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Gwyneth Paltrow's company, Goop, has long undergone criticism from consumers for its outlandish and sometimes borderline unhealthy "feminine" products.
And even her kids are trolling her now.
Paltrow shared a picture of her 15-year-old daughter Apple Martin's "interpretation" of Paltrow's social distancing "to-do" list:
Apple, Paltrow's daughter, simply scrawled "Make more vagina eggs & candles."
Her celebrity friends thought this was FUN. NY.
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This is in reference to the Jade Egg and Rose Quartz Egg products that Goop claims "balance hormones, regulate menstrual cycles and increase bladder control when inserted into the vagina," and the seemingly purposeless "This Smells Like My Vagina Candle," both of which have caused significant blowback for Paltrow and Goop.
After Goop was sued for having no scientific proof of these benefits, they paid $145,000 in settlements and refunded purchases of the eggs. Each egg was going for $55-$66.
The vagina candle is currently $75.
And now that her own daughter is trolling her, it's open season on Goop. Even satirical products have popped up.
Teenagers, man. They really know how to aim and fire.