Maybe it would never occur to you to shop Amazon for sex toys, or maybe you've been taking advantage of Prime shipping on your personal items for years. Either way, these are some of the weirdest sex toys we've seen in a while—and we've seen a lot.
Remember, it's a list, not an endorsement! There are some of these that we can't imagine anyone actually using... but if you feel the itch, there ain't no shame in that, either. But you made need some of this to help, if that's the case.
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Clone A Willy Silicone Penis Casting Kit
As far as weird sex toys go, this is pretty tame... but a clone of your (or someone else's) willy is a bit of an odd keepsake.
3-in-1 Vibrating Massager
This sex toy isn't really weird at all. But the picture makes it look like she's going to use it on her ear, and we couldn't stop laughing.
Waterproof Bendable Massager Toy
This non-vibrating "massager" toy has us wondering if the manufacturers know what "massage" means.
Med Massager
Speaking of massage... this industrial-strength monster came up in our search, making us wonder if someone misfiled under "adult massager."
French Poodle Dog Mask
The fact that this came up under a search for "weird sex toys" was interesting.
Smart Heat Scream Toy
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It's the little red sports car of male cup toys.
Or How About Kamasutra?
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