A woman on TikTok has it out for Jeff Bezos after the 'adult massager' she ordered from Amazon arrived in its original packaging.
TikToker Abby Monea revealed that her order was not placed in a typical cardboard Amazon box. Instead, the shipping label was placed directly on her item's packaging.
To make matters worse, the creator had to pick up her delivery from a package concierge where it was "on display for all to see."
Monea began her video, captioned, "Why would Amazon air me out like that," with a warning to the Amazon founder.
“Jeff motherf**king Bezos, I am coming for you."
"Because you did me dirtier than I’ve ever been done in my whole life.”
She continued:
"You know how Amazon sometimes just ships whatever you ordered in the original box? Like they don't put it in an Amazon box?"
"Well, they chose to do that to me with the adult massager that I ordered. You thought that’s so funny, did you? Did you, Jeff? Did you think that was such a funny little prank?”
The TikToker then revealed the awkward interaction with the package concierge.
“Well, I have a package concierge and everyone saw it. I went down to get my sh*t from the package concierge and there it is, on display for all to see."
She finished by threatening Bezos with a "yacht heist."
“I’m going to steal your yacht. I’m going to do it."
"I’m going to steal your yacht. A yacht heist. That’s what you get."
You can watch below.
Warning: NSFW language
While the TikToker was undoubtedly mortified, viewers were pretty entertained.
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Others in the comments offered some helpful advice to Monea—and anyone else looking to make discreet purchases in the future—by explaining shipping options that could help prevent another moment of terror like this one.
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We're so sorry the TikToker had to go through this embarrassing ordeal, but we're extra thankful that now we know how to make sure something similar doesn't happen to us!
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