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People Reveal Their 'I'm Dating A F*cking Idiot' Moment
Jan 04, 2025
We all make silly mistakes and even have air-headed moments that can be really embarrassing. But when we make a repeated mistake or believe something that's totally and completely wrong, the people around us might start to question our intelligence.
Already cringing, Redditor post-nutclarence asked:
"What was your 'I'm dating a f**king id**t' moment?"
Geographical Awareness
"He insisted that Spain was in South America because they spoke Spanish."
- Banana42
"I had a work colleague (who took two years of Spanish in high school) ask me what language they spoke in Spain. I told him to repeat his question back to himself sloooowly."
"When I explained to him that they spoke SPAINish in Spain, he then asked me if Mexicans speak Spanish because they all went to Spain to learn it."
"Me: 'Nope! A bunch of dudes were kind enough to visit Mexico a number of years back and 'teach' the Mexicans Spanish. This was followed by a crash course in world history and colonization."
"He also asked me what kind of Christmas trees Hanukkahans put up at Christmas time."
- ngatiboi
Clock Reading Skills
"I told him I had to leave in one-point-five hours. He told me that was oddly specific and I should have rounded up to two hours instead of one hour and 50 minutes."
"I clarified that I had to leave in one hour and 30 minutes, and he said that’s actually one-point-three hours."
- IndividualAd2337
The Answer Is In The Question
"I knew when he asked my grandmother if she'd ever had children."
- LadyShylock
"Maybe he was just hitting on her."
- ShortBusLongstride
All At Once
"They said, 'There's no way the earth spins once a day. If it spun that fast, we would all fly off.'"
- Pay_attentionmore
"The way it’s worded makes me think he thought that the Earth sits still all day and at some point just spins a full 360 degrees without warning."
- xx_Chl_Chl_xx
"'6:00 PM? Grab hold of something, time to spin!'"
- Kubioso
A Variety of Birds
"She seemed to be confused about the difference between flamingos and penguins, but insisted they weren’t real because she’d grown up in Alaska and never seen any."
- Distinct_Safety5762
"I once convinced a coworker that flamingos weren’t real, just silly made-up creatures for lawn ornaments. 'A bright pink bird? Really?'"
"It took her all day to realize I was messing with her, lol (laughing out loud)."
- Local-Pop-2871
Placebos With A View
"I was having bad cramps, and I took an Advil. My ex told me I shouldn’t take them because it’s a gazebo."
- BabySirloin
"He was right. You need to take a pavilion for cramps."
- Cat_tophat365247
"No no, pavilions treat headaches. For cramps, you need a pergola."
- AnotherCanCan
When Pigs Fly
"'What kinda bird is a ham?' was hard to ignore."
- dude_stfu
"Pigs aren’t birds? Then why do people talk about them flying all the time?"
- SnooChipmunks126
Lacking In Professional Training
"'How do oil companies know where to build gas stations?' She thought that there was a gasoline bubble underground that they would tap into and run a line straight to the pump."
"She was working for Chevron."
- Singular_Plurality
Flat Earthers
"She had a new telescope and thought it would be really cute to check out the stars after a date one night. I don’t remember the full conversation, but at some point, I joked about us being stuck together on this giant ball in space."
"She looked through the telescope again and said, 'So you believe that, huh?'"
"I just stared at her blankly because I was afraid of that question going any further. Anyways, happy to share that we didn’t last long, but did you guys know that 'there’s totally like, a lot of evidence that our planet is probably not round?'"
- wowimnotdeadyet
So Inconsiderate
"She encountered a Deaf person at her job that day and kept saying, 'death person.'"
"I gently corrected her, and World War Three broke out."
- BartSimps
"This is making me giggle because 'death person' is just so silly. I can totally understand how it sounds similar but to be an adult and not realize 'death person' isn’t right… just so silly, lol (laughing out loud)."
- thatssowild
A Him Problem
"I was dating a guy, and we worked together, but we’re on opposing shifts. I came in for turnover and he let me know that he couldn’t get into the computer in the office and the password on the sticky note was not working. Sticky note very straightforward forward written like 'Login: xyz Password: xyz.'"
