airing of The Daily Show, given a wild week that included the shocking assassination attempt on former Republican President Donald Trump as well as the Republican National Convention in Milwaukee, which kicked off on Monday.
One specific highlight from the opening night of the RNC that Jon couldn't help but fixate on was far-right Georgia Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene making strange sounds while addressing delegates during her speech.
Stewart referred to MTG as "one particular fiery member of Congress" who "struggled mightily as her body rejected the unity theme as though it were transplanted like a monkey heart."
During her speech, MTG referred to Trump as the "Founding Father of the America First movement" and raised her fist as the rallying attendees cheered.
"Make America successful again," she said, followed by a muffled giggling sound. It was not a one-off occurrence.
The strange affectation was heard again as she continued telling the crowd to help make the nation "wealthy again" and once more after stressing, "the country we deserve."
You can listen for yourself in the clip below.
Jon Stewart Tackles the RNC and Trump Assassination Attempt | The Daily Showyoutu.be
Viewers were not just hearing things.
Stewart wondered:
"She knows she's making that noise, right?"
"Or is that the noise she makes when the interior monologue is going, ’Marjorie, there’s gonna be plenty of time to talk about Satanic Democrats, just keep it in, Marjorie, just... ”
He continued to mimic MTG's imagined inner dialogue of resisting the urge to lash out instead of keeping the peace for the sake of the cause.
Social media users were weirded out by MTG's nervous laughter, or whatever it was.
Elsewhere, people were unnerved by MTG's speech in general.
Donald Trump will close out the four-day gathering with an acceptance speech for the Republican nomination on Thursday night, the theme for which is reportedly "Make America Great Once Again."
[Insert strange giggling noises]
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Justin Long Shares Wife Kate Bosworth's 'Really Romantic' Reaction To Him Pooping The Bed
Jul 18, 2024
Warning: soiler alert. Graphic bowel movement descriptions ahead.
Actor Justin Long had a romantic e-poo-phany about how much he loved his wife, actor Kate Bosworth, when he soiled the bed after suffering from food poisoning during a trip to Mexico.
Long had no problem with transparency when he shared his anecdote on the PIE with Kurt Sutter and Katey Sagal podcast about pooping in bed while Bosworth was asleep next to him.
Before experiencing his gastrointestinal distress, the He's Just Not That Into You actor said he was so sick that he was hooked up to an IV that Bosworth held in her hand as she followed him during his runs to the bathroom.
"It was like Dumb and Dumber," he recalled of the embarrassing scenario, similar to a scene from 1994's gross-out buddy-comedy film, adding that it was "really comically unloading."
However, he was not aware of the bowel blunder that was to come.
Long continued:
"At one point that night, I woke up, and there's no other way to say this, I can't dance around it: I had s*** the bed."
"I had s*** the bed, and she was in the bed."
You can listen to him recounting the incident here.
Boston Cream Pie with Justin Longyoutu.be
Long said he adoringly looked at Bosworth, who was patient with him and reassured him that everything was going to be fine.
"I thought about how much I just love this person," he thought in the moment and was enamored of how she never judged him or made him feel bad about his poo-dicament.
"I just felt so lucky," he said, adding:
"I was sh**ting my brains out and she was looking at me lovingly ... and I just thought that it was really romantic."
The internet thought his story was TMI.
In January 2022, it was reported that Long and Bosworth were dating.
A month after they confirmed their engagement in April 2023, Long let it slip that they were married when he referred to Bosworth as his "now-wife" on the May 9 episode of his Life Is Short podcast.
Long inadvertently revealed to guest Kyra Sedgwick that he was a married man when recalling his time filming his 2022 horror flick Barbarian in Bulgaria.
“I was there while I was like really falling in love with my now-wife,” he said, according to the Los Angeles Times.
He continued:
“And she came to visit and I had never been comfortable with … set visits, I was never crazy about."
"I liked separating the relationship. ... But, I loved having her there and we just had the most magical time.”
“It helped me having her there. She helped me with scenes and it was the best. It was great," he said.
Little did he know then just how much she was going to be there for him on a future trip to Mexico.
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Britney Spears Tells Osbourne Family To 'F**k Off' After Ozzy Called Her Dancing 'Sad' On Recent Podcast
Jul 18, 2024
Singer Britney Spears criticized rocker Ozzy Osbourne and his family's remarks about the dance videos she regularly posts on social media.
Taking to Instagram, she declared her intention to "tell the Osbourne family, who is the most boring family known to mankind, to kindly f**k off!!!"
