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Costco's Drink Lid Is Going Viral For A Hilariously NSFW Reason—And Now It's All We Can See
Or not.
Regardless of the flexibility of your imagination, many social media users couldn't unsee it once their eyes locked on the image of the phallic cup lid, prompting nervous smiles.
Redditor Tommyjv posted a photo of the NSFW drinking cup on the Costco subReddit.
The image featured the Costco cup with the tab from its lid lifted to reveal the opening out of which the beverage pours into the mouth of a thirsty customer.
When viewed from the front, the shape of the open tab reminded people of the male peen, complete with cajones.
The Redditor questioned if getting an oral fix from such a suggestive lid would be consensual.
"Costco just expects me to drink from the balls of my lid?" they asked.
Take a look at the photo below.
You won't have to strain your eyes much to let it register.
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And the jokes wrote themselves.
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Some Redditors thought the original poster was responsible for their dirty dilemma when it could have been avoided by not pulling the tab too far.
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The wisecracks continued to flow.
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Oh, the internet...
While limiting the use of plastic straws is sensible for the environment, there seems to be a learning curve for sipping bevvies without them.
Perhaps a better lid design might be the solution. Unless Costco is just having fun with us.
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Adam Sandler Has Hilarious Reaction To Learning He Inspired 'Madam Sandler' Look For Gen Z
You can almost always expect him to show up anywhere sporting a printed polo, below-the-knee shorts, crew socks and sneakers.
Sandler is completely aware of the way others perceive his extreme athleisure look, too.
He's made mention of the disdain his daughters have for his go-to getup, and Jennifer Aniston has even called out his less-than-tailored red carpet appearances.
Not that it makes any difference to him.
But what the Grown Ups co-writer and star didn't realize, however, is that his look has inspired an entire generation.
Yes, this look.
While speaking with People at a premiere for his new Netflix special Love You, Sandler was asked if he was aware of his style icon status.
The SNL alum, sporting the classier long track pants variation of his look, responded:
"You know, this is an accidental thing but here I am wearing goofy clothes and...I don't know."
"I don't think about it but I appreciate you sayin' that."
But then the interviewer clarified that a whole generation aspires to achieve his fashion vibe, enlightening him on the "Madam Sandler" movement and explaining the long shorts and small crop top craze.
Unable to contain a Sandler-esque full belly laugh, he replied:
"A crop top I used to wear when I was young."
"I used to wear the half-shirt. Now, it would not be great for anybody."
"I get it, comfortable — that sounds like a good outfit."
You can watch below.
Viewers of this clip loved his reaction after learning the new terminology.
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Several also pointed out Sandler's seriously fashionable polo paying tribute to Happy Gilmore and the late, great legend Carl Weathers.
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We love everything about this interview!
The Funniest Lies People Believed As A Kid
Which led to some serious issues when these Indigenous American cultures encountered invaders and colonizers for the first time.
It was unfathomable to my ancestors that people would constantly lie about anything and everything. But they did—see the number of broken treaties for reference.
Now lying is pervasive is American culture with weight given to the types or purposes of lies. For the most part, lying to children is disregarded as harmless.
Looking back, many adults find humor in the lies they were told as children.
Reddit user One-Communication977 asked:
"What’s the funniest lie you believed as a kid?"
Navel Novelty
"That my belly button was a knot where my skin was tied together and if I picked at it the knot would unravel and my skin would come off."
~ Lykab_Oss
"So, I told my kid that if I unscrewed her belly button, her butt would fall off."
~ Dear_Hornet_2635
🌩 BOOM ⛈️
"When it thundered that was Jesus bowling in heaven."
~ TraditionalTackle1
"My grandma would tell me God is cleaning his wine barrels."
~ XontrosInstrumentals
"My family's version was that God was moving furniture."
~ IncognitoBombadillo
"God was farting. We are a very mature family."
~ ilrosewood
Think About It
"The rumble strips on the highway are for blind drivers."
"It took me seven years to realize. Well played, Dad."
~ Own_Information_8223
Video Call
"That my older sister could see down the phone line. I used to call her on my birthday and show her all my presents by holding the phone up to them."
"This was the early 90s, using an early cordless landline."
~ chrisoverson
Let There Be Light
"That the police would pull us over—or we would straight-up all die—if I turned one of the dome lights on in the car at night."
~ Acheron98
Dental Denial
"That when one of my teeth fell out a beautiful little fairy would collect it and actually compensate me for my troubles."
"What a time to be alive."