"I thought, 'Huh, that’s weird because I literally used it the night before.' I got to the computer, punched in the password, and boom, I was logged in."
"I asked him what he was putting in and he said, 'Password:xyz like it says on the sticky note.'"
"I said, 'Darling… the password is xyz… not password:xyz.'"
"Not his brightest moment. And the kicker is he did this for several days and thought it was an issue everyone was having."
- katiedondo
Not Thinking Clearly Under Panic
"I was going into anaphylactic shock at a restaurant due to an unknown allergy. My throat was closing, and I had no neck due to swelling. He asked if I wanted to go outside to get some air. WE WERE SITTING ON THE PATIO."
- shoesinchokers
"OMG. I was having an allergic reaction to juice I drank at a baby shower (the juice was homemade, I am allergic to some fruits) and he told me to 'think positive thoughts' to make it go away. I will never forget this as long as I live."
- cosmosmariner_
Very 'Big Brother'
"Her: 'Look at the moon. That ain’t right.'"
"Me: 'What do you mean?'"
"Her: 'You’re not supposed to see the moon during the day time. The government put that there to spy on us.'"
"Me: '…'"
- CrushinatorYOOHOO
Questionable Priorities
"Senior year of high school, I'd been offered a full-ride college scholarship for athletics."
"My girlfriend at the time was always annoyed with how much time I dedicated to my sport. In a particular conversation, I made my case that without the sport, I probably wouldn't be able to go to college and even if I could, I'd be riddled with debt. The scholarship was a life-changer, for me."
"She got mad that I called the scholarship a life changer and demanded that I quit my sport so we could hang out more. We broke up about ninety seconds after that comment."
- WatchTheBoom
Unwilling To Learn
"The guy I was dating turned out to be the worst kind of know-it-all because his 'facts' were mostly wrong. He told me not to tell him that because he doesn't like it, it's been done before and it's not true. I hadn't encountered an incident of it yet, so I memorized that but didn't think about it much, even if I thought it was weird to tell me that."
"Fast forward a few days, we were sitting at dinner at a restaurant talking about whatever. When peripherally, something about human organs floats by, and the pH of the stomach is about three."
"He looks at me with a smile of deep condescension and says, 'The PH of the stomach is ten.'"
"He said that so finally and with such an air of superiority that I stopped mid-sentence. You don't wanna be rude back, and mistakes happen anyway, so I tried to tell him politely that he might have a false memory there or a teacher in his past might have mixed something up. I just didn't want to embarrass him more than he already did himself in public, but he was committed to this."
"'OP, I know the PH of the stomach is ten. You're wrong.'"
"I told him to please look it up because I'm a biologist, and I'm confident enough in my education."
"He did and he was wrong."
"There were a couple of similar incidents after this one. Hilariously, when we broke up, one of his gripes was, 'I believe you think I'm stupid!' In reality, it was that and the fact he was not only wrong, but malicious and utterly confident in both."
- Nyardyn
Not all relationships are meant to last forever, and one relationship that is guaranteed to end is one where respect is lacking. how could these Redditors respect their partners when they acted like this?
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Musk Mocked For Threat To Sue Outlets Over Headlines About Exploded Tesla Cybertruck
Jan 03, 2025
Billionaire Elon Musk was criticized for his absurd threat to sue media outlets over headlines about a Tesla Cybertruck that was exploded outside the Trump International Hotel in Las Vegas this week.
The explosion killed a person inside the vehicle and injured several bystanders, local officials said. Authorities are investigating the suspicious blast as a potential terrorist attack. There were gasoline canisters and large fireworks mortars in the back of the truck.
This incident occurred just hours after a driver in a rented pickup truck, reportedly flying an ISIS flag, drove into New Year's Eve crowds on Bourbon Street in New Orleans, killing 14 people and injuring more than 30 others before being fatally shot by police.
According to Clark County/Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Sheriff Kevin McMahill, both the pickup truck involved in the New Orleans attack and the Tesla in the Las Vegas explosion were rented from the same company, Turo.
In a post on X, Musk insisted that the explosion had nothing to do with the vehicle:
“We have now confirmed that the explosion was caused by very large fireworks and/or a bomb carried in the bed of the rented Cybertruck and is unrelated to the vehicle itself. All vehicle telemetry was positive at the time of the explosion.”
