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Gwyneth Paltrow's company, Goop, has long undergone criticism from consumers for its outlandish and sometimes borderline unhealthy "feminine" products.
And even her kids are trolling her now.
Paltrow shared a picture of her 15-year-old daughter Apple Martin's "interpretation" of Paltrow's social distancing "to-do" list:
Apple, Paltrow's daughter, simply scrawled "Make more vagina eggs & candles."
Her celebrity friends thought this was FUN. NY.
This is in reference to the Jade Egg and Rose Quartz Egg products that Goop claims "balance hormones, regulate menstrual cycles and increase bladder control when inserted into the vagina," and the seemingly purposeless "This Smells Like My Vagina Candle," both of which have caused significant blowback for Paltrow and Goop.
@MikeyTheHarlow Gwyneth is SO OBSESSED with vaginas. My gosh. And flying her Goop staff half way across the world to do shrooms is GOLD.— Ian (@Ian)1586884129.0
Weâ��ve reached the slap happy part of quarantineâ��-wondering what the development process for Goopâ��s vagina candle scent must have been like— Andi Stern (@Andi Stern)1586664488.0
Donâ��t worry everybody... This will pass. Corona, locusts, volcanoes, and earthquakes will pass... And itâ��ll beâ�¦ https://t.co/oHQ1t4hUaU— Nicole Arbour (@Nicole Arbour)1586674779.0
Gwyneth Paltrow does a pretty good job of playing smart and level-headed for being the Goop and vagina candle lady— Nathan Green ð��� (@Nathan Green ð���)1586376678.0
@_LisaRodgers The receipt and instructions for GOOP's new line: Hypotheticál, imaginary soul- and vagina-clensing pâ�¦ https://t.co/5fQs0cnwYE— ð��³ï¸�â��ð��� ash nouveau ð��¹â�� (@ð��³ï¸�â��ð��� ash nouveau ð��¹â��)1586980322.0
After Goop was sued for having no scientific proof of these benefits, they paid $145,000 in settlements and refunded purchases of the eggs. Each egg was going for $55-$66.
The vagina candle is currently $75.
.@goop is basically Martha Stewart's Living for vaginas. #Goop https://t.co/L9n4AYGjlc— Ð�Î�VÆ�â�¬Å� Å�Î�Î�Ã�Å�Ŧ (@Ð�Î�VÆ�â�¬Å� Å�Î�Î�Ã�Å�Ŧ)1586985366.0
These trash bags smell like my vagina -Goop Waste Disposal Services* https://t.co/uspKQUqwjP— Josh HD (HellDamn) (@Josh HD (HellDamn))1586866620.0
@Neurofourier Damn. We really missed out on an opportunity to throw you a GOOP themed birthday. You could have had vagina scented candles!— Brownie (@Brownie)1586976810.0
@subatomic You may have heard of Gwyneth Paltrow and her company Goop? They sell all sorts of BS, including a candlâ�¦ https://t.co/06H7MFucXM— David Bradley (@David Bradley)1586940768.0
#IOnceDreamtThat a kooky actress was selling some strange merchandise... goop... yoni egg.....vagina scented candleâ�¦ https://t.co/3MXfeWmP2B— See Lee Ack (@See Lee Ack)1586920593.0
And now that her own daughter is trolling her, it's open season on Goop. Even satirical products have popped up.
Sigh. Just what I needed during the pandemic...Goop the snake oil salesman on the cover of my favorite mag. The womâ�¦ https://t.co/uROf59891I— kacesq (@kacesq)1586436926.0
goop's vag candle ('this smells like my vagina', in all caps, is the name), according to the website, smells like:â�¦ https://t.co/saZuYjwrXf— Lizzy Kreiter (@Lizzy Kreiter)1586716903.0
Burn these McD's candles with the Goop vagina candle to create the scent of the drive thru obgyn clinics/fast foodâ�¦ https://t.co/KpzgYG3Fkv— Dr. Seema Yasmin (@Dr. Seema Yasmin)1582233775.0
Teenagers, man. They really know how to aim and fire.