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Alex Jones Rants In Unsettling Detail About How He Would Murder And Eat His Neighbors If Lockdown Continues

Alex Jones Rants In Unsettling Detail About How He Would Murder And Eat His Neighbors If Lockdown Continues
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InfoWars founder and paranoid far-right conspiracy theorist Alex Jones is known for his constant rants and meltdowns.

But a recent episode took a chilling turn even by his standards.


Jones has been deplatformed from Twitter and Facebook for the harm his peddling of conspiracy theories has caused. In a desperate attempt to stay relevant, Jones has now been relegated to fantasizing about cannibalism.

The snake oil salesman talked in detail about how he'd string his neighbors up by a chain and proceed to gut them.

Watch below.

Jones says in the video:

"I will eat my neighbors. I'm not letting my kids die. My superpower is being honest."
"I have extrapolated this out—and I won't have to for a few years, cause I got food and stuff—but I'm literally looking at my neighbors now and going 'I'm ready to hang them up and gut 'em and skin 'em and chop 'em up."
"You know what, I'm ready. My daughters aren't starving to death. I'll eat my neighbors...I'll eat your ass."

Jones was attempting to criticize national conditions that he says have forced him to consider eating his neighbors.

"I'm somebody that thought I could fix this and I'm starting to think about having to eat my neighbors. You think I like sizing up my neighbor?"
"How I'm gonna haul him up by a chain and chop his ass up? I'll do it! My children aren't going hungry! I'll eat your ass!"
"And that's what I want the globalists to know—I will eat your ass first!"

The video struck Twitter users as deeply concerning. Jones's previous campaigns—such as vilifying the parents of Sandy Hook shooting victims whom he claims are actors—have led to harassment and death threats from his gullible followers.

Jones's ex-wife took to Twitter to express her concerns.

She wasn't the only one.



Others found Jones' comments completely laughable.



Um...can someone go check on his neighbors?

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