You can see his post below.
And later, after far-right filmmaker Robby Starbuck said that Musk "should consider suing outlets who framed the story" without clarifying that the truck itself had not spontaneously exploded, Musk had this to say:
“Maybe it is time to do so."
You can see his post below.
Musk—a self-proclaimed "free speech absolutist"—was swiftly called out.
It's no surprise why Musk would make the threat considering Tesla's recent stock performance; negative reporting poses a threat to his business.
Tesla shares surged to an all-time high last month, surpassing their previous record set in 2021. The stock closed at $424.77, surpassing its former peak of $409.97 on November 4, 2021, by around $15. Tesla’s market value has increased by approximately 71% this year, with nearly all of those gains occurring since President-elect Donald Trump’s November election victory.
Additionally, Musk's new role as co-head of Trump's fake Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) grants him influence over federal agencies' budgets and staffing, as well as the ability to advocate for the removal of troublesome regulations. During a Tesla earnings call in October, Musk stated that he planned to use his influence with Trump to establish a “federal approval process for autonomous vehicles.”
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Louisiana Governor Slammed For Fancy Restaurant Photo Op Hours After Terror Attack
Jan 03, 2025
Louisiana Republican Governor Jeff Landry was criticized by the left and the right for posting what many saw as a "tone deaf" photo taken outside a fancy New Orleans steak house just hours after New Orleans' deadly New Year's Day terrorist attack.
The attack on Bourbon Street claimed the lives of 14 revelers and the perpetrator, who was fatally shot during a firefight with police after driving his speeding truck around a barricade and into the crowd. Approximately 30 people were injured in the incident.
The assault marked the deadliest ISIS-inspired attack on U.S. soil in years, underscoring federal officials' warnings about a resurgent international terrorism threat.
And about 16 hours later, Landry shared the following message accompanied by a photo showing himself smiling and giving a thumbs-up alongside several companions outside a high-end steakhouse:
"Ate dinner tonight in New Orleans. Proud to be a part of this incredibly resilient city. See everyone at the game tomorrow!"
You can see his post and the photo below.
@LAGovJeffLandry/X
He was swiftly criticized.
Louisiana Republican Governor Jeff Landry is celebrating with a steak dinner in the aftermath of today’s tragedy in New Orleans, Louisiana. Your average Republican. Disgraceful.
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— Johnny Palmadessa (@johnnypalmadessa.bsky.social) January 1, 2025 at 11:27 PM
These people have no soul. Disgusting.
— angeledehart.bsky.social (@angeledehart.bsky.social) January 1, 2025 at 11:35 PM
They don't even have a clue how insensitive and inappropriate their jocularity is, given the circumstances. Republicans are as sensitive to murder victims as they are to Americans bankrupted by medical bills.
— mariaed.bsky.social (@mariaed.bsky.social) January 2, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Later, Landry seemed to respond to the criticism in a follow-up post:
"It’s important to understand that we have many visitors in the city of New Orleans right now. Safety is our top priority and we want our guests and the world to know that Louisiana does not cower to radical islamic terrorists."
"Our restaurants and all New Orleans has to offer remain open for business!"
You can see his post below.
But no one was buying his defense.
Landry's post came amid new developments in the investigation into the attack.
New Orleans officials disclosed that the mechanical barricades around Bourbon Street, designed to block vehicle access, were non-operational at the time of the attack due to an ongoing replacement project. Temporary barriers had been set up by police, but the attacker circumvented them by driving onto the sidewalk.
Additionally, while authorities initially suspected that the perpetrator had accomplices, on Thursday, the FBI and New Orleans Police announced they now believe he acted alone. The FBI's Houston office also assured the public, stating that "there is no threat to residents in that area."
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Kate Beckinsale Reveals She Was Once 'Forced' To Do Photo Shoot A Day After Miscarriage
Jan 03, 2025
Actor Kate Beckinsale had some really lousy things happen to her in her career as a young star darling of '90s and early 2000s films.
