In this day and age the internet can be a dangerous place. I am floored by how many people have asked to be publicly scorched. The cruelty level of the keyboard misfits out there is deranged. But yet, clearly some of us are too bored and need to suffer more. Let's see the results...

RUDE

"I bet they use that septum ring to pull you away from the buffet lines."

georgeharrisimp

You Look...

"You look like how touching wet food in the sink feels"

Was the one that got me but my favourite was...

"You look like broke a** Dr strange, Dr spare change".

seasloth321

take a pic

Someone once said I looked like a sexually deprived lesbian. (I'm male btw)

Another said I looked like the after-pic from a crystal meth PSA.

TripleB_Darksyde

Think we need a picture to make sure.

No_Fuel_684

Hey Mindy

I'm Indian and my caption was "I got a D on my transcript and I'm tired. Go ahead." and the whole comment section calling me Mindy Failing.

istolelychee

People Explain The Worst Thing That's Ever Happened To Them On Their Birthday

Ok, a few of those actually made my breath stop. I would've needed my therapist on speed dial after reading some of that. Was that meant to be comedy? I think some people need some mental evaluation. Let's see how much worse it could get...

Laid Bare

Someone telling me I should shave my beard because it looked terrible.

Despite everyone who had seen me with and without a beard saying it look great and really suited me.

I relayed this to the commenter.

He responded "How bad is your bare face for them to say that then?!"

Jaikus

Head Games

When I smile I get super deep forehead wrinkles and prior to posting I hadn't been insecure about these - 5 years later I'm still super insecure about them and have bangs to hide them because I got like 8 different comments about them.

Moral of the story - don't post on roast me if you aren't prepared to unlock a new insecurity.

I didn't expect this to get attention so I want to make it clear that I'm barely insecure about them anymore and I'm not salty at roastme or anything- a lot of their roasts were hilarious. I just wanted to warn anyone who thinks they have tough skin to make sure you actually do before posting there.

Thanks so much for the kind words and awards though.

avalonrose14

Good Greens

You look like the word lettuce.

Edit: For the people who want to know what that looks like. Here is the post: https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/eda3kw/19yo_history_student_forever_alone_and_with_a/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share it's my old account that got deleted.

Ashnakag3019

Dead Inside

Someone told me "you look like someone went into the mii creator and set your eyes as far apart as they could go." I laughed but I also died.

Chronically_cute

Seriously?!

I posted a buddy a few years back, mentioned he was in the Navy with me and the best one was "I bet your two dads get excited every time there's on knock on their door, only to be majorly disappointed that it's you and not a folded flag"

Here is the post.

tylerrahl

Ouch. That one made my jaw drop.

11BlueFire11

Diet Time

As a kind of fat guy with glasses, probably the most eviscerating comment I got was "looks like Harry Potter has let himself go"

I mean, pretty easy, but also pretty universally understood.

BeefPieSoup

Ouch

I posted on an old account years ago the only comment I got was:

No.

Pamplem0usse__

Actually that is the harshest I read here. It would be impossible to hit or offend me with any comment but just receiving a No. and everyone follows suit, no upvotes (except for that comment) completely ignored. Not even worth a second of people's time.

thmoas

Future Plans

I'm from India, I posted when I was in my second year of engineering. Someone commented that I shouldn't be wasting time on engineering as I'll end up in tech support. I graduated last year and guess what, I'm working as a tech support specialist. Fml.

Reddit

That's a prophetic burn right there.

smexyporcupine

I Don't Care

"if your acne was brail it would read daddy was mean to me."

penisfencing_fox

The point of roastme is not to be true, its to be funny, and that one was funny. I have acne scars but as long as they don't bother you, it will hardly bother anyone else, at least not anyone worth bothering.

123adhd123

Face Day?

I never posted but I remember a 40-something fitness model posting on r/RoastMe obviously trying to boost her already high confidence. Her post was cocky, asking for people to try to find something wrong with her. Her body was amazing and she was an attractive person but someone commented "Looks like you skipped face day" and this comment LIVES in my mind rent free. So freaking great.

freeshrugs

Smile

I posted a pic of me on an unrelated subreddit and everyone started saying how messed up my teeth were and I had no idea they were so bad. I got invisalign like 4 years later because reddit bullied me 😂.

PleasantKnightmare

This is why I could never post on there. There's numerous things I already hate about my face, body, and personality and I'm not concerned about anyone pointing that out. It's the stuff I don't see that I don't want to find out.

chinchillerino

Too Far

So I don't regret it but someone said my hairline is so far back that even Rosa Parks wouldn't sit on it which I'd great lol.

DontFragMyBaby

This is the kind of stuff I love reading. Genuinely clever. I wouldn't even be mad.

TheDevilsAdvokaat

Damn bro, this one had me in tears. I gotta save this one too use for later.

TroXMas

Muppet People

My dumb butt posted on there thinking it would be funny and got my pride completely curb stomped, I think the best comment I got was "you look like a Muppet designed to teach children about lesbians."

Far-Polaris

I am saving this comment. It usually takes 2-6 months for me to wind up cycling through my saved crap. See you then.

Halorym

Peel Away

Definitely didn't destroy me, but someone told me I look like I could cosplay as an onion. I have no idea what it means, but I think it's hilarious.

Ohhayitstiffxo

Cause you make people cry.

pu**ygamestrong

Look up Seigward of Catarina (if you don't know who he is) and just assume thats what they mean. Seigward is best onion.

BakedPotato241

Tears...

I didn't have much issue with mine, I have never been one that let people's words bother me. But I used to live with a girl who after she saw mine and the clever responses I got tried to do her own, and she was reduced to tears by how just outright mean some of the comments were.

nodeathtoall

Ok. Thems is all fighting words. We would be throwing down if someone had the audacity to throw half of that nonsense at me. Be kind y'all. Things are too heavy right now.