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Chrissy Teigen Offers A Sweet And Sassy Message To Her Newborn Son On His Due Date 😂❤️

Chrissy Teigen Offers A Sweet And Sassy Message To Her Newborn Son On His Due Date 😂❤️
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On May 17, Chrissy Teigen gave birth to her second son, Miles Theodore, three weeks early. But she wants Miles to know, when he's old enough, how much they anticipated his arrival.


Teigen and her husband, singer John Legend, also have a two-year-old daughter named Luna. After Miles' early arrival, however, Teigen wanted to show some appreciation for her new baby what was his scheduled due date, which was yesterday.

"Today was your original due date but you heard how cool we are since that's all we talk about (how cool we are) and you wanted to see what all the fuss was about, 3 weeks early," Teigen wrote in an Instagram post. "Well we tricked u! We are boring AF but we love you!"

The Lip Sync Battle host also posted a picture of Luna with her new baby brother, and it's seriously cute. Luna and Miles are some happy-looking siblings.

Here's another picture of Teigen and Miles that she posted to Instagram on May 21, four days after Miles was born, with Teigen promoting "Asian pear underwear," as a joke about comedian Ali Wong's newest Netflix special, "Hard Knock Wife."

Two days after he was born, Teigen tweeted that Miles' birth was easier on her than was Luna's, which resulted in postpartum depression and a "ripped butthole."

"I can confirm postpartum life is 90% better when you don't rip to your butthole. Baby boy: 1 point. Luna: 0," she wrote. Teigen wass able to avoid shredding her sphincter this time.

Fans showed their support on Twitter, though the ripped butthole story got the better of some of them.

A "fourth degree tear" sounds pretty awful TBQFH.

Mothers know that pain all too well.

Apparently there's even a Facebook support group for victims of severe butthole tears.

Oh, the joys of childbirth.



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