In a recent post on Instagram, the actor went into detail about some of the abuses the filming industry was doing back then, up to and including making her do an already-booked photo shoot the day after a miscarriage.
"I said, ‘I can’t. I’m bleeding. I don’t want to go and change my clothes in front of people I don’t know and do a photo shoot. I’m bleeding out a miscarriage,' She was like, ‘You’ll have to, or you’ll be sued.'"
She also discussed the staggering amount of powerlessness that actresses felt with producer Harvey Weinstein. She said that it was known that if he wanted you in a film or project, you had to be in it, or he would call up everyone else hiring in Hollywood and you would be out of a career.
Beckinsale did not experience any of the sexual assault that Weinstein perpetrated upon other actresses, for which she said she was thankful.
Still, she discussed the career pressures the weight of his power in Hollywood put upon her and other actresses.
"Absolutely famous for if you turned down a film...a movie or production deal, he would get on the phone and talk to every director in town and every magazine editor and say 'Don't use her.' And it worked."
- YouTubewww.youtube.com
People really felt for Beckinsale's pain about that moment.
They had strong words for the powerful producers and other decision makers in Hollywood.
Others were happy for her being able to speak up after all these years about the issues she faced in the industry.
Many people pointed out that perhaps her publicist wasn't ultimately to blame, but her contract and her lawyers.
Someone said it was still a choice for her to do the photoshoot.
People pushed back on this reading of the situation.
Many people called for more light to be shed on the terrible practices of the entertainment industry.
Beckinsale's most recent role is the star of Canary Black, a CIA action-thriller.
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Jeremy Renner Marks Emotional Two-Year Anniversary Of Snow Plow Accident: 'I Stand Strong Again'
Jan 03, 2025
Marvel and action-movie actor Jeremy Renner is lucky to be alive, and he knows it.
The actor posted a picture on his Instagram to mark the two-year anniversary of the snow plow accident that nearly killed him. The image has Renner, in his hospital room, surrounded by his medical team.
He specifically thanked those same people, as well as everyone who got him help after his accident.
"I send out my love, respect, and gratitude for the army of people that it took to put me back together again. Thank you to each and every nurse, doctor, first responder… I literally owe you my life."
Renner was hospitalized for blunt chest trauma and bone injuries after his 3/4-ton snow plow ran him over while he was trying to help out a nephew after a Tahoe snowstorm. His injuries included broken legs, shoulder, clavicle, and the most life-threatening: eight ribs with 14 fractures, and more.
Renner's recovery was prolonged, as many orthopedic injuries are difficult on their own, even without the chest trauma. Still, the actor was able to return to his acting career with roles in Mayor of Kingstown and the third in Rian Johnson's Knives Out series, set to come out some time in 2025.
He is grateful to be alive, and for all the people who rallied around him in his time of very deep need.
“My gratitude list is very long. With the amount of love and prayers that flooded in from you all around the world (needing each and everyone of them), my family never leaving my side , with some divine intervention, a bit of luck and a whole lot of miracles …”
"I stand strong again. More Open. More Loved. More Connected. And f**king BLESSED to take my next step, to take MY NEXT BREATH. Thank you with every fiber and cell in my body. I love you ALL."
People sent their best wishes in the comments, including celebrities like Glenn Close, who is also in the newest Knives Out movie and had occasion to work with Renner closer to his accident when he was still arguably recovering.
@glennclose/Instagram
Members of Renner's family also chimed in.
@kymrenner/Instagram
People were impressed by his determination in his recovery.
@blukygirl/Instagram
@hoopalina/Instagram
Others were equally impressed with his resilience.
@evanhara7/Instagram
Many folks joined in wishing him a happy (re)birthday.
@methodology/Instagram
@lisasukys/Instagram
In addition to Glenn Close, others on set with him after his accident sent messages of support.
@michaelbeach/Instagram
The community of Tahoe is especially grateful for Renner, as he has a charitable foundation there, instead of leaving and never returning to what must be a place of horrible memories for him.
@theheartbeatbrand/Instagram
Folks show their care in many ways, including in a recent post by Renner discussing snowfall in Tahoe.
Renner will continue his acting career, albeit not as action-packed as before, as he still needs fuel for recovery.
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