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Bette Midler Sings Hilariously Brutal Jingle For 'Trump Cologne' In On Point Parody Ad

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The actor and singer sang the vocals for a parody ad by the Meidas Touch Network promoting 'Trump Cologne.'

Actor and singer Bette Midler teamed up with the liberal political action committee Meidas Touch to produce a satirical advertisement for a Donald Trump-themed cologne called "Eau de Trump." The ad playfully portrays the scent as making one smell like "a big fat loser," according to Midler's lyrics in the commercial.

In the video, Midler opens with a catchy line:


“You can smell just like a big fat loser. You can reek like a repulsive fool.”

The ad goes on to mock the former president with the following lines to complete the jingle:

With a hint of sexual abuses and toxic notes of universal ridicule. If you like a fragrance that’s psychotic, infused with rage and defamation too, a litany of liks so pathologic, Eau du Trump is certainly the stench for you.”

The video humorously lists potential side effects from wearing Eau de Trump, including stupidity, incessant whining, deceit, disgrace, treason, and even comb-overs.

You can watch the ad below.

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Midler also shared the ad in a post to her followers on X, formerly Twitter, writing:

"Trump is shilling something else to pay his ever growing legal fees and the discriminating MAGA crowd is thrilled!"

You can see Midler's post below.

People loved it.


Midler has long been critical of Trump and Republicans and has openly advocated for liberal causes.

Trump, who once called her a "washed up psycho" and criticized her "ugly face [and] body," was once the subject of a limerick Midler posted mocking him for "demanding big tanks on the mall," a reference to Trump's failed plans to use taxpayer money to hold a military parade for Independence Day celebrations.

Midler also previously criticized then-Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell's unwillingness to pass an election security bill to protect American democracy from foreign interference, openly referring to him using the pejorative "MoscowMitch."

Notably, Midler once attacked Trump's Secretary of Education, Betsy DeVos, referring to her as "Maleficent" for policies that weakened the Department of Education's official mandate.

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