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'My Crush Shot Me' And Other Dreams People Couldn't Shake

'My Crush Shot Me' And Other Dreams People Couldn't Shake
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Dreams can play out like reflections of our reality. Sometimes, they're bringing out deep desires in our subconscious. Other times they play out the most outlandish connections and images we can see. So, when our dreams lead us down a dark and bizarre path we never really get over, it's important to analyze it. You need to see what it's trying to tell you.


Reddit user, u/MossCoss, wanted to hear about the peskiest sleep thoughts when they asked:

Hey, Reddit, what's the weirdest dream you've ever had?

I Think It's Safe To Say This Dream Relationship Is Over

I was at a party and my crush appeared out of nowhere and said "Time to change" then shot me in the head.

Creepiest dream ever.

xAlpha21x

He Probably Stole The Show

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I went to go see Obama do stand up in Germany with my grandma

lamarbri

We'd Probably All See That Movie

I went with a wizard to Las Vegas and he helped me make a bunch of money. The end.

Campymovie99

That's basically the plot of The Hobbit except instead of Las Vegas it's The Lonely Mountain

Mad_Squid

Replaying Whole Days Are The Worst

I had a dream that I did a whole day at work. Ran through all the details, all the meetings.

Then i woke up and had the do the whole day over.

It was a weird dream but only weird when I had to relive it.

sid_lwa

This One's Pretty Easy To Understand

Opened my eyes in a green meadow to a double-barrel shotgun pointed at my forehead point blank and then it shot and I woke up. 2-second dream.

Married a donkey in a bouncy-house maze; flashed forward 5 years to our new house in a Denver suburb fighting over financial problems that lead to me being divorced by the donkey. That was a weird one.

thedreamlan6

Your dreams telling you not to marry an a**

McBurgerBoy

Sequels Are Never As Good, Are They?

Was walking through a pier when all of a sudden a T-Rex appeared killing people. Managed to survive but it stepped on my mom and I carried her to a bench and cried for her. Woke up crying and realised it was just a dream.

LakeSideSmile

Someone's been watching too much Jurassic Park II

Perfectclaw

What A Terrible Space Program

Most memorable was I was an astronaut, in full gear, piloting a giant (as big as the moon) flip-flop made of welded metal, while maniacally cackling as I crashed it into the earth.

brungo

Asking The Real Questions

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A man gave birth to an ostrich and then me and the nurses went out for donuts.

TheCheshireKate

I have an important question, was the ostrich live or in an egg?

thedreamlan6

A more important question is what kind of donuts were they?

TheVentiLebowski

Getting Ready For A BBQ

Last night I had a wheelbarrow full of cooked sausages, and I kept spilling them

chibbied

Coma > Dream

I was in a 4 day coma when I was 16. The dreams felt like they lasted years. So vividly real too. Indistinguishable from real life.

I spent a few months living on a jungle island split 50/50 down the middle. Half was normal but the other half was colored like a Dr. Suess book. Objects looked normal, but so vibrantly colored. There's a tiger there trying to kill me, sometimes it's a lion. After a few months of survival I get picked up by passing rum runners.

I relive those dreams every time I sleep.

Shes_dead_Jim

Winner! And, Gross.

I had a sex dream with Jeff Bezos.

I wasn't having sex with m him, he was just in the room making eye contact with me the whole time, sitting on his stacks of billions.

Hjhhjk

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