Homosexual-but-not-gay—his words, not ours—MAGA minion Christian Walker is once again eliciting massive eyerolls on social media after posting a tearful video about how much he misses California, the state he repeatedly derided as too "woke."
Walker—son of controversial Trump-endorsed Georgia GOP Senate candidate Herschel Walker—found California so intolerably "woke" he decamped to Florida, which he extolled as a conservative utopia and where he hob-nobbed with anti-LGBTQ+ Republican Governor Ron DeSantis.
But in a recent post Walker was missing California so much he was moved to tears—and the internet is dragging him for his melodramatic hypocrisy.
Walker shared the tearful lament on his Instagram Story, which has since expired.
But TikTokers took screencaps, which you can see below.
@nicholas.politics So much for moving out of the “hell hole wasteland” of California??? #christianwalker #miamiflorida #california #conservativelgbtq #redstate #greenscreen
Walker misses California so much he said if he could snap his fingers and be back there instead of his new home in Miami, he would.
He went on to say:
“I feel like I’m going through the worst breakup of my life."
"That’s the best way to describe the feeling."
"I love LA so much so I’m heartbroken."
"I’m sure this is a transition period and I’ll feel better soon."
Then, referencing his infamous—and ridiculous—attempt at a fight with singer Kehlani in a Starbucks drive-through, he added:
"See you at Starbucks tomorrow.”
Anyway, that's a pretty surprising commentary after Walker's repeated complaints about the woke liberal "hell hole" and "wasteland" of California.
He certainly had no love for the Golden State when he announced his move to Florida back in July.
\u201cI\u2019M ESCAPING CALIFORNIA AND MOVING TO FLORIDA!!! California has been ruined by the left. They punish hard work and reward bad behavior.\n\nI\u2019m off to somewhere that supports my values and protects it\u2019s residents. SEE YOU IN MIAMI, DESANTIS-LAND, FLORIDA \ud83d\ude0d\ud83c\udf4a\u2600\ufe0f\u201d— Christian Walker (@Christian Walker) 1658876189
At the time, Walker tweeted:
"I’M ESCAPING CALIFORNIA AND MOVING TO FLORIDA!!! California has been ruined by the left. They punish hard work and reward bad behavior."
"I’m off to somewhere that supports my values and protects it’s residents. SEE YOU IN MIAMI, DESANTIS-LAND, FLORIDA 😍🍊☀️"
And just last week, Walker was taking to Twitter to crow about how perfect Florida is by comparison.
\u201cMoved to Florida from California not even two months ago, and dang\u2026 it feels nice to not have to worry about stepping in human poop on the street when I go for a walk.\u201d— Christian Walker (@Christian Walker) 1663909555
None of this escaped the notice of Twitter, which has been dragging him to filth.
\u201cWhat happened boo boo?\u201d— chris evans (@chris evans) 1664279977
\u201c@notcapnamerica I'm going to go out on a limb and say that Florida has reminded him that he's Black and gay. \ud83e\udd37\ud83c\udffe\u200d\u2640\ufe0f\u201d— chris evans (@chris evans) 1664279977
\u201c@notcapnamerica Nothing like an incoming major hurricane to help him recover from his breakup and homesickness\u201d— chris evans (@chris evans) 1664279977
\u201c@FountainPenDiva @notcapnamerica As a lifelong Californian too, it is so hard to leave the state because you realize how crazy the employment, tenant, etc. laws are in other states. Like, I'll pay higher taxes if it means better safety nets\u201d— chris evans (@chris evans) 1664279977
\u201c@notcapnamerica I know someone who left California for Texas, he got there a week before the grid failed & people froze to death, he then went to Florida, hates it, & is planning on moving back to California.\u201d— chris evans (@chris evans) 1664279977
\u201c@notcapnamerica I try not to wish ill on others. It's an ongoing battle. This kid is hateful. The hate he dumps on others... Well maybe a little suffering will be transformative and a learning experience for him. Maybe he will gain empathy for others.\u201d— chris evans (@chris evans) 1664279977
\u201cThis isn\u2019t exclusive to Walker. I\u2019ve seen farmers storm out of the commie state to the promised land of Idaho, only to be back in a year. Yeah months of hard cold and blizzards and driving 80 miles for groceries aren\u2019t what you were expecting, huh?\u201d— Steven Ochoa (@Steven Ochoa) 1664294223
\u201cThey hate people like him in Florida. I don\u2019t know how and why anyone who is black, part of LGBTQ community would want to live in Florida the way it is right now.\u201d— C H A M \u039e L \u039e O N (@C H A M \u039e L \u039e O N) 1664282444
\u201cGod, forgive me for laughing \ud83e\udd23. Nah stay in FL, that's what you wanted so badly.\u201d— Kara Leticia (@Kara Leticia) 1664291432
Of course, tears are great for gaining clicks and views so tomorrow he'll probably be crying about how much he loves living in a state where he can be sued without burden of proof for merely existing near a public school if someone decides that amounts to a violation of his buddy DeSantis' so-called "Don't Say Gay" bill.
We wish him the best of luck getting over himself.
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