'My Crush Shot Me' And Other Dreams People Couldn't Shake

I Think It's Safe To Say This Dream Relationship Is Over

I was at a party and my crush appeared out of nowhere and said "Time to change" then shot me in the head.

Creepiest dream ever.

xAlpha21x

He Probably Stole The Show

I went to go see Obama do stand up in Germany with my grandma

lamarbri

We'd Probably All See That Movie

I went with a wizard to Las Vegas and he helped me make a bunch of money. The end.

Campymovie99

That's basically the plot of The Hobbit except instead of Las Vegas it's The Lonely Mountain

Mad_Squid

Replaying Whole Days Are The Worst

I had a dream that I did a whole day at work. Ran through all the details, all the meetings.

Then i woke up and had the do the whole day over.

It was a weird dream but only weird when I had to relive it.

sid_lwa

This One's Pretty Easy To Understand

Opened my eyes in a green meadow to a double-barrel shotgun pointed at my forehead point blank and then it shot and I woke up. 2-second dream.

Married a donkey in a bouncy-house maze; flashed forward 5 years to our new house in a Denver suburb fighting over financial problems that lead to me being divorced by the donkey. That was a weird one.

thedreamlan6

Your dreams telling you not to marry an a**

McBurgerBoy

Sequels Are Never As Good, Are They?

Was walking through a pier when all of a sudden a T-Rex appeared killing people. Managed to survive but it stepped on my mom and I carried her to a bench and cried for her. Woke up crying and realised it was just a dream.

LakeSideSmile

Someone's been watching too much Jurassic Park II

Perfectclaw

What A Terrible Space Program

Most memorable was I was an astronaut, in full gear, piloting a giant (as big as the moon) flip-flop made of welded metal, while maniacally cackling as I crashed it into the earth.

brungo

Asking The Real Questions

A man gave birth to an ostrich and then me and the nurses went out for donuts.

TheCheshireKate

I have an important question, was the ostrich live or in an egg?

thedreamlan6

A more important question is what kind of donuts were they?

TheVentiLebowski

Getting Ready For A BBQ

Last night I had a wheelbarrow full of cooked sausages, and I kept spilling them

chibbied

Coma > Dream

I was in a 4 day coma when I was 16. The dreams felt like they lasted years. So vividly real too. Indistinguishable from real life.

I spent a few months living on a jungle island split 50/50 down the middle. Half was normal but the other half was colored like a Dr. Suess book. Objects looked normal, but so vibrantly colored. There's a tiger there trying to kill me, sometimes it's a lion. After a few months of survival I get picked up by passing rum runners.

I relive those dreams every time I sleep.

Shes_dead_Jim

Winner! And, Gross.

I had a sex dream with Jeff Bezos.

I wasn't having sex with m him, he was just in the room making eye contact with me the whole time, sitting on his stacks of billions.

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