George Conway Asks How Many People It Takes to Screw in a Lightbulb for Donald Trump and Twitter Brought the Punchlines

And no, the answer isn't “None, because he doesn't do that kind of screwing."
— George Conway (@gtconway3d) April 7, 2020

Q. How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb for Donald Trump?

A. Three. One to screw in the bulb, the second to bill the Secret Service $20k for security lighting, and the third to appear on Fox News to claim Obama left the country in the dark.#trumplightbulb
— IP (@InfPhnm) April 7, 2020

1) No one knows, he's always in the dark.

Or

2)We've yet to find out because he's fired all the competent people & the rest just keep telling him the light is on.#trumplightbulb
— Dr. J. Montoya (@airwayjedi) April 7, 2020

Trick question. He doesn't use light bulbs since, like windmills, they cause cancer. In fact, once Jared is done curing the virus he's gonna head up a task force to find an alternative to light bulbs. I hear hydroxychloroquine may work. #trumplightbulb
— Scott Wryn (@scottwrynn) April 7, 2020

1 Electrician
1 lawyer to draft NDA
1 "Scientist" to confirm trump invented bulb
23 fox contributors to attest it's the best ever
1 press Secretary to say it's the Democrats fault that they ordered the wrong size#TrumpLightBulb
— Conan (@Con_Far) April 7, 2020

54.

One to do it and 53 GOP Senators to acquit him of keeping America in the dark.#trumplightbulb
— Steve (@shortcomment) April 7, 2020

And more importantly, who pays the lightbulb $130,000 while Michael Cohen is otherwise occupied? 🤔🤔🤔 #trumplightbulb
— David Reiss, M.D. (@DMRDynamics) April 7, 2020

A tremendously large amount that the world has never seen before and I alone can fix it. But it's a fake light bulb. You know it is. You're nasty for asking the question. You are Fake News! #trumplightbulb
— MegabyteMedia (@MegabyteMedia) April 7, 2020

That's such a nasty question. Why do you always have to ask getcha questions? You should say “This administration has done so great with lightbulbs, better than anyone in the history of lightbulbs. What are you doing that's so right?" #trumplightbulb
— Alf Artigan (@AlfArtigan) April 7, 2020

My people are working incredible hard on replacing the bulb but nobody knew how complex it was. Someone said 'Sir; we found a beautiful bulb'. But you know these democrats. Pelosi, holding it up. The bulb will be changed in the next short period of time.#trumplightbulb
— Jim Drumheller (@JimDrumheller) April 7, 2020

The story that my lamp needs a light bulb is fake news... have you seen my Facebook stats? #trumplightbulb
— Ben Braddock (@YoungBraddock) April 7, 2020

#trumplightbulb My gut says 2, but maybe not. Who knows? It could be 5 or even 9. It depends. And anyway, I'm not responsible for the bad lighting—Obama PURPOSELY installed lights that would fail when I became president.
— George Silberman (@quentinrd) April 7, 2020

Two.

One to screw in the lightbulb but give Trump credit.
Another to blame #Obama for having lightbulbs that make #Trump look bad.#TrumpLightBulb
— Dread Pirate Roberts Mueller (@DreadMuller) April 7, 2020