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Amy Schumer Warns '20 Somethings' About Aging With Hilarious Before-And-After Pictures

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The comedian warned young women that 'life is coming for you' with a humorous Instagram post.

Amy Schumer took to Instagram to share a hilarious—but oh so true—warning for "20 somethings" along with some before and after photos.

In her post, the comedian shared two photos of her younger self decked out in an above-the-knee purple ombré bandage dress at the Comedy Central Roast of Roseanne which aired in 2012. (Schumer was actually 31 years old in 2012.)


The third photo in the carousel shows present-day Schumer in what appears to be a hospital bed, hooked up to an IV and dressed to the nines in a probably-backless hospital gown.

She captioned her post with the following warning:

"Warning 20 somethings I looked like this at your age."
"Swipe. Life is coming for you"

Schumer also shared the photos on her Instagram stories with similar messages.

Over the photo of her younger self, she wrote:

“Girls in your 20s guess what? I looked like you too."

And on the final snap she warned:

“Life is coming for you b*tches.”

Many of Schumer's celebrity pals, including Amy Sedaris, Viola Davis, Michelle Pfeiffer and Olivia Wilde, were quite amused by her post.

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And others in the comments could totally relate to the message.

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Of course, the comedian is no stranger to poking fun at herself, particularly her fashion choices, especially if someone else tries to shame her for them.

*cough* New York Post *cough*

Over the summer, the Post described a sun hat Schumer was wearing (in a sarcastic Instagram post) to protect her face "unflattering," so she took it upon herself to hilariously respond with a follow-up post featuring another lovely sun-shielding hat, which she captioned:

"@nypost do you like my hat?"

...And let that be another warning for "20 somethings"—protect your skin!

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