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Jimmy Kimmel Reveals NSFW Way Matthew McConaughey Consoled Him During Emmys—And It Actually Helped
Sep 23, 2026
Every awards show has an "In Memoriam" section, and every time it's a tear-jerker.
And at this year's Emmys, even funny man Jimmy Kimmel couldn't keep from crying, following the death of his childhood friend and frequent fixture on his show, Cleto Escobedo III.
During Monday's Jimmy Kimmel Live!, Kimmel revealed that when star Matthew McConaughey caught him in the bathroom getting choked up over Escobedo, he knew just what to do.
McConaughey gave him the most NSFW bereavement gesture you can possibly imagine—and Kimmel says it actually helped!
Kimmel relayed the anecdote to star Woody Harrelson, who visiting Kimmel's show to promote the Apple TV series Brothers, in which he costars with McConaughey.
Kimmel explained:
“My friend Cleto passed away and it was in the montage, and I started getting choked up and I went to the bathroom."
"I’m washing my hands and I notice next to me—I mean, right next to me—Matthew McConaughey is at the urinal.”
McConaughey noticed Kimmel was crying and reached out to embrace him with a hug.
But, you know, they were at the urinals... So it got kiiiiiinda awkward, especially since McConaughey's pants were still open.
Kimmel relayed the conversation that ensued:
“Is your penis out?’ And he said, ‘Yes it is. Yes it is. In fact, I’m going to rub it up against you a little bit.’”
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And that's the moment when Harrelson himself walked into the bathroom too. He joked to Kimmel:
“I never try to grade or critique what other people are doing, and I figured you guys, whatever your thing is, I didn’t want to be the guy to say, ‘No, not in the restroom at the Emmys!’”
Well done, Woody. Don't yuck people's yum! If Kimmel and McConaughey want a urinal romance, let them be!
The awkward moment did provide a much needed release, however—an EMOTIONAL one, that is. The three men shared a proper hug together once they got out of the restroom.
And Kimmel said his encounter with McConaughey's, uh, McConaughey Jr. actually helped a lot, in a way Cleto would have gotten a kick out of too.
"That did lighten the moment considerably and Cleto would have loved that very much."
But while the anecdote seemed comically touching to Harrelson and Kimmel, the internet has been left mostly baffled by it all—and cracking jokes, of course.
And of course, some online couldn't help but ask the obvious question. As one Redditor put it:
"Was it big or just alright, alright, alright?"
We'll probably never know. But it seems like Jimmy Kimmel certainly does.
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HYROX World Champion Who Soiled Herself During Event Speaks Out To Apologize After Controversy
Sep 23, 2026
On September 12, Joanna Wietrzyk of Australia won in the Pro Women's solo division at HYROX Beijing 2026 and set off a literal sh*tstorm of controversy. Wietrzyk suffered acute gastrointestinal distress, soiling herself, partway through the course, but she chose to continue and finished in first place.
HYROX is a standardized global fitness-racing series that combines eight kilometers of running with eight functional workout stations. Participants run one kilometer, then complete one of the functional workout stations, then repeat this sequence eight times alongside the other competitors in their division.
Fecal matter was clearly visible on Wietrzyk's clothes, her shoes, her legs, her arm, the track, workout stations, and several pieces of shared equipment, as can be seen in coverage of the event. Her competitors either needed to perform tasks in her waste or wait for race officials to finish cleaning up after her while the competition clock continued without pause.
Wietrzyk continuing to race, and being allowed to do so, sparked widespread criticism regarding a disregard for the biohazard caused by the incident, potentially endangering other athletes and officials and interfering with her fellow athletes' performance.
Public outcry was further compounded by a social media post made by Wietrzyk, seen below, in the immediate aftermath.
The post included the statement:
"Go hard or go home … a win is a win"

The post has since been deleted.
Some praised Wietrzyk for only focusing on getting a win. But the backlash against her also centered on Wietrzyk putting her desire to win ahead of the safety of others.
HYROX would go on to actually change competition rules because of the incident. Their rules already included penalties for participants "spitting, nostril clearing, littering and water abuse" on the course, but nothing regarding other potential biohazards.
HYROX co-founder Moritz Fürste apologized, saying:
"Hyrox made a mistake by not reacting immediately during the race. I apologise to all that were directly or indirectly affected, as well as to everyone who felt like we did not handle the situation like we should have."
