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The Guy Who Found Shrimp Tails In His Cereal Is Married To Topanga From 'Boy Meets World'—And People Are Shook

The Guy Who Found Shrimp Tails In His Cereal Is Married To Topanga From 'Boy Meets World'—And People Are Shook
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By Mike WalshMar 25, 2021
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Remember the guy who found sugared and cinnamoned shrimp tails inside his box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

Well, the story is pretty convoluted and strange. And it just gets stranger.

Jensen Karp, the guy who found the extremely strange and unsettling seafood side in his box of cereal, is the husband of Danielle Fishel--aka, the woman who starred as Topanga on the millennial favorite show Boy Meets World.

I know!






People were seriously taken aback by this twist.

For one thing, the sheer happening of someone finding shrimp in their cereal is already crazy and unlikely. But then that guy being married to one of the most iconic TV actresses of the 90s and early 2000s?

Wut.





In order for the universe to have created this narrative, so many things have to have lined up perfectly.

The chances are so low, and the result is so bizarre, that you can't help but gawk in awe at the universe.




The saga seems to add new information every day. For example, it also seems as though Karp found a bag that had been tampered with in the same box and contained dental floss.

How much crazier can this story get?

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