Just imagine what it must have looked like in its prime. via Did You Know

According to The Knot wedding resource magazine and website, smashing cake into the face of a spouse after tying the knot is a tradition tied to medieval England. To celebrate the marriage, the bride would toss a piece of piece of cake over her shoulder for good luck.
This evolved into newlyweds feeding a piece of cake to one another, then taking frosting or a small bit of cake and rubbing it gently onto each other's faces—usually the cheek or tip of the nose.
But in the years between then and now, this tradition turned into couples not telling each other whether they would do a cake smash and the bit of frosting or cake turning into an entire handful being aggressively smeared all over their new spouse's face.
Cake in nostrils or eyes often happens, and with particularly zealous participants, broken noses, scratched corneas, or knocked out teeth have happened.
Not a great way to start a marriage.
Reddit user TheLoneHander asked:
"People who smashed the wedding cake into your new spouse's face: how is your relationship and marriage now?"
"My mother and stepfather agreed they wouldn't at their wedding, but my sister was nearby egging on my mom to smash the cake."
"They looked at each other, nodded, then smashed the cake in my sister's face."
"It was perfect."
~ Lonecoon
"My friends did. She took a tiny bit with her finger and wiped it on his nose and mouth."
"He got mad and smashed her whole face into the cake. They are divorced."
~ Notfit_anywhere24
"My friend smashed it in her husband's face, they hadn’t really talked about it beforehand. They got divorced 1 year in."
~ katXOmichele
"I asked him not to."
"I left 15 months later. Hopefully the divorce will be finalized soon."
~ ouisseau
"My husband was horrified by the idea of the cake smash, also the garter toss."
"We cut and fed each other cake and it was very gentle and sweet."
"10+ years later I wouldn’t have done it any other way."
~ HeyLikeableZest
"I asked her not to do it. It was the only thing I asked for during the reception. 'Please don't shove cake in my face. I hate that stupid tradition'. She said, 'OK, I won't'."
"I fed her cake, then she fed me some, with the plate peculiarly close to my face. Then, WHAM!"
"Cake up the nostrils and her with a sh*t-eating grin on her face and her entire redneck family howling with laughter, except her mom, who was the only decent one, who had a look of chagrin on my behalf."
"My first thought was 'I f*cking KNEW it!', followed up with 'Don't make a scene...' Then I smiled and said 'I'm gonna go get cleaned up' and spent the next 5 minutes in the bathroom blowing icing out of my sinuses."
"We got divorced 7 months later."
~ Arkayb33
"Feeding each other cake is symbolic for taking care of each other. I get some people might be OK with getting cutesy with it, but I felt very serious about it.
"How can I trust a person to take care of me and provide for me (and I them) if they can't even pretend to, symbolically, immediately after committing officially?"
"I explained to my husband how I felt about it and if he did it that marriage license/certificate would never get filed, final answer. Hard stop."
"Neither of us cake smashed. Still happily married 8 years later."
"It wasn't about money or makeup or my dress, it was about trust. Trusting someone to take care of you appropriately, if/when needed, in sickness or in health."
"To not throw it in your face, or rub your face in it. But to delicately do it with love and care."
~ IdEstTheyGotAlCapone
"I asked him not to, he did. Divorced after 2 years."
"Yep..it was a terrible marriage all around."
"Never should have gotten married in the first place. We were oil and water."
~ NefariousnessOk2925
"Man, I just can't get this. With how much brides usually spend to look their absolute best on their wedding day like the idea of smashing their face into a cake and potentially ruining their makeup and their hair (and possibly their dress) seems so out of line to me."
"I just see it as being disrespectful if she's not completely into the idea. And yeah, I'd rather make a light hearted joke out of myself before deciding to make my wife into one without her being in on it on a huge celebration like that."
~ dlun01
"My brother smashed the cake into his bride's face at both of his 2 weddings. He's twice married and twice divorced, so... didn't go great for him."
"He's not one for self reflection or emotional growth, so even if I or someone else did tell him not to do it, it wouldn't matter."
"Plus he is actually now disowned by our entire family for some heinous sh*t, so I wouldn't speak to him even if I could."
~ letmehowl
"I asked my ex husband not to. He did. Divorcing after 8 months."
"We were together nearly 3 years. Nothing really changed post-wedding, even though many people promised that things would improve, as though the wedding were some magical portal."
