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Christian Walker—self-described influencer Trump loving homphobic sex with men having but definitely not gay son of befuddled Republican Georgia Senate candidate Herschel Walker—has once again attempted to break the internet by attacking "liberals."
But this time it really backfired, because it was the liberal he tried to attack—nonbinary music artist Kehlani, who uses she/they pronouns—that ended up going viral instead, because of her hilariously unbothered reaction to Walker's petulant ranting.
It all went down in a Starbucks drive-thru in Los Angeles, when Walker began berating the employees for having LGBTQ+ Pride flags in the store's windows but no American flags.
It turned out Kehlani was in line in front of him and when Walker heard Kehlani warn the employees of who was attacking them, Walker lost his cool and tried to call out Kehlani.
Kehlani could not have cared less—not even enough to laugh at Walker's antics, simply smirking in silence instead—and the internet is loving her for it.
See Walker's face-plant of an attempt to bait Kehlani below.
\u201cThis mediocre singer that everyone\u2019s forgotten about, Kehlani, told my baristas at Starbucks that I was an \u201ca**hole\u201d and to be \u201csafe around me.\u201d Well, I set her straight.\n\nI\u2019m tired of these fake woke people being rude to everyone and acting like they\u2019re the good ones.\u201d— Christian Walker (@Christian Walker) 1657739100
In his tweet, Walker called Kehlani a "mediocre singer that everyone's forgotten about" despite having posted his own Kehlani fandom on his social media multiple times for years.
\u201ci love kehlani soo much\u201d— Christian Walker (@Christian Walker) 1470626339
Perhaps he's just jealous of her actual talent and fame or something?
In any case, the video clip Walker posted shows him getting out of his car and confronting Kehlani in the drive-thru, shrieking about how he's allowed to disagree with people and claiming Kehlani called him "that a**hole from TikTok" for having an opinion.
Pretty sure she called him an "a**hole" for verbally attacking service workers, not for having opinions, but whatever.
The video is vintage Walker, who has become infamous for bizarre rants and altercations, often with LGBTQ+ people, for internet clout.
But as his video shows, this particular attempt failed because Kehlani simply could not be bothered, choosing instead to just sit with a Mona Lisa smile on her face and let Walker go on screaming like a banshee.
Kehlani later posted her side of the story in a since-deleted TikTok, in which she said Walker's video did not include the beginning of the interaction, where he called her a "b*tch" before getting out of his car.
\u201chttps://t.co/thUSi3YyHp\u201d— stan dreamcatcher (@stan dreamcatcher) 1657751138
As if this interaction weren't already hilarious enough, Kehlani later posted on her Instagram story a detail that really underlines just how unbothered she was by Walker's antics.
It turns out she was in the middle of an online therapy session during his meltdown.
Maybe she can make a referral for him...
\u201cLMAO NOT KEHLANI WAS ON A VIRTUAL THERAPY SESSION WHEN CHRISTIAN WALKER ROLLED UP ON HER \ud83d\udc80\u201d— k a r y. (@k a r y.) 1657745130
On Twitter, people absolutely loved the way Kehlani handled Walker.
People had a field day making jokes about the situation.
\u201ckehlani when christian walker was at her window instead of her starbucks order\u201d— gheeda (@gheeda) 1657740503
\u201cchristian walker arguing with kehlani at the starbucks drive thru\u201d— wiLL (@wiLL) 1657740448
\u201c@joshszn Sistah glowing \u2728\u2728\u2728\u2728\u2728\u2728\u201d— j (@j) 1657736208
\u201c@joshszn Unbothered queen!!! \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\u201d— j (@j) 1657736208
\u201cBottom line: Christian Walker popped off about being called an asshole and then behaved in a way that kinda proved Kehlani\u2019s point. If you\u2019re so confident in your opinions, you shouldn\u2019t be bothered by someone simply calling you an asshole for having said opinions.\u201d— michael (@michael) 1657806667
\u201ckehlani and christian walker getting into it at a starbucks drive thru is my multiverse of madness\u201d— mother earth\ud83e\uddc3 (@mother earth\ud83e\uddc3) 1657738556
\u201cThe fact that they are calling Christian Walker a crazed Kehlani fan has me weak asf \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\u201d— LEX \ud83e\udd2a (@LEX \ud83e\udd2a) 1657755026
\u201c@joshszn meanwhile she\u2019s unbothered and pretty \ud83d\ude0d\u201d— j (@j) 1657736208
\u201cKehlani had that \u201cplease touch me\u201d laugh the whole time Christian Walker almost met God\u201d— would you like a drink slime (@would you like a drink slime) 1657756192
\u201cChristian Walker was giving a Barista a hard time for having pride flags up. He then rolled up on @kehlani\u2026 anyone who is about it knows exactly what that look she\u2019s giving him means. That\u2019s growth \ud83d\ude02\u201d— Richie Brave (@Richie Brave) 1657747644
Walker's father—Trump insider and former NFL star Herschel Walker—has also made waves in recent weeks with a bizarre campaign rant about how air pollution chooses to come to the United States from China.
When it comes to incoherence, it seems the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.