~ lolasworldxx
Privacy Please
"My mom used to tell me watching a dog poop would make you go blind."
~ Jibbles_Jibblers
"In my country people say that's how you get a stye [swelling or infection caused when an oil gland near your eyelashes becomes blocked and inflamed]."
~ aled35
Looky-Loos
"I thought TV hosts from live news could see me. I don’t remember who said this to me or if I thought of this on my own."
~ wicked-cavelady
Denim Disaster
"I'm in my 60's, so I grew up with Sunday dresses and lacquered shoes. And dresses/skirts, of course, and no trousers for girls every day."
"So in the '70's when jeans became the fashion, I wanted some desperately. But my mother refused because jeans would make a girl infertile."
"I guess jeans are the reason for the falling birth rates worldwide."
~ jezebel103
Lunar Lurker
"The moon follows us when we’re in the car."
~ _alwaystee3
Sh*t Happens
"My dad told me pumice stone was whale poo."
"I believed him and took some to school for show and tell."
~ Apprehensive-Ad4244
Stuck
"That quicksand was gonna be a HUGE problem later in life."
~ ismellpizza25
Long Lost Sibling
"My brother and my cousin convinced me for a period of time when I was little that I had a sister living in Australia named Sarah."
"There was, in fact, no such sister."
~ Mal234_
"My mom convinced my cousins that she had a child before my brother and I named Christopher that got sucked up in the vacuum."
"It was her way of getting them to stay out of the way while she cleaned after asking nicely didn’t work."
"Every few years my cousin (now a married father in his 30s) will get drunk and curse her out for that."
~ autotuned_voicemails
🐶 WOOF 🐶
"I convinced my younger brother when he was like 3-4 that he was born a dog and had a surgery to become a human boy. I even got my grandma in on it and she came through with an old Christmas card from one of her neighbors that was a picture of them with one of their dogs."
"These neighbors looked NOTHING like my parents, so I don't know why in the world my brother believed it was dog-him and our parents."
"In retrospect, my grandma probbbbbably shouldn’t have been on my side in that situation, but she was a real one—my OG ride or die. Boy I miss that lady."
~ autotuned_voicemails
Was His Name ET?
"My son was convinced by his 2 sisters and 2 female cousins that he was left by aliens because people with our last name couldn't have boys."
"I woke to him crying one night saying, 'I want to go home'."
"We laugh now, back then, not so much."
~ Exotic_Asparagus2185
What's the funniest falsehood you fell for as a child?
Cardi B Speaks Out To Shut Down Internet Speculation That She's Bleaching Her Skin
"Has Cardi been bleaching her skin? 😳"
Almost immediately, Cardi B reposted the tweet and swiftly shut down the speculation.
"Bleaching while pregnant 😒😒😒? Why must yall be so dumb ?"
"Actually NO !"
"I’m pregnant I’m slightly anemic, this baby suckin all the energy off my body to the point I’m pale, eyes sunken, veins green ASF, can’t tan under the sun cause I get hot super fast and dizzy …."
"PLEASE STOP THINKIN WITH YOUR A**HOLE!"
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Fans on social media commended the "I Like It" rapper for calling out the speculation.
Others encouraged her to pay no mind to online haters.
Cardi B revealed her pregnancy with her third child on Instagram earlier this month.
In a post shared on August 1, she wrote:
"With every ending comes a new beginning!"
"I am so grateful to have shared this season with you, you have brought me more love, more life and most of all renewed my power! Reminded me that I can have it all!"
"You’ve reminded me that I never have to choose between life, love, and my passion! I love you so much and can not wait for you to witness what you helped me accomplish, what you pushed me to do!"
"It’s so much easier taking life’s twists, turns and test laying down, but you, your brother and your sister have shown me why it’s worth it to push through!"
Cardi B's pregnancy announcement came just one day after filing for divorce from her husband of six years, Offset. The couple also shares son Wave Set, 2½, and daughter Kulture Kiari, 6.
And the mom-to-be is expecting yet another bundle of joy in the coming months: a second album.
Despite her vow to "relax" this year, Cardi B tweeted last month:
"I wanna say this to Bardi gang or anybody who’s just a fan of my music or even my craziness…"
"I have my good days and my bad days but you know what, whether it’s good or bad I couldn’t be happier with the obvious anticipation for my album.."
"Sometimes I get a little aggressive because yall know I don’t like to be told what to do but I promise you it’s coming THIS YEAR."
"Thank you for the love and anticipation and always holding me down ❤️ I love yall"
Congratulations, Cardi B...on both of your expected arrivals!