"If anything, the wedding was a distraction towards which we were uneasily hurtling on what felt like a runaway train we were probably both too scared to get off of."
"Post-wedding, the problems we had been having remained and we didn’t have the wedding planning 'stress' to blame any longer."
"The non-consensual cake feed, with all the attendant symbolism particularly in hindsight, served to sour an already tense event."
~ krasxam
"Our photographer heavily implied we should do it, but with the cake in my hand looking at my partner's face, I just couldn't do it. Especially because she said 'Do not smash the cake in my face'."
"So to compromise, I smashed it into my own face and got raspberry sauce all over my suit."
"Still married, so I guess it was the right decision."
~ Studejour
"I divorced her. I still recall the picture of when she did it. I was pissed."
"It shows a fundamental disrespect for your spouse when you do something like that."
~ lloopy
"I pleaded with him not to, and he did anyway—and broke my nose doing it. By law, I had to wait 12 months to file for divorce; filed on our first anniversary."
"He grabbed the back of my head by my hairstyle and slammed me into the cake and held me down. I'm not sure if it was the table or the cake plate that actually broke my nose."
"And yes, he was charged with assault, but got no jail time."
"His explanation was that he thought it would be a funny story we could tell our grandkids and it would help me loosen up. He later claimed that I 'slipped' and that's why the injury was so bad."
"My BFF deserves a lot of the credit for me being able to leave and get him charged."
"She was so supportive and kind—and provided me with a place to live—and kept telling me to pretend this was happening to her or my sister, and what my advice to them would be. Or if he did it to our child at their birthday party."
"Having that kind of support made a huge difference in being able to leave."
~ Outrageous_Space_364
"My first husband tried, I dodged it. We separated within a year, but tried to reconcile. It failed miserably, and we divorced after 5 years total."
"My second husband asked me which flower I wanted to try (I love an icing flower) and cut the cake so I could have the piece with the flower. We’re celebrating our 9 year anniversary this June."
~ MaeInside
"I remember my stepdad doing this to my mom at their wedding. I could tell she was upset. I was 10."
"He was predictably a horrible person. She stayed with him way too long, but the universe took care of things by ushering him off the mortal coil via a big fat heart attack."
~ ThePrimCrow
"My ex-husband did it even though I asked him not to."
"The cake smashing was an indication of how much he really respects me, which is not at all."
"Technically, we were together for 29 years, but I left him at 24. I stayed for a lot of reasons, but you can boil it down to I got stuck in fight or flight and very effective gaslighting."
"I also knew instinctively that my family wouldn’t help me get out, and sure enough, they didn’t. Also, he was my high school sweetheart, and I loved him even though all he ever did was hurt me. I excused it because of his deep childhood trauma."
~ Karens__Last__Ziti
"My ex had promised to be super nice about it. I wasn’t wanting to do it at all, I kept trying to talk her out of it, but she insisted."
"Then, at our wedding, she decided she 'just wanted to be a little obnoxious and have fun' and smashed a giant piece in my face."
"I returned the favor because she went around everything we decided, and she acted like I slapped her across the face."
"We lasted ten years."
~ No_Shine3326
Would you—or did you—do the wedding cake smash? What do you think of the tradition?
A U.S. Army veteran went viral after she spoke out to encourage other current and former military members to publicly condemn President Donald Trump for using them as "pawns" to suit his own ends after he deployed the National Guard and Marines to Los Angeles amid ongoing protests against his administration's immigration raids.
Trump has activated over 4,000 National Guard members and 700 Marines, despite opposition from city and state leaders. He has painted a bleak picture of Los Angeles—claims that Mayor Karen Bass and Governor Gavin Newsom say are wildly exaggerated.
Both leaders argue that Trump is endangering public safety by deploying military personnel unnecessarily, pointing out that local law enforcement has not requested additional support. In fact, Newsom has made clear he believes Trump is using the military as a pretext for a wider authoritarian takeover.
Amid all this, one former U.S. Army intelligence officer, identified as Carmen Colado, is speaking out, making clear that she believes Trump is openly violating the U.S. Consitution to suit his own ends:
“We are not pawns for Donald Trump’s agenda. Why now? It’s because the military was called upon against the protesters."
"In our oath to serve, we serve the people of the United States, the Constitution. These constitutional rights are being stripped and just denied."
