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CNN Just Used A Hilarious Poll To Show Just How Unpopular Trump's Ballroom Is—And We're Cackling
May 08, 2026
After President Donald Trump claimed that his new White House ballroom is "very popular" with the American public, CNN shared a hilariously shady poll that gets to the truth of the matter.
Last year, Trump ordered the demolition of the entire East Wing to make way for a 90,000 square-foot ballroom that will dwarf the size of the White House itself, sparking alarm from historical preservationists and the public alike.
Construction started during the recent government shutdown—at the same time that the Trump administration announced that families would not receive SNAP benefits as scheduled. The administration also refused to release contingency funds that would ensure families that rely on these payments don't go hungry.
At the moment, Senate Republicans are seeking to allocate $1 billion toward security components tied to the ballroom's construction as part of a broader roughly $70 billion package focused on immigration enforcement, legislation they hope to advance with little or no Democratic backing.
Details of the reconciliation bill released late Monday include a provision directing $1 billion to the United States Secret Service for “security adjustments and upgrades” connected to the East Wing modernization project, including both above-ground and below-ground protective infrastructure.
In defense of the project, Trump told the press:
"It really has become very popular. When people see the design, they really like it. It's been great, gotten some great reviews."
You can hear what he said in the video below.
But it turns out Americans believe more in ghosts and telepathy than they do in Trump's ballroom project, per a CNN segment with data analyst Harry Enten. A chart displayed on screen indicated that 39 percent of Americans either support or believe in ghosts, while 29 percent said they believe in telepathy.
Just 28% support Trump's ballroom.

Enten noted:
"It [the ballroom] is just as unpopular now as it was in October [when the project was announced]. It is 56 percent opposed, 28 percent in support. ... I never thought I'd be talking about ballrooms because ballrooms are not my style, but Americans who support or believe in ghosts, that comes in at 39 percent."
"How about telepathy? That comes in at 29 percent and the new White House ballroom comes in below both of those at 28 percent. So the bottom line is this: this new White House ballroom is most certainly not popular."
"More Americans believe in ghosts, and slightly more, though, within the margin of error, believe in telepathy. And I will note that our cameraman right now is laughing like nobody’s business."
You can hear what he said in the video below.
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The shade of it all—Trump was mocked profusely.
Jury's out on whether Trump will get the message.
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Woman In Labor Times How Long Her Husband Takes To Poop To See If She Can Push Their Baby Out Faster In Hilarious Viral Video
May 07, 2026
It's well-known across the internet that it takes forever for men to use the restroom. For dads especially, in the time it takes them to poop, when they return to the house, their kids will have aged seven years, and their baby will have learned to walk.
These are jokes, of course, but it's an internet consensus that men spend a really long time on the porcelain throne.
New mom and TikToker @devynnehaddoxx decided to lean into the humor instead of the frustration of that fact within the context of her marriage, so when she went into labor while her husband needed to use the restroom, she was determined to have a little fun.
In a hilarious TikTok video, @devynnehaddoxx stated:
"My husband just informed me that he needs to poop, so he has left the room."
"I am currently in [active] labor."
"So I am timing him to see if I can push a baby out faster than he can poop."
The video then cuts forward to the TikToker embracing her adorable newborn baby.
"Okay, she's here."
"I started pushing at 5:13. She was delivered at 5:20."
The camera then switches to the TikToker's husband, who had clearly lost the race.
"Well, I started pushing at..."
"...It took me 11 minutes."
TikToker @devynnehaddoxx set a timer on her phone when her husband walked out of the room, and it took him exactly 11 minutes and 18 seconds to leave the room, use the restroom, and return. It took her seven minutes to give birth.
The TikToker and new mom was victorious.
"I beat him. I pushed an eight-pound baby out faster than he could take a poop."
You can watch the video here:
@devynnehaddoxx Pat yourself on the backkkk 🤰🏻#labor #pregnancy #laboranddelivery #39weekspregnant #pregnant
Fellow TikTokers found the whole situation to be hilarious.





Some had misunderstood the assignment and thought the mom was literally racing him.





