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WATCH: 'Hamilton' Porn Parody 'Hamiltoe' Rewrites Broadway Musical

WATCH: 'Hamilton' Porn Parody 'Hamiltoe' Rewrites Broadway Musical


The theatrical juggernaut that is Hamilton got the spoof treatment of a very adult kind. The porn parody penetrated the world of adult entertainment with an audaciously provocative production called: Hamiltoe, A Musical Porn Parody.

Los Angeles-based porn entertainment company WoodRocket.com shot a load of historically irreverent scenes that will have the "Pounding Fathers" dare to answer the nagging question: "Who's your daddy?"

It seems like WoodRocket has an affinity for delivering pleasure by the load.

In a press release, the company's producer, Lee Roy Myers - who's other artistic credit includes Game of Bones - said:

Hamiltoe will be revolutionary. It will be the first hip-hop porn musical spoofing a Broadway show, celebrating a historical figure. And it will have anal sex.

According to the script, the story takes place in 1769 and features "Alexander Hamiltoe," founding father of the threesome thanks to the joint efforts of "The Fister Sisters"- two stepsisters who "cum from different misters." Our poke-tagonist meets his idol, pornstar "Aaron Bonerr," who he winds up facing off with in a climactic penis duel. It guarantees a happy ending.

"Sure Hamilton is a smash hit, has won a Grammy award, Drama Desk Awards, a Pulitzer Prize, and been nominated for 16 Tony Awards," read WoodRocket's June 7th, 2016 statement announcing their production. "But wouldn't winning the Best Anal Award be the truest mark of success?" Lin Manuel probably wouldn't see pink eye to eye on that score.

Hamiltoe released in August 2016 and was written by comedian Eitan Levine (Elite Daily), produced by Seth's Beard (Strokémon), featuring music by D-Squared (Ten-Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles).

So the actors do come up for air!

The musical porn parody is available for streaming all over the place, but most notably on the WoodRocket website.

But even the porn parody is not without its controversy. Editor-in-chief Christopher Frizzelle of The Stranger couldn't sign off on Hamiltoe after a WoodRocket spokesperson confirmed that the porn featured "all straight" sex, despite its promise of poking action from behind.

The reviews have come in.

Hamiltoe is apparently also good for the brain until all the blood is drained from it while viewers are "educating" themselves.

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