“And the military will not be pawns to that. That’s why I’m calling on the conscience of military members who served previously and now. We have a conscience, we have a mind and we have a duty, a moral obligation to say no and resist.”
You can hear what she said in the video below.
@btnewsroom After Trump deployed Marines to LA, this military member joined an anti-ICE protest in Dallas, declaring, 'We won’t be pawns in stripping away constitutional rights.’
Many praised her for speaking out.
MAGA wasn't too pleased and swiftly criticized and dismissed Colado with their usual lack of respect.
According to a report from The Guardian, California National Guard troops and Marines deployed to Los Angeles have privately expressed frustration over the assignment. Many have told friends and family they are deeply unhappy and fear their presence serves no real purpose beyond being used as "pawns in a political battle" they have no desire to be part of.
Three advocacy organizations representing military families reported hearing from dozens of service members who expressed discomfort over being pulled into a domestic policing operation outside their usual scope of duties. According to the groups, they have not received any feedback offering a different perspective.
Former President Barack and First Lady Michelle Obama warmed hearts when they shared the same photo to their respective social media accounts, showing them with their adult daughters, Sasha and Malia, to commemorate Sasha's 24th birthday.
Sasha Obama was born in June 2001, nearly eight years before the family moved into the White House at the start of her father's first term in January 2009. She and her older sister, Malia, now 26, spent their formative years in the presidential residence, growing up there throughout their father’s two terms, until the family departed in 2017.
Taking to Instagram, the former president wrote:
"Happy birthday, Sasha! Watching you grow into the incredible woman you are has been a true gift. I’ll always be proud of you and will always be here for you."
The former First Lady wrote:
"Happy birthday to my sweet girl, Sasha! Can’t believe how quickly time has flown. I’m so proud of the woman you’ve become. Love you always!"
The photo accompanying their respective posts captured the entire Obama family standing close with their arms wrapped around each other. The former president dressed casually in a white polo shirt and gray slacks, while Michelle and their daughters wore summer sundresses.
You can see the Obamas' posts and the photo below.
Many were moved by the photo and sent Sasha Obama their best wishes.
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Sasha Obama graduated from the University of Southern California in May 2023, while Malia Obama, who earned her degree from Harvard in 2021, has since pursued a career in film and television. The Heart, a short film she worked on, premiered earlier this year at the Sundance Film Festival.
Earlier this year, Michelle Obama spoke about the family's time in the White House, telling Melinda French Gates on the Moments That Make Us podcast that her daughters "had to be smart and confident and independent straight away, even when they were living in a house with butlers and maids and florists."
The former First Lady emphasized that she raised her daughters to understand that their time in the White House would not be "forever" and that "I've got to hand you your life soon and let you manage it.'"
The term malaphor means when two or more colloquial phrases or idioms get confused and combined to create something nonsensical. According to the National Institute of Health (NIH), malaphors are a common symptom of frontotemporal dementia or other cognitive impairments.
So when a person seeks to accuse someone of being unintelligent, their use of malaphors is ironic and possibly very telling—narcissists will always accuse others of their own faults and failures.
Speaking at Fort Bragg in North Carolina on Tuesday, MAGA Republican President Donald Trump attempted to mock former Democratic President Joe Biden in front of a hand-selected audience of U.S. Army soldiers who self-identified as loyal Trump supporters.
The audience had booed and cheered in all the expected places with minimal prompting.
But things got awkward when Trump tried to claim President Biden was an unintelligent person throughout his life, but was now in obvious decline. But these are common criticisms long aimed at Trump, not Biden, by people who taught or attended school with him as a young person or who have known Trump for decades, like family and business contemporaries.
Trump told the crowd:
"I’ve known this guy for a long time. He was never the sharpest bulb."
You can watch the moment here:
In whichever idiom Trump was unable to recall, bulbs are bright and tools are sharp, but he plowed on with his speech. The NIH reports those with frontotemporal dementia or other forms of cognitive decline lack the ability of self-correction or self-monitoring of what comes out of their mouths.
Trump went on to say:
"But you know what he was? He wasn’t a radical left lunatic."
"He never dreamt about open borders. He never said that when he was of sound mind, which actually was a very long time ago."
It was another attempt by Trump to claim President Biden had been unfit to serve as the 46th President and was actually being controlled by a group of handlers. This is another criticism aimed at Trump since his first term, but made more often and with more evidence in his second.
