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Guy Roasted After Claiming Real Men Want A Woman Who Makes 'Fresh Breast Milk Ice Cream'

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Twitter user Carnivore Aurelius left people scratching their heads with the qualities he seeks in a partner.

Twitter is having a field day roasting a guy on Twitter who claimed real mean want a woman who "is obsessed with cows and is dying to make fresh breast milk ice cream" among other head-scratching attributes.

You read that right.


Twitter user Carnivore Aurelius tweeted last week:

"Boys want arm candy."
"Men want someone who isn't on birth control, is loving, graceful, who wants to buy a farm, start homesteading, homeschool the kids, who's obsessed with cows and is dying to make fresh breast milk ice cream."

The overall feeling about the tweet?

The twitterverse is both amused and concerned, the stance dependent on whether or not the account is satire.

Confusion was the most prevalent response.







Many, however, just straight up disagreed.



We think it's safe to say Carnivore Aurelius isn't speaking for everyone.

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