A little boy named Jeremy was not playing around when it came to an incomplete Christmas list.
He penned an angry letter to Santa that took an even darker turn after not getting everything he asked for at Christmastime.
TikToker Kodi Mink–a.k.a. @koko_mink–could barely contain himself after reading the spiteful note from 2017 that may have landed Jeremy a permanent spot on the naughty list.
The exchange between Santa and Jeremy began with Jeremy writing:
"Dear Santa, I am writing this the day after Xmas, and I am very sad I only received one of the two presents I asked for."
Watch how Jeremy's complaint goes off the rails, here.
The unsatisfied boy gave Santa a pass this one time since Tanta Kringle ate the provided cookies.
Jeremy continued and gave an ultimatum.
"I asoom the missing gift was an oversight."
"I will give you 1 week too fix this."
@koko_mink/Instagram
@koko_mink/Instagram
Santa responded with a typed-out letter explaining why Jeremy was able to receive one present.
"Dear Jeremy, I am sorry you are disappointed with your presents. You asked for two very expensive presents, and Santa can only do so much.' "
Saint Nick offered a piece of wisdom, which was:
"You need to be grateful for what you have, not upset about what you don't."
Not one to give in to the demands of a naughty child, Santa said:
"If you continue to complain, I will have no choice but to add you to the naughty list next year."
Unfortunately, the advice on what's most important and the consequence of ignoring it fell on deaf ears.
Jeremy did not back down and wrote Santa back–this time by dispensing with what little was left of his decorum.
"Hey Fatty," wrote Jeremy, adding:
"Your threats don't scare me. I played your game and you did not deliver."
"This is not ok. I will give you 1 week and then you will pay. – Jeremy"
@koko_mink/Instagram
Mink could barely read through the letter's postscript in which Jeremy said he couldn't understand why Santa cared about what is or isn't an expensive present when the leader of the North Pole had "elf slaves" to make things for him.
And speaking of the alleged enslavement of Santa's helpers, Jeremy called out Father Christmas and said he was the one who was:
"naughty for having slaves."
Amused by Jeremy's feistiness, Mink howled over the boy's mic drop and shouted:
"Period, Jeremy! Tell that fat b*tch!"
@koko_mink/Instagram
@koko_mink/Instagram
@koko_mink/Instagram
But the interaction was not over, and things just got real.
Santa wrote back, telling Jeremy he was being a very bad boy.
"Because you cannot be happy with what you have, I have talked to your parents and told them to take away your Wii U. Now you have nothing."
Santa added that he will reconsider if Jeremy's attitude changes.
"You will need to be an extra good boy next year if you want to make it back on the nice list."
Wanting to get the last word in, Jeremy expressed his dissatisfaction with Santa's "stunt" for reaching out to his parents.
"You are on my naughty list right now."
Things got sinister when Jeremy threatened the beloved Christmas figure.
"Be afraid. You look slow and easy to kill. Enjoy your cookies next year because they will be poison."
@koko_mink/Instagram
@koko_mink/Instagram
The boy signed off with:
"I hope you die, Jeremy."
Hmm, his threat sounds like a cue for reinforcements.
Krampus, whenever you're ready.
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