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Donald Trump's impeachment has brought a boatload of unhinged conspiracy theories out of the woodwork of conservative media.
Brian J. Karem, the White House correspondent for Playboy, posted a particularly insane one on Twitter.
Apparently, inside the White House, at least one person thinks Hillary Clinton may have lost the 2016 election on purpose so that Democrats could impeach Trump three years later.
Not from the Onion but from a WH source - "Hillary Clinton purposely lost the election with the aid of Russian hack… https://t.co/Ajry87cLSp— Brian J. Karem (@Brian J. Karem)1576684705.0
There's one person who had an especially hard time believing this theory.
Hillary Clinton herself, who responded with an appropriate GIF.
@BrianKarem https://t.co/uvA5jQ48CF— Hillary Clinton (@Hillary Clinton)1576688995.0
Twitter couldn't stop cracking up at Clinton's low-key shade.
@HillaryClinton @BrianKarem I love that you just tweeted a meme of yourself😂— Y'all Hurry Up! 🆘️ (@Y'all Hurry Up! 🆘️)1576689254.0
@HillaryClinton @BrianKarem You have a powerful crystal ball 🔮. We need it now more than ever.— 💫Patsy💥Dryden ☘️🌊🌹 (@💫Patsy💥Dryden ☘️🌊🌹)1576696871.0
@HillaryClinton @BrianKarem Madame Secretary, you didn't know you were that crafty, did you? 😂🤣😂😏 The White House has lost it's way.— J. Walker Sanderson (@J. Walker Sanderson)1576704748.0
@HillaryClinton @BrianKarem @HillaryClinton using a gif of herself, knowing that this day would come if she didn’t… https://t.co/oO7o2gyL6P— Dawn Catherine (@Dawn Catherine)1576702139.0
Many people had a good time imagining how exactly this conspiracy theory would work.
@BrianKarem Hillary: Looks we are heading for a win. Team: That would be a disaster. How are we going to impeach T… https://t.co/eJ6AXqdTbl— #TheNorthForward ⭐️ (@#TheNorthForward ⭐️)1576699086.0
@BrianKarem Think that through! Why would Hillary not just take office if she didn’t want Trump to have it? Why wou… https://t.co/HDdnCBrnir— EndofIntranet (@EndofIntranet)1576690536.0
@BrianKarem They waited 3 long years before hatching their nefarious plans. And they would have gotten away with i… https://t.co/CCOSmKOA7S— Adam Rifkin 🐼 (@Adam Rifkin 🐼)1576688009.0
Hidden inside the White House's conspiracy theory is the admission that Clinton could have won the election if she wanted, which is a strange thing for them to claim.
@BrianKarem So now they're admitting she was the one the American people really wanted.... so bad, in fact, she had… https://t.co/e6Zeab5rFb— lisa anny 🆘 (@lisa anny 🆘)1576710247.0
@BrianKarem Say what? The in itself is funny, but the Blue Ribbon goes to the lawyers that stated he was never Pres… https://t.co/PRv0qHhyqN— TommyV68 (@TommyV68)1576710822.0
Who could possibly believe such madness?
@svdate @BrianKarem @MaraLiasson I want a name. No one is this crazy. Well, one person.— Tom Nichols (@Tom Nichols)1576686544.0
@BrianKarem I don't know why you find the concept so hard to fathom. Trump is a narcissist - anything bad that hap… https://t.co/gjeuNDJr5d— BJ Pants (@BJ Pants)1576743334.0
Perhaps this conspiracy goes deeper than we can even imagine...
@BrianKarem @mgobluegirl6 Even The Onion recognized that this wouldn't pass the satire test. What new circle of ins… https://t.co/YRLJfAyQml— Marie Brennan (@Marie Brennan)1576686758.0
@BrianKarem Oh dear God!!!! Yup that was the plan... travel the country meeting people, raising money to fun her ca… https://t.co/i2XbWs03Ix— Jasper #Ω. (@Jasper #Ω.)1576697928.0
How better to take power than by giving it all away!
@BrianKarem @guvvuruf Of course, a cunning plan to take power by giving all power away for four years. The millions… https://t.co/DtNxabnMfK— Amelie W 📎 (@Amelie W 📎)1576726735.0
Who knows what the White House is going to suspect of Hillary Clinton next.
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