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People Break Down The Biggest Loads Of BS They've Ever Heard

People Break Down The Biggest Loads Of BS They've Ever Heard
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Reddit user TurboDoubleD asked: 'What's the biggest load of bullshit you've ever heard?'

We've all had a moment in our lives where we genuinely couldn't believe what we heard coming out of the mouths of the people we were talking to.

To put it simply, everything this person was saying was a whole lot of Bull S-.... BS.


Sometimes, people just get their facts mixed up, spewing information that isn't only inaccurate but also incoherent.

Worse still, however, is when we know full well someone is blatantly lying to our face, which they also know full well.

Redditor TurboDoubleD was eager to learn the absolute biggest loads of BS they ever heard, leading them to ask:

"What's the biggest load of bullsh*t you've ever heard?"

Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is!

"'You're a good worker!'"

"Gets assigned more responsibility for same pay".- Reddit

There's Giving Up, And Then There's Changing Course

"'Don't give up'."

'Sometimes it is necessary to cut your losses and start anew."

"Don't fall for the sunk cost fallacy."- Grouchygrond

Facts Don't Lie!

"'It is not in our budget this year to give raises'."

"Said months after the company reports RECORD profits and a massive raise for the CEO."- DasBarenJager

Teachers Raise GIF by ABC NetworkGiphy

The Might Not Matter, But They Certainly Help

“'Looks don’t matter'."

"Besides from having actual powers, being attractive is a goddamn superpower."- WhatAreYouSaying05

Ask The Astronauts...

" Flat Earth theory takes the cake for sure."- Strapsengabi

Not Like Anyone Else Had Any Time To Make This Claim...

"Lol Terrance Howard's new math ."- bmcgowan89

Terrence Howard Fox GIF by Falcao LucasGiphy

Hence Why The Phone Bill Will Be Worth It, Right?

“'Your call is very important to us' while being on hold for an hour."- Inevitable-Stage-154

Too Soon?

"We are a nation of laws, and no one is above the law."- EmporerPenguino

...But It Sure Can Buy You A Lot Of Things...

"'Money doesn't bring happiness'."

"F*ck outta here, miss me with that dumb sh*t."

"As far as I'm concerned money means financial freedom, who wouldn't be happier knowing you ain't gotta worry about paying bills no more."- Wandering-Paradox

Make It Rain Money GIF by SpongeBob SquarePantsGiphy

How Much Proof Do You Need?!?!

"The biggest load of bullsh*t I've ever heard?"

"That the Earth is flat."

"Despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary, some people still cling to this absurd belief."- Forever_Emma

Self-Help Books Can't Solve Everything...

"A book claiming how to win the lottery."- Wooden_Cattle1847

So THAT'S Why We Fight So Much...

“'This isn’t just work, we are a family here'.”- uarstar

Bored Season 3 GIF by The OfficeGiphy

They Want To Keep Their Job Too...

“'Take your problem to HR'.”

"HR is not your friend."

"They can and will protect the company first."- AkuraPiety

Duplicity Is A Skill...

“'She’s harmless. Just ignore her'.”

"No, she’s not harmless."

"She is a vindictive b*tch who will do the same to anyone she comes in contact with."- Obi1NotWan

Lies Do NOT Get Better With Age...

"Well, I found out last week from my uncle, that my dad never served in the military, and had been lying about it for 30 years."

"When I confronted him about it, he just tried to hand wave it away."- A265ACF5S348439WU9FK

Conspiracy Theory Shut Up GIF by Hello AllGiphy

Perhaps what's most ironic is if there's ever a time someone's BS ever comes back to hit them in the face, it's when they're talking to a fellow bullsh*t artist.

After all, as Jane Lynch famously quipped in Role Models, "You don't BS a BSer..."

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