"In the end it is my job to foresee these potential incidents and I did not."
"Of course, we started improving event processes, plus making rulebook changes immediately. As of this moment, there are new rules and procedures in place to prevent situations like this from happening again."
Now Wietrzyk has apologized as well after a major sponsor seemingly dropped her. Sportswear giant Puma removed the retail line linked to Wietrzyk from its online store.
In the wake of the incident, numerous parody products tied to both Puma (Pooma) and the incident were posted online.
On September 17, five days after the incident, Wietrzyk posted her public statement on Instagram, writing in the caption:
"I want to offer my sincere apology to the people of China, my fellow competitors, the spectators and the HYROX organizers for what happened during the race in Beijing."
"...Looking back, I regret the decision to not have stepped off the track. I recognize that I should have made a different choice. I take responsibility for my decision to continue and am deeply sorry for the discomfort and disruption it caused."
"I know my actions had an impact beyond myself, and I am genuinely sorry to everyone who was affected. I am learning from this experience and will carry those lessons with me, including remembering that there is more to life than racing and knowing when it is right to step away. On reflection, I have decided to retroactively withdraw from the race and forfeit the points I earned."
You can see her full post here:
Her apology drew as much debate in the comments as her decision to continue competing did.









The new HYROX rules will allow race directors to involuntarily withdraw any athlete if their blood, vomit, urine, or feces creates a health or contamination risk to the athlete, other competitors, or race officials.
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David Letterman's Resurfaced Warning About The Future Of The Media Under 'Authoritarian' Trump Is Eerily Accurate
Sep 23, 2026
A resurfaced clip of former late-night host David Letterman has gone viral for a prescient warning he gave to the media about the perils of being a "suck up" to an "authoritarian regime" like the Trump administration.
Letterman originally made those remarks during an appearance last year at The Atlantic Festival. He criticized the Trump administration and cautioned media outlets while reflecting on the administration's efforts to silence Letterman's fellow late-night hosts Jimmy Kimmel and Stephen Colbert.
Letterman also called out Larry Ellison, who holds the controlling stake in Paramount Skydance, which is managed by his son David Ellison. Paramount continues to face heavy criticism for aiding and abetting the Trump administration's efforts to gut news media through the takeovers of CBS News and 60 Minutes by conservative loyalists.
Letterman said:
"In the world of somebody who is an authoritarian, maybe a dictatorship, sooner or later everyone is going to be touched. But this is me. For 30 years, I did this for a living."
"So I see this happen—they took care of Colbert, that was rude, that was inexcusable. The man deserves a great deal of credit."
"He's in the Hall of Fame nine times and to be manipulated like that because the Ellison family didn't want to trouble Donald Trump with this move so they got rid of him, not only got rid of him, got rid of the whole franchise."
"You're not going to have to worry about anything, Larry. It's all gone. That's fine. Good night."
"And then my good friend Jimmy Kimmel ... I feel bad about this because we all see where this is going, correct? It's managed media, and it's no good. It's silly. It's ridiculous."
"And you can't go around firing somebody because you're fearful or trying to suck up to an authoritarian—a criminal administration in the Oval Office. That's just not how this works."
Footage of Letterman's remarks went viral after they were resurfaced by Robert Reich, the former Secretary of Labor and longtime left-wing activist. Reich commented that Letterman's warning "feels sadly too relevant today."
He added of Letterman:
"He's right. You can't appease a tyrant."
You can see Reich's post and hear what Letterman said in the video below.
Letterman's remarks are particularly striking considering they've resurfaced following Trump's decision to ban CNN, MS NOW, and Politico from the White House, citing what he characterized as unfavorable and false coverage.
The five networks that rotate responsibility for the White House television pool—CNN, Fox News, ABC, NBC and CBS—subsequently agreed not to provide pooled video coverage of the president while CNN remained excluded.
In a joint statement, the networks said "the public has a vital interest in receiving accurate, independent information about its government," adding that "no administration should restrict a news organization because it objects to its reporting.”
The Trump administration has responded to this by launching Trump TV, an anchorless YouTube news channel the White House said would feature “top past moments, announcements, and the latest and greatest from the administration all in one place."
