Prince Charles Laments The Rising 'Cost-Of-Living' While Literally Sitting On A Golden Throne—And Twitter Cannot

Prince Charles announces the government's top priority is to "help ease the cost-of-living for families," with a promise to "level up opportunity in all parts of the country" https://bloom.bg/3srLLZ0\u00a0pic.twitter.com/wUydQMvAvu

— Bloomberg UK (@Bloomberg UK) 1652179407

My brother in Christ you are sitting on a golden thronehttps://twitter.com/BloombergUK/status/1523977008262352903\u00a0\u2026

— Alex (@Alex) 1652190319

The optics here are exquisite. No notes.https://twitter.com/bloomberguk/status/1523977008262352903\u00a0\u2026

— Derek Thompson (@Derek Thompson) 1652184534

he announced from his golden throne encrusted with jewels

— Marg Sabl Maneuver Enthusiast (@Marg Sabl Maneuver Enthusiast) 1652184618

The next time Biden gives a speech about reducing cost of living expenses, I want him stepping out of a life-sized Klimt painting diorama wrapped in a golden robe studded with rubies and emeralds. \u201cMy fellow Americans,\u201d he begins, rubies jingling, \u201cthese diaper prices amirite?\u201d

— Derek Thompson (@Derek Thompson) 1652184937

i simply would have made this announcement from any other room, wearing any other outfithttps://twitter.com/BloombergUK/status/1523977008262352903\u00a0\u2026

— rax \u2018leads with her crotch\u2019 king (@rax \u2018leads with her crotch\u2019 king) 1652208782

Man sits on a Golden throne while talking about the cost-of-living is so outrageously beyond parody i'm not sure even the Onion could add anything further to it.https://twitter.com/BloombergUK/status/1523977008262352903\u00a0\u2026

— Friendly Neighborhood Comrade (@Friendly Neighborhood Comrade) 1652216644

I don't know about y'all, but for me nothing instills trust that a government will help address affordability like a promise to do so given in a room made of gold by an actual prince who is also covered in gold.https://twitter.com/BloombergUK/status/1523977008262352903\u00a0\u2026

— Torrance Coste (@Torrance Coste) 1652216715

It's 2022 and we still have a first-world country where the leader sits on a golden throne talking about what he'll do to make it easier for the poor.

— Fire Dave Gettleman (@Fire Dave Gettleman) 1652182864

I will never understand how in the 21st century we still have kings and queens\n\nActual living royalty who's abundance of wealth is provided by working class tax payers, who will then go on TV upon a golden throne to say how they will help poor people\n\nThis is absolutely mentalhttps://twitter.com/BloombergUK/status/1523977008262352903\u00a0\u2026

— Dylan Burns \ud83d\udd4a\ufe0f\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\udde6\ud83c\udff3\ufe0f\u200d\ud83c\udf08 (@Dylan Burns \ud83d\udd4a\ufe0f\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\udde6\ud83c\udff3\ufe0f\u200d\ud83c\udf08) 1652207470

Look, i might be wrong about this. But he could probably use a *little* more gold lining while making an announcement of empathy for the struggles of the country\u2019s least advantaged.https://twitter.com/BloombergUK/status/1523977008262352903\u00a0\u2026

— Sam Stein (@Sam Stein) 1652193304