Spears took issue with comments made on the July 16 episode of The Osbournes Podcast. The former Black Sabbath frontman said he was "fed up with seeing poor old Britney Spears [dancing]. Every f**king day."
He added:
"You know, it's sad. Very, very sad."
Osborne's daughter Kelly replied that she feels "sorry" for Spears while his son Jack said Spears is "very sad indeed." Similarly, his wife, Sharon Osbourne, referred to Spears as a "poor thing."
Spears later asked her fans if they had ever seen the 2001 romantic comedySerendipity starring Kate Beckinsale and John Cusack. She expressed her admiration for Beckinsale and noted that people were being "incredibly cruel" by suggesting the 50-year-old actress should share "more age-appropriate content."
She said:
"[Beckinsale is] in her fifties and I thought it was pretty bada** how she responded with a mini bow in her hair looking literally 4 years old!! Not as bad as some of my comments saying it's sad that I'm as old as I am and dancing every single day on my IG!!!"
"Number 1) I hardly ever dance ... and Number 2) I'm not poor at all!!! I have more ligature in my left toe than any grown man or woman on earth!!! If you don't believe me ... how long do you think I should keep this going for??? In my transparent opinion, wealth and health ... isn't relied solely on cash in your bank account which I have lots of that too ..."
"It relies on my quest in my own f**king interest in how I demonstrate and serve back these wise a**holes just as Kate did!! I taught dance class last week to a couple of teenagers ... a lot of the kids were too thin and some were too big."
"I know what it's like to be judged so it's a ridiculous and stupid subject initially but I think it's important to HELP EACH OTHER and invite each other to places that help our souls grow!!! It's good to see others doing panting class ... dance class ... what have you seen lately???"
She added:
"What are you gonna do to help someone out and bring their dreams to life besides being like me and Kate's haters saying we're too old or don't have appropriate content??? Do you think perhaps they might be offended by what they see??? Would a condescending approach to be better like inviting those exact people to my class and let them see how my students are nourishing and living their lives???!!!"
"It's good for the soul yet frankly it's not condescending AT ALL IT'S BEING ..... a Smart a** and damn those are usually pretty attractive!!! on the flip side, there are actually people that do help others out that mean well and don't embarrass or demoralize another!!!"
"I personally believe that being vulnerable enough to ask someone for inspiration or help is incredibly beautiful ... but ironically in the world we live with how incredibly cruel people can be you have to be extremely careful who you allow in your circle and your heart!!"
She concluded with the following message to the Osbournes:
"I'm gonna do a photoshoot with Kate and tell the Osborne [sic] family who is the most boring family to mankind to kindly f**k off!!!"
You can see her post below.
Spears' remarks soon went viral, exposing the Osbournes to significant criticism.
Later, Spears shared a video of herself doing what she loves to do: dance.
Osborne's comments prompted Cracked writer Keegan Kelly to observe that the Osbourne's family podcast "is a crazy train that makes the most nonsensical stops at different pop-culture topics, but the latest (or months-oldest) viral trend that has the Prince of Darkness barking at the moon will have most metalheads scratching their noggins."
Kelly said Osbourne is "possibly unaware that Spears’ controversial and involuntary conservatorship ended in 2021 and that her father Jaime and his managerial team could no longer compel the pop star to perform onstage or on Instagram."
Moreover, Kelly said that despite what Osbourne said on the podcast, "Spears seems to be doing just fine in her post-conservatorship, post-divorce public life."
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Old JD Vance Ad Resurfaces After Brutally Blunt X Community Note About His Mother Goes Viral
Jul 18, 2024
Former President Donald Trump's running mate J.D. Vance was mocked online after his 2022 "Are You a Racist?" Senate campaign ad resurfaced and an X Community Note offered a concrete example of how he's twisted facts about his own upbringing for political gain.
Vance rose to national prominence with the publication of his 2016 memoir Hillbilly Elegy, which shot to the top of the bestseller lists and made him for a time the de-facto spokesperson for rural America.
The book has been highly praised by the right wing for Vance's insights on Trump's ascent within the GOP, as well as his reflections on the Appalachian values of his Kentucky family and the social and economic challenges of his hometown, Middletown, Ohio, where his maternal grandparents moved when they were young.
But he nonetheless omitted the facts behind his mother's drug addiction by linking it to the ongoing humanitarian crisis at the southern border that has galvanized so-called "law and order" Republicans who've asserted that migrants and cartels are funneling drugs into the country and contributing to a record number of overdose deaths.
