Skip to content

Billie Eilish Drags People For Criticizing Her Met Gala Outfit—And For A Very Good Reason

Search AI Powered
Human content, AI powered search.

Latest Stories

People Share The Best 'Breakup Lines' They've Ever Heard People Use

People Share The Best 'Breakup Lines' They've Ever Heard People Use
Image by Oliana Gruzdeva from Pixabay

Let's switch it up...

Thomas Dane
By Thomas DaneFeb 01, 2021
Thomas Dane
Thomas Dane is a New York City based writer/actor/producer. He has had his plays produced nationally and as an actor has toured internationally. He holds a BA from the International Fine Arts College in Miami, Florida. Currently, you can see him in the Award-winning sex comedy 'Cake.' He loves dogs and is a single Sagittarius. Adele and Madonna are his greatest inspirations... as they should be for the world. Thanks for reading.
See Full Bio

Breaking up is hard to do, as is finding love. When we're searching for love we're on our best game. And when we find the stranger who gives us the butterflies, we want to put all of our charm and wit on display. So we often come up with the best lines to win over our conquest. But what if we kept that charm going once we realized this love is toxic and dead? There can be some... humorous ways to end relations.

For fun, Redditor u/ginogeneli was wondering what the outcome would be if we compared notes about the the things we say in the beginning and the end of a relationship... they asked... If people used "break-up lines" instead of "pick-up lines", what would some of the best ones be?

Be Gone

Bye Bye Goodbye GIF by Mickey MouseGiphy

I'd rearrange the alphabet and move U out of my house.

JonnyRebel357

Handsy...

You know how you're good with your hands? Well, they will come in handy when you are single.

billybobjimmyjoe

Be Not Mine

Giphy

"I'm inviting you to be my ex!"

turquoisepurplepink

Geography

I see an amazing future for the two of us, each living our own lives...

chrisf_nz

You in Florida, me in California.

pinewind108

Closed

Girl, is our relationship a closed gym? Because nothing in it is working out.

Independent_Court430

Split

Girl, our relationship is like your hair. It has split ends.

kniven

Get Verizon

Can You Hear Me Now Hello GIF by P.O.S.Giphy

Girl, are you bad phone reception? Because we are breaking up.

tutiramaiteiwi

All in the Family

I look into your big blue eyes and I can't help but fall head over heels for your sister.

turanzz

Lol. "I look into your beautiful eyes and think, 'Does she have a younger sister?'"

pinewind108

HER!

joan crawford slap GIFGiphy

It's not you, it's your mother.

ThunderC*ntess

Too High Risk

You'd make a terrible loan shark because you've lost my interest.

Alvincay

The End

death GIFGiphy

As I was walking out on my ex yelling at me I calmly said "This is why you're gonna die alone."

Donkey-brained_man

Smokes...

I am going out to grab some cigarettes.

unproudboyz

Dad?

not-today-ahole

POOF!!

music video applause GIF by Lady GagaGiphy

Wanna see a magic trick? POOF YOU'RE SINGLE! Knock knock... whose there? Not me! Byeeeee!

InterNut07

Bagged

You make me feel like an airline because I'm about to lose your baggage.

Timeformayo

NICE.

"Call me United Airlines, 'cause I'm about to dump your baggage," maybe? I dunno.

fragbert66

Truth

Truth Reaction GIF by moodmanGiphy

It's not you, it's not me but it's also not us.

ThirdRepliesSuck

REDDIT

Want to "know" more? Never miss another big, odd, funny, or heartbreaking moment again. Sign up for the Knowable newsletter here.

Latest News

Bruce Springsteen; Donald Trump
Political News

Bruce Springsteen Rips 'Incompetent' Trump Administration In Epic Rant At First Stop On European Tour

Screenshots from @babybeanmom2's TikTok video
Trending

Woman Livid After Spectrum Rep Refuses To Cancel Her Service And Tells Her To 'Take A Deep Breath' Instead

Randy Weber; Screenshot of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
Political News

AOC Unloads On 'Disrespectful' GOP Rep After He Criticizes Her For Addressing Viewers Of Congressional Hearing

Screenshots from @chloe.ggray's TikTok videos
Trending

Woman Sparks Debate After Bringing An Entire Rotisserie Chicken Through Airport Security

More from Trending/best-of-reddit

Kristi Noem
Alex Brandon-Pool/Getty Images

'Hunger Games'-Style Immigrant Reality Show Pitched To Homeland Security Sparks Outrage

According to a report in The Daily Mail, the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) is reportedly reviewing a pitch for a reality television show where immigrants would compete for a chance to fast-track their path to U.S. citizenship.

DHS is reportedly collaborating with writer and producer Rob Worsoff on a proposed reality television show titled The American, which risks turning a serious and often traumatic process into entertainment. The concept comes as the Trump administration continues to clamp down on asylum access and prepares to implement a sweeping deportation plan targeting millions of undocumented immigrants.

Keep ReadingShow less
Screenshot of a sleeping Blake Moore
CSPAN

GOP Rep. Has To Be Woken Up During Roll Call After Pulling An All-Nighter—And Oops

Utah Republican Representative Blake Moore had social media aghast after video showed he had to be woken up by one of his GOP colleagues to vote during a House Ways and Means Committee meeting early Wednesday morning after pulling an all-nighter.

The House Ways and Means Committee worked through the night Tuesday as Republicans pushed forward key elements of President Donald Trump’s plan to extend tax cuts in ongoing budget negotiations. The marathon session extended into the early hours of Wednesday, and just before 5 a.m. ET, cameras caught Moore asleep in his chair as his turn to vote arrived.

Keep ReadingShow less
A mid-shot of a line of people in the park, looking into their cellphones. One phone and hand in particular is clear while the others are blurred.
Photo by ROBIN WORRALL on Unsplash

Things People Secretly Found On Their Partner's Phone That Changed The Relationship Forever

I've always felt it prudent to heed the warning of some of life's oldest shared pearls of wisdom.

Such as... "Careful, curiosity killed the cat."

Keep ReadingShow less
Hillary Clinton; Donald Trump
Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images; Winn McNamee/Getty Images

Hillary Clinton Nails Trump With Blistering Truth Bomb Over Luxury Jet 'Gift' From Qatar

Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton called out President Donald Trump in a post on X for accepting a "free gift" of a luxury jet from the Qatari royal family, pointing out that despite what Trump might say, there's no way he could have been offered the jet without the expectation that he would give something in return.

In a Truth Social post Sunday night, Trump claimed the Pentagon would be accepting a Boeing 747-8 “GIFT, FREE OF CHARGE” to serve as a temporary replacement for Air Force One. Trump’s comments come just ahead of his planned visit to Doha, Qatar—part of his first major overseas trip since taking office in January.

Keep ReadingShow less
Screenshots from @cassidykaschmitter's TikTok video
@cassidykaschmitter/TikTok

Woman Horrified After Surgeon Repeatedly Pretends To Push Her Into Lake On First Date

Let's face it: Dating is supposed to be fun, but it can actually be an emotional, draining, and possibly dangerous experience.

Women, especially now, have to take special precautions in order to date safely.

Keep ReadingShow less