Groom Called Out After His Ultra-Short And Vulgar Vows Go Viral On TikTok—And Yiiiikes

A groom's attempt at humor on his wedding day was a swing and a miss when his vulgar vows were met with merely the sound of crickets and a forced laugh by the bride...Oh, and an unimpressed wedding guest's, "Come on, Cody."

A video posted to TikTok by @ckentertainmentservices shows the moment this Cody delivered his short and not-so-sweet vows, simply swearing to his blushing bride:

"I promise to smack that a** every chance I get, boo-yah!"

He then added:

"That's all I got."

Charming.

Clearly unamused, the officiant even tried to urge the groom to say something else.

"That's what you're going out with?"

Cody then responded:

"We've made it this long."

You can watch below.

The moment has been witnessed by over 9 million viewers with seemingly zero of them being impressed.

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Several even made mention of the way people in attendance were urging him to do better despite his self-satisfaction.

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Ew.

It's giving major "Toaster Strudel or Twinkie" groom, but at least that guy planned something to say.

This poor bride...