In the ad, he states:
"Are you a racist? Do you hate Mexicans? The media calls us racists for wanting to build Trump's wall. They censor us but it doesn't change the truth: Joe Biden's open border is killing Ohioans with more illegal drugs and more Democratic voters pouring into this country."
"This issue is personal. I nearly lost my mother to the poison coming across our border. No child should grow up an orphan."
"I'm J.D. Vance and I approve this message because whatever they call us, we will put America first."
However, a Community Note below the ad presented a crucial fact Vance omitted:
"JD Vance’s mother utilized her position as a nurse to steal prescribed medication from her patients, not because of undocumented immigrants."
You can see the ad and the Community Note below.
During Vance's childhood, as recounted in Hillbilly Elegy, his mother, Beverly, struggled with substance abuse and addiction, sometimes allegedly becoming abusive towards him. Eventually, Vance was placed in the care of his grandparents, James and Bonnie Vance.
Beverly worked as a nurse, which gave her easy access to prescription medications that she eventually began to abuse. Her substance abuse created a dysfunctional environment and Vance said he was frequently the target of her aggression. When J.D. was 12 years old, Beverly was arrested, an event that left him terrified but also somewhat "relieved."
In fact, he once told conservative pundit Megyn Kelly that at the time he "was just really sad and felt very lonely because I’m sitting in the back of this police cruiser, they just arrested my mom, the relief of having survived another day was gone and then I just wanted someone to come and take me away.”
When it comes to the way he tried to twist the tale to advance his desired political narrative, Vance was swiftly called out.
Vance's lie should come as no surprise given his previous identity as a "Never Trumper" who once described Trump as "America's Hitler" and "cultural heroin" unable to regard the needs of the working class.
Additionally, he referred to Trump as an “idiot” in tweets that have since been deleted. During an August 2016 NPR interview, he mentioned that he might consider voting for Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton if he believed Trump had a chance of winning.
Prior to his Senate campaign, Vance apologized for previously calling Trump “reprehensible," telling CNN in 2021 that "I regret being wrong about the guy" while declaring that Trump was a good president.
Vance was named Donald Trump's running mate on Monday and gave the keynote address accepting the VP nomination at the Republican National Convention last night.
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Stephen King Responds To JD Vance Pick With Awkward Reminder Of Why Trump Needed A New VP
Jul 18, 2024
After former President Donald Trump named Ohio Republican Senator J.D. Vance his running mate, horror icon Stephen King shared a meme that reminded us all why Trump needed a new vice presidential pick in the first place.
In a viral post on X (formerly Twitter), King noted that Trump's "own supporters tried to kill" former Vice President Mike Pence. Trump and Pence have been distant since the former vice president declined to overturn then-candidate Joe Biden's 2020 election win.
Moreover, Pence could have been killed on January 6, 2021, the day a mob of Trump's supporters stormed the United States Capitol on the false premise that the 2020 election had been stolen.
Video footage from that day shows the angry mob chanting "Hang Mike Pence!" and "Bring out Pence!" as they search for him through the halls of the Capitol. And just outside, the mob had set up a makeshift gallows.
'Bring out Pence': Jan. 6 committee shows video of protesters threatening Mike Pencewww.youtube.com
Considering this, King supported the notion that Vance would never have been chosen as Trump's running mate if the former president's supporters had not called for Pence's execution for refusing to do Trump's bidding.
King posted an altered image of a character from the Netflix series Stranger Things. In this post, part of the meme trend known as "Robin Holding a Whiteboard," the character is shown holding a dry erase board with the following message:
“Just a reminder that the reason he [Trump] has to pick a new VP is because his own supporters tried to kill his last one.”
You can see his post below.
@StephenKing/X
Many concurred.
While Pence has yet to publicly comment on Trump's selection of Vance, the former vice president has stated that he will not endorse him for president in November's election.
In a recent Fox News interview, he said, "It should come as no surprise that I will not be endorsing Donald Trump this year," adding:
“Donald Trump is pursuing and articulating an agenda that is at odds with the conservative agenda that we governed on during our four years. And that’s why I cannot, in good conscience, endorse Donald Trump in this campaign.”
Pence's comments are a far cry from his prior spirited defense of his former boss, such as when he criticized the media for focusing on "one day in January."
At the time, Pence suggested that Democrats are trying "to demean the character and intentions of 74 million Americans who believed we could be strong again and prosperous again and supported us in 2016 and 2020 but for our part I truly believe we all ought to remain completely focused on the future."
He has often been accused of playing both sides, given other remarks he's made including when he acknowledged that he and Trump would never "see eye to eye" on January 6, which he referred to as "a dark day in the history of the United States Capitol."
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