Clone A Willy Silicone Penis Casting Kit

As far as weird sex toys go, this is pretty tame... but a clone of your (or someone else's) willy is a bit of an odd keepsake.

3-in-1 Vibrating Massager

This sex toy isn't really weird at all. But the picture makes it look like she's going to use it on her ear, and we couldn't stop laughing.

Undies for Two

We have so many questions.

Waterproof Bendable Massager Toy

This non-vibrating "massager" toy has us wondering if the manufacturers know what "massage" means.

Med Massager

Speaking of massage... this industrial-strength monster came up in our search, making us wonder if someone misfiled under "adult massager."

French Poodle Dog Mask

The fact that this came up under a search for "weird sex toys" was interesting.

Confetti Dildo

Because why just throw confetti?

Smart Heat Scream Toy

It's the little red sports car of male cup toys.

Horse Dildo

Paging Catherine the Great...

Fox Tail Butt Plug

Taking "furry" to the next level.

Or How About Kamasutra?

Kama Sutra is dedicated to the well being both of body and spirit. The luxurious formulas are not just for lovemaking, they are designed with the health and the beauty of the skin in mind, and to heighten sensual awareness both in and beyond the bedroom.