While it would have been hilarious and possibly some kind of medical marvel if the TikToker had birthed her baby and was waiting with their newborn when her husband got back from the restroom, seven minutes was still incredibly impressive!
But the most impressive thing was how the couple was able to joke about this, from the "race" to both of them "pushing." Couples who can play together stay together—and with a little luck, their child will have a great sense of humor and a competitive edge.
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David Letterman Rips 'Lying Weasels' At CBS For Claiming Colbert Was Canceled For Financial Reasons In Epic Takedown
May 07, 2026
David Letterman isn’t staying quiet about CBS canceling The Late Show with Stephen Colbert. As Colbert’s run comes to an end later this month, the former late-night host is publicly challenging the network’s claim that the decision was purely financial.
Letterman, who hosted The Late Show from 1993 until stepping down in 2015, addressed the controversy during a new interview with New York Times journalist Jason Zinoman.
The longtime host alleged Colbert’s exit was tied directly to the Skydance merger:
“He was dumped because the people selling the network to Skydance said, ‘Oh no, there’s not going to be any trouble with that guy. We’re going to take care of the show. We’re just going to throw that into the deal. When will the ink on the check dry?’”
When CBS announced that Colbert would be leaving the air, Paramount—CBS’ parent company—was in the middle of its merger with David Ellison’s Skydance.
At the time, the deal was awaiting final approval from the Federal Communications Commission (FCC), which heightened scrutiny of the company as President Donald Trump, a longtime critic of Colbert and late-night TV, remained vocal about the genre.
Letterman doubled down on his criticism of the network:
“I’m just going to go on record as saying: They’re lying. Let me just add one other thing, Jason. They’re lying weasels.”
The timing of the cancellation quickly fueled speculation that Paramount and CBS were attempting to avoid political friction as the Skydance merger moved through the approval process.
This also isn’t the first time Letterman has publicly defended Colbert. Shortly after CBS announced the cancellation, Letterman called the decision “pure cowardice” during an interview posted to his YouTube channel.
He said then:
“They did not handle Stephen Colbert—the face of that network—in the way he deserves to have been handled.”
The interview from his channel can be seen here:
- YouTubeLetterman
Letterman’s comments quickly spread across social media, where viewers and late-night fans debated whether CBS’ explanation for canceling The Late Show with Stephen Colbert fully explains the decision.
You can view the reactions below:
Colbert’s final episode is scheduled for Thursday, May 21, officially ending the franchise’s run on CBS. For now, the Emmy-winning host says he is more focused on finishing the show than dwelling on the cancellation itself.
He reflected on his mindset as the series comes to a close:
"When this is all over, I will probably have a different—or rather a fuller—perspective on all of this, but I don't really have time to be mad about anything right now."
The comedian also acknowledged that the ending feels different because the decision was ultimately out of his hands.
Meanwhile, Colbert recently visited the Obama Presidential Center in Chicago for a multi-segment interview with former President Barack Obama. The visit included a tour of the 225-foot museum tower and the sprawling Jackson Park campus.
You can view the tour clip here:
- YouTubeThe Late Show with Stephen Colbert
The late-night host is preparing for one more major television moment with a reunion featuring his fellow Strike Force Five podcast hosts, a sendoff that arrives as criticism from figures like Letterman continues to fuel questions surrounding CBS’ decision.
CBS is expected to replace The Late Show with Stephen Colbert with Byron Allen’s long-running series, Comics Unleashed. Meanwhile, Colbert has not announced another television hosting role after leaving the network, though Letterman’s public defense of his successor has kept the controversy surrounding the show’s cancellation in the spotlight.
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Billie Eilish's Refreshingly Blunt Take On Aging And 'Botched' Plastic Surgery Has Fans Nodding Hard
May 07, 2026
You know what they say: the grass is greener on the other side. Most people want something that they don't have.
While many people right now are fixated on appearing younger than their age, Billie Eilish—who already looks younger than her age—is looking forward to what comes next.
While Eilish was guest-starring on the Good Hang podcast with Amy Poehler, the pair started talking about age, and since Eilish is so young, they talked more about her transition from her teens to her twenties.
Surprisingly, as enjoyable as that transitional time was for the artist, Eilish explained that she's looking forward to getting older. More specifically, she looks forward to showing her age, rather than always being perceived as "young."
Eilish lamented:
"I am so excited to age."
"I'm so excited for my face to age and my body to age and not change it."
"I want my kids to look at me and have my face look like their face, not be some botched version of whatever the f**k is going on out there right now."
The conversation was shared on the "Fauxmoi" subReddit, where Redditors fixated on Eilish's comments about aging and "botched" procedures.
"Ya know, it’s refreshing for a celeb to say this out loud and seem like they mean it."
"So many well-known celebs get surgery, and it’s quietly (or loudly) saying they’re obsessed with youth, and it impacts many people’s perception of aging." - Discord_aut7
"That’s what I’ve always thought was so weird about getting all this stuff done, I mean, to each their own obviously, but your new face isn’t the one your children inherit."
"I worry it would make younger kids self-conscious. But idk, I just think everyone who is getting work is getting the same face, which is odd to me." - laureng0423
"We need to stop with the normalization of cosmetic procedures and treating it as if we live in a vacuum. We don’t."
"Championing procedures as 'empowering' prioritizes personal consumer acts over a collectivist effort to address and eradicate the reasons why women feel the need to alter their appearance to such a degree in the first place." - my2cents4sale
"This is why I’ve also always felt conflicted. On one hand, yay bodily autonomy. On the other hand, when people get work done, MOST of the time, it’s letting a society that profits off our insecurities win. But at the same time, d**ned if you do, d**ned if you don’t."