Letterman's words have struck a chord.
Letterman's full speech is available below.
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Lifelong Texas Republican Goes Viral With Criticism Of Proposed AI Data Center On '60 Minutes'—And Everyone's Saying The Same Thing
Sep 23, 2026
Dave Lowe, a resident of Red Oak, Texas, and a "lifelong conservative Republican," went viral for his reaction to a proposed AI data center in his community, giving 60 Minutes reporters a response observers say perfectly sums up conservative thinking.
Data centers—vast, industrial buildings packed with servers, networking hardware, and storage systems—form the physical backbone of modern computing.
While such facilities date back to the mid-20th century, emerging alongside the first general-purpose digital computers, their construction has surged dramatically in recent years as artificial intelligence has moved from theory to daily use.
That growth has brought mounting environmental concerns into sharper focus. Over the last year, researchers and journalists have increasingly scrutinized the energy and water demands of popular generative AI tools such as ChatGPT.
According to a Forbes report, the water required to sustain just one ChatGPT conversation is comparable to the amount contained in a typical disposable plastic water bottle.
In May, a Texas Tribune analysis found that nearly 60% of planned or under-construction data centers are located in Republican-held districts that voted for Trump, even as public opposition remains strong. A March poll found that nearly two-thirds of Americans would oppose an AI data center being built in their community.
When asked about what concerns him about the data center project in Red Oak, Lowe said:
"I worry about the traffic, the congestion, the noise. I worry about the environmental impacts and the impact it has on where I live."
Asked if the situation has caused him to rethink his vote, he gave a telling response:
“This is the first time in my adult life where there's been an issue that's come up that I feel like is going to directly impact me. This time around I've made the decision I'm not going to vote red or blue. I'm going to vote for the candidate that's willing to speak up and put up and do something to help us with this issue."
You can hear what he said in the video below.
Lowe's response prompted people to point out that he is a classic example of someone who doesn't foresee that something might be an issue unless it's hurting him directly.
President Donald Trump has lashed out at Americans for complaining about data centers that have been popping up in their communities.
Earlier this month, he said in a post on Truth Social that "the only reason that communities throughout the U.S.A. should not want Data Centers is if they want to end up being backwards and poor." He said people should support data center construction "if they want to be successful and rich, with far lower taxes and jobs all over the place."
An Economist/YouGov poll conducted August 21-24 found that 47% of people who voted for Trump in 2024 opposed having a new data center built in their community, compared with 35% who supported such a project.
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Vance Dragged After 'Accidentally' Coming Up With Juvenile Nickname For The Far Left In Cringey Speech
Sep 23, 2026
Vice President JD Vance was widely mocked online after he misspoke while criticizing the "far left" at a campaign rally for MAGA North Carolina Senate candidate Michael Whatley.
Vance was in the city of Greensboro to encourage voters to vote for one of the MAGA candidates that has been endorsed by the White House. Whatley was previously the chair of the Republican National Committee from 2024 to 2025.
At one point, he said:
“We need somebody who will fight back against the fart left, we need Michael Whatley in the United States Senate."
There was some light laughter from some of those in attendance and Vance caught himself, adding:
“Now, you may not have even heard that, but I actually, I usually don’t misspeak, but I just called them the fart left, not the far left. I promise that was an accident.”
"The fake news will accuse me of bad language. I promise I did not mean to call them the fart left. I meant to call them the far left."
You can hear what he said in the video below.
Vance had tried to backtrack, but no one was buying his explanation.
Vance's public appearances have been riddled with gaffes.
He drew comparisons to Selina Meyer, the bumbling vice president played by actor Julia Louis-Dreyfus on HBO's hit political satire Veep, after he stopped a rally speech to check whether President Donald Trump had called him.
At another point, Vance unveiled a large poster that was supposed to show a photo of Markita Barnes, who was found guilty in March on 10 healthcare fraud charges. But because of the lighting inside the venue, the image was barely visible to the audience. Unaware that the display had failed, Vance pressed ahead with his prepared remarks.
Oh, and did we mention that it was just days ago that Vance referred to Canada as a "state?" He did this in the middle of an ongoing trade dispute that has further tested the relationship between Canada and the U.S.
The White House is clearly not sending their best and brightest.
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