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A topless Chelsea Handler, er "Chesty Handlerberg," took to Instagram to deliver a hilarious yet legit message to men about preventing unwanted pregnancies.
Handler captioned the informative video:
"Men, it's time to do your part."
As Handler gave herself a breast exam in bed, she explained:
"Since the beginning of time, women have been ducking and diving and dodging pregnancy face-first - or Pikachu first - and, frankly, they're exhausted."
The comedian continued:
“We’ve had to listen to men say things like, ‘Girl, but using a condom doesn’t feel so good,’ or ’Can’t you just take birth control?' Or 'Oops, I forgot to pull out.'"
"Enough, you little horny little pigs in blankets."
"Women are tired of making concessions for men, especially in the bedroom."
"We have already been through enough, letting you wear socks while you penetrate us."
She finished:
"So man up, men."
"And if you can't do that, enjoy the company of your hand."
"Vasectomies. One snip and that's it."
You can watch the PSA below.
Viewers of the very important message applauded Handler for speaking truth on the subject.
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Several men also chimed in, claiming their vasectomies were quick, easy and overall a great decision.
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... just something to think about, fellas.