People soundly mocked Trump for his latest in a long line of verbal fumbles which include misspoken names or words, slurred speech, mispronunciations, and unintelligible gibberish.
trump said "Biden's not the sharpest bulb?"Yes. trump is a very sharp bulb. Everyone knows that.
— New Mexican (@mejicana.bsky.social) June 12, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Trump on Biden: "He was never the sharpest bulb."When were bulbs sharp? Was it back when knives were bright?
— TomR (@thedrummer.bsky.social) June 12, 2025 at 12:01 AM
"He was never the sharpest bulb"? Um, someone want to explain to Dear Leader that a bulb is only sharp if it's been shattered? Trump doesn't even understand simple analogies.
— Sister Stone (Unshackled) (@stonecircle.bsky.social) June 11, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Embarrassed laughter at Fort Liberty, where Trump calls Biden incompetent and then immediately proceeds to describe Biden as not the [sic:] “sharpest bulb”.Obviously, tools are sharp and bulbs are bright, but even with a teleprompter, Trump does not realize what he is saying.
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— Randahl Fink (@randahl.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy) June 12, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Trump tried to diss Biden and it was priceless! He said “ I knew this guy (Biden) a long time, he was never the sharpest bulb” 😬. Ok genius. We get it. You’re the brightest knife ever!!
— Good Trouble (@lebergerdavid.bsky.social) June 11, 2025 at 7:13 AM
President Biden announced in May that he was diagnosed with a metastatic prostate cancer. He's currently undergoing treatment.
MAGA fans are boycotting Walmart after Christy Walton, one of the retail giant's heirs, took out a full-page ad in The New York Times promoting the “No Kings” protests planned against President Donald Trump's military parade.
Walton, who is worth an estimated $19.3 billion and ranks among the wealthiest women in the U.S., urged critics of Trump to "mobilize" against the parade—echoing a similar message she shared in a New York Times ad back in March.
The ad opens with the phrase “No Kings,” a nod to the political organization helping coordinate hundreds of anti-Trump protests across the country this Saturday.
The ad outlines eight principles Walton supports, including caring for “veterans and children” and standing firm “against the aggression of dictators.”
It concludes with a pointed message:
“We are the people of the United States of America. The honor, dignity, and integrity of our country are not for sale. Our government is of the people, for the people, by the people."
You can see the ad below.
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A person familiar with Walton’s thinking, speaking on the condition of anonymity, described the nationwide ad as a “personal message” encouraging Americans to engage “peacefully and civically” in the upcoming weekend’s events:
“Her message promotes peaceful dialogue and the sharing of diverse views and voices. She condemns violence in all forms and continues to emphasize the importance of listening to one another.”
Florida Republican Representative Ana Paulina Luna lashed out at Walton over the ad in a post on X, writing:
"Looks like the Walmart dynasty is big mad about China Tariffs."
You can see her post below.
The far-right account Libs of Chicago also criticized Walton, writing:
"Sort of ironic isn’t it? A Walton married a socialist. If there was ever a time to boycott Walmart, it’s now."
You can see the post below.
The calls for a boycott were swiftly mocked online.
Far-right conspiracy theorist Laura Loomer also claimed to have coordinated with Walmart on a statement, noting that Walmart said Walton's ad is "in no way connected to or endorsed by Walmart."
Loomer said, in part:
"I was able to get to this ad that was published by Walmart heiress Christy Walton in front of @Walmart ’s executives today. I explained to them and their representatives the need to condemn the actions of Christy and her ad that is promoting radical leftist protests in the US by inciting violence against @realDonaldTrump."
"I’d like to add that Walmart was very receptive when their executives were contacted with my concerns and they didn’t push back when I said a statement would need to be made TODAY. I am glad Walmart took this opportunity to distance themselves from Christy Walton’s anti-Trump multi-city ad and to condemn political violence."
You can see her post below.
But others praised Walton's move.
While Walton hasn’t publicly criticized Trump directly, she reportedly co-hosted a fundraiser for his Democratic opponent, former Vice President Kamala Harris, in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, last September.
According to Federal Election Commission data reviewed by Forbes, she contributed more than $700,000 in political donations last year. That includes $100,000 to WelcomePAC, which aims to help Democrats connect with “mainstream Americans,” and $200,000 to The Lincoln Project, a “pro-democracy” political action committee founded by former conservatives.