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Marianne Williamson Just Photoshopped Her Face Onto A Controversial 'Game Of Thrones' Character, And Everyone Is Totally Baffled

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Democratic presidential hopeful Marianne Williamson appears to be the kooky gift that keeps on giving when it comes to the 2020 election.

And a recent Game of Thrones meme that she shared on Instagram is the newest cherry on top of a bizarre sundae.


The self-help author posted a bizarre photoshopped image of the popular HBO series as part of a plea to her supporters to donate enough so that she qualifies for the next Democratic debate in September.

But the character she chose to stick her face onto certainly raised some eyebrows:

Marianne Williamson on Instagram: “Hey, everyone! We need to get back into “Please send at least $1” mode now. We need 27,000 more unique donors by August 28 in order to make…”

Yep, that's Melisandre.

Not exactly the hero of Game of Thrones.

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For those who haven't seen the show, Melisandre is sort of a well-intentioned, but ultimately misguided sorceress who helps a man murder his brother/rival to the throne and then later convinces him to burn his young daughter alive to help him win a battle, among some other pretty f**ked up stuff.

Now, Williamson has been roasted since she shot to relevance after the first Democratic debates for some of her odd statements, so in some ways she's not unlike Melisandre.

I mean, she once even blamed the environmental crisis on "witch burnings."

Perhaps her supporters are just as "out there" as she is.

Makes you wonder...





We feel a blood sacrifice coming soon.




We're not sure what Williamson's prophecy says, but if we're going along with the plot of Game of Thrones, things probably won't end well for her.


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What is your favorite dad joke?

A Murder Of Cows?

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Kids: A HERD of cows.

Dad: Of course I heard of cows, there is a flock of them right over there.

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ManOfLaBook

We Should Probably Leaf

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Fleurdelis502

What Better Way To Carry It Home

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"Would you like the milk in the bag?"

Dad: "No thanks, you can keep it in the carton."

Captain-Yesh

Scrambled Or Over-Easy?

Dad at breakfast: I'll have bacon and eggs, please

Waiter: How do you like your eggs?

Dad: I don't know, I haven't gotten them yet!

roman12325

Feeling The Humor

Dad: "Nice shirt, is that felt?"

Not Dad: "No."

Dad: Reaches over and touches sleeve "It is now!"

Cheese_Pancakes

That Joke Killed!

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Why do graveyards have gates?

Because people are dying to get in.

My Dad always told it passing a graveyard.

Vlaed

Lean Back. Lean Back.

"I love my furniture. My recliner and I go way back."

akaShadezz11

Stating The Obvious, But Still Hilarious

I had a terrible day yesterday. As I was walking home, a man in a wheelchair stole my camouflage jacket!

As he was wheeling away, I shouted after him, "you can hide but you can't run!"

Jantra

Give It A Second...

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A magician was walking down the street.

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aworldwithoutshrimp

Car Humor. That's All.

Dad putting car in reverse

Dad: Ahh, this takes me back

Hkatsupreme

That's Always The Point

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No one ever gets it but it makes me laugh. And that's the point, right?

bdoz138

And the King of Them All...?

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I tell dad jokes.

Sometimes he laughs.

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