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Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop Is Now Selling A $75 Candle That, Uh, 'Smells Like My Orgasm'

Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop Is Now Selling A $75 Candle That, Uh, 'Smells Like My Orgasm'
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Gwyneth Paltrow's eccentric women's wellness company Goop has never been afraid of selling products with slightly obscene connotations, such as an expensive candle entitled "This Smells Like My Vagina."

In the true spirit of 2020, Paltrow has now taken that one step further and is selling a candle for bargain of $75 entitled "This Smells Like My Orgasm."


Paltrow unveiled her new candle on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon via Zoom.

Gwyneth Paltrow Reveals What Her New Intimate Goop Candle Smells Likewww.youtube.com

The candle's description on Goop is:

"A fitting follow-up to that candle — you know the one — this blend is made with tart grapefruit, neroli and ripe cassis berries blended with gunpowder tea and Turkish rose absolutes for a scent that's sexy, surprising and wildly addictive."





Oddly enough, this move was somewhat prophesied by Paltrow's daughter, Apple Martin, when she made a parody list of Paltrow's "To-Do" during lockdowns caused by the ongoing pandemic.

The list read "MAKE MORE VAGINA EGGS & CANDLES!"




Paltrow's Goop has come under fire in the past for selling products that do nothing for wellness, or else are potentially harmful.




Both of Paltrow's questionable candles are on sale through Goop's website, if your heart so desires.

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