People Break Down The Best Responses To An Unsolicited Sexual Picture

Why are y'all STILL sending d**k pics in 2022? Like... decent.

Back at You...

"I read, I believe it was here on Reddit. This girl got an unsolicited d**k pic. So for her revenge, she sent penis pics back constantly. Big, small, anything she could find. This guy was telling her to stop, lol. She asked if he liked it."

IzzyCleo

WTF

“'Why does it look like that?' And answer none of their following texts."

Hugh_manateerian

"If you feel the need to respond, 'I'll ask my aunt, she's a nurse.'"

the_ricktacular_mort

Are you Ok?

"When I was a teenager I had just gotten my first boyfriend, and back then nobody sent photos over text because camera phones weren't a common thing yet. Also texting cost a few cents per text. God, I feel old typing that out.

"I had never seen one before, so I panicked and said, 'Oh my god are you okay??' and he just like... got really sad because he thought I thought there was something wrong with the way it looked."

ArcticFox46

Send it Back

"What I used to do was take their profile picture and photoshop their face onto the head of their d**k and send it back. I never got a second d**k pic doing that lol."

Sammie2Dope

"What she should do instead is make a public directory of unsolicited d**k pic offenders. Get the victim to edit their head on top, and then post it there with their number. Girls can then search their number to see if they've been a repeat offender in the past. Call the website the D**k Head."

FunnyPhrases

Sorry

"'Oh hey, my ex had that disease too'"

Hawkwise83

I am loving the revenge response.

Yuck

"Google 'genital warts' and send them back any of those images that come up."

stoic_and_tired

Freshman Year

"When I was a freshman in college I was home for Christmas break and the guy across the street, who was 4 years older than me and had recently moved back home, sent me one with the message that his family would be out of the house for a few hours if I wanted to come over."

"I knew him, we had lived on the same street for years, but it was completely out of the blue. I'm not even sure how he got my number. I had babysat his younger brother a few times however, which is why I had his mother's number. I took a screen shot of the message & pic and forwarded it to his mom, asking if she could please get Eric to stop sending me nudes."

sophie_steele

Wrinkled

"Why are you sending me a picture of your thumb?"

Chief_B33f

"So an old friend took a picture of his nuts**k and sent it to my husband as a joke. My husband genuinely responded 'Why did you send me a close up picture of your couch?' They had an old gray leather couch that had wrinkled over time."

SpiffyPaige143

Spot On

"I know this sounds crazy, but I am a doctor and this might be cancer."

Sakurashi2001

"Because I know they know I’m not a doctor- I say 'that spot looked weird so I sent it to my dad (he’s a doctor) and he said you should definitely go get check out' then don’t respond to any other messages."

"Note- my dad is in fact, not a doctor, and of course don’t forward my father d**k picks. But I very much enjoy the panic from an a** that 1) I sent his penis pic to my dad and 2) that there’s something wrong with his junk."

TakeOutForOne

Try This

"Share a penis enlargement ad."

try-bi-sum-um

Brilliant

"There was a (faked-but authentic-looking) image going around of an FBI logo/warning that read, something along the lines of, 'FBI tracking software has detected unsolicited trafficking of lewd/pornographic visual material from this device. The user of this device will be contacted by the appropriate local law-enforcement authorities within the next 7-10 business days.'"

"The victim of the d**k-pic would forward this image to the dick-er. It was freaking brilliant."

FesterSilently

Ewww...

"I said to a guy who sent me an unwanted d**k pic: 'You have the ugliest d**k I’ve ever seen. That’s actually insane. Do you have some kind of deformity? You should get that checked out' Got no response."

greeny-bottle

"Aww stepped on a nerve didn't it?"

raszota

Finding You

“'Im sorry, you may no longer contact (insta user) as they have reported your account for [pornographic content] and [distribution of pornography to children] your account will be under review by (insert town) police department and we will get back to you shortly!"

zestyclosetrat

Collections

"A friend of mine saves them and anytime she gets a new one she responds with a her entire collection of d**ks in response. Last time I checked she had over 50 saved."

ultratoxic

Website Issues

"I dated a woman once who would photoshoot little hats on them & she kept a website for a while where she posted her collection. It's been a few years though and last I checked it wasn't up anymore."'

LittleUrbanAchiever

"Instagranniepants on instagram was always great for a laugh. She’d draw pretty good portraits of guys on Tinder who hassled her, complete with micro penis and commentary."

postmoderngeisha

Bad Shrimp

"So this guy that is a year or two older than me (22 F) sent me a d**k pic a few years ago, we weren’t even talking like that. I had no interest in him and didn’t show other wise. Well he randomly just sends me a d**k pic and I said 'WTF man I should send this to your dad. Wonder what he’d think about your shrimp.' He blocked me. 😂🤷🏼♀️"

SavvyLeAnn2316

Sword Swipes

"Send one back. One time, my buddy and I convinced a girl to give us her phone so we could send a d**k pic back to a guy that just sent one. We were wiggling our d**ks and taking a video when all of a sudden our d**ks slapped together. We both jumped away in disbelief as our d**ks have never touched together before. It was not an enjoyable experience but it made for a funny video to send back haha."

JustALocalJew

dry land...

"I once said, 'Congrats on making my vagina the literal driest it has ever been. If I were you I would go get that checked.' Took care of it (he left me alone) and maybe he thought twice about doing it to other women."

IStartToRun

Stop sending these types of pics unsolicited. It's gross. The end.