"This is the constant back and forth I go through in my head. I’ve learned to love myself enough that I don’t intend to get any procedures done (I’m over 30), but sometimes I look at the faint lines on my forehead and understand why people get the work done, even if I wouldn’t do it myself." - CluelessMochi
"I hope she’s always able to keep this kind of perspective." - kitkatt819
"I feel like I say this more about Billie Eilish than anyone."
"She consistently seems like she has a level head about things, and knows the right s**t to call out." - i_tyrant
But some couldn't help but question how Eilish would feel in a few years.
"I do feel like this is really easy to say when you're 24, though. I don't know, I'm only 20, but I imagine waking up at 36 and feeling like you don't look like yourself anymore probably hurts."
"It's easy to say, 'I wouldn't do it, and I'll just age gracefully.' But saying that when you're young, I feel like means you're just assuming you'll age like Pierce Brosnan or Helen Mirren. Most people are not that lucky." - Head-Research-9092
"Easy thing to say when she is hot af at this moment. I bet many people, women and men alike, said that before cosmetic surgery." - CaptainDogeSparrow
"Ehh, that's true, but I don't know. I'm in my 30s, and all my friends are getting Botox.... I can afford it, but I genuinely don't think it's a good trade to give up my facial expressivity to look younger. To each their own, I guess."
"Billie Eilish has always been something of a nonconformist in her aesthetic (baggy clothes, hair choices), so who knows; maybe she will continue to go against the grain." - Difficult_Nobody_420
"For so long, I’ve been telling my mom that she shouldn’t feel bad about aging, it’s a privilege many (including her own mom) don’t get, and she’s still beautiful."
"About a month ago, I noticed a very faint wrinkle on my forehead, and I panicked so bad. You really think you’re completely fine with it until you start experiencing it. I felt like a fraud." - yasemin_n
"I was nobly excited to age before I started really aging, too. I still tell myself it's better to get old than the alternative. Anyway, she'll cross that bridge when she gets to it, and in the meantime, it's a nice message for a pop star to share with other young people." - jepcasey
You can watch the entire Good Hang interview here:
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Eilish is only 24 years old, so people will discount her opinions and assume that she will change her mind when she turns 30, and certainly 40, and doesn't look "as young" as her fellow singers and celebrities anymore.
Not only is there a certain charm to simply aging naturally and appreciating that we got to live another year, but Eilish also made a great point about family photos and the example that she'll be setting for her future children. If their mother cannot love herself for who she is, why should they?
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Guy Films As Couple Delays Flight By An Hour After They Refused To Sit Apart From Each Other
May 07, 2026
TikToker Archer Hayes was ready to fly incognito with a baseball cap pulled down low, sunglasses, and his hoodie pulled up and tied around his face, ready to relax in the window seat.
Instead, Hayes recorded an entitled couple who delayed the flight by more than an hour—all because they were not seated together.
In the first video, Hayes held his phone in his lap while a man complained in the background, arguing with a flight attendant. The man apparently was not seated next to his fiancée and refused to sit down until he was next to her.
The man even tried other tactics, like telling other passengers to trade seats or taking the currently empty seat next to his fiancée, making the assumption that it would remain empty.
The flight attendant patiently explained to the man that these were not reasonable solutions and that they could not demand that passengers move out of the seats they already paid for. She even gave him an ultimatum, explaining that he would either need to take his seat or leave the plane.
You can watch the first video here:
@archerhayesofficial Traveling is already chaotic, and this couple was being inconsiderate to everyone on the plane, delaying us by an hour. Several passengers asked them to get off because people had connecting flights. But all he seemed to care about was sitting next to his fiancée.🙂 Flight attendant did a great job in handling it. I made it to my connecting by 5mins to spare🤦 #traveling #airplane #flight #relatable #story
Hayes continued to record in a second video, which took place an hour later, when the man was being removed from the plane.
Allegedly, up to this point, the man's fiancée did not speak up and let him handle the situation. But when he was being removed from the plane, she tried to negotiate with the flight attendants and in-flight security, explaining that they had another flight to catch after this one.
The security guard refused to listen to her and explained that this whole situation had gone on for long enough. He then gave her an ultimatum, stating that she could go back to her seat or leave the plane with her fiancé, making it clear that there was no option in which her fiancé was staying on the plane.
At first, the woman went back to her seat, but about five minutes later, she created another disturbance by demanding to leave the plane to find her fiancé.
You can watch the second video here:
@archerhayesofficial PART 2 Traveling is already chaotic, and this couple was being inconsiderate to everyone on the plane, delaying us by an hour. Several passengers asked them to get off because people had connecting flights. But all he seemed to care about was sitting next to his fiancée. 🙂 Flight attendant did a great job in handling it. I made it to my connecting by 5mins to spare🤧 #traveling #airplane #flight #relatable #story
Some ridiculed the couple for not acting like adults by taking their assigned seats or booking two seats together to begin with.










Others also called out the airline staff for letting this go on for more than one minute, let alone for a full hour.









Fortunately for Hayes, he was able to make his connecting flight with less than five minutes to spare, so hopefully that was true for the other passengers who were delayed by over an hour because of the entitled couple.
Not only should the couple's relationship be strong enough to be able to handle not sitting together for an entire plane ride, but the flight staff should have been much firmer and put a stop to this long before that one-hour mark.
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