New York Man Tries To Fake His Own Death, But Gets Caught Thanks To A Typo On His Death Certificate

A New York man is likely to do jail time—for his efforts to avoid doing jail time—after his attempts to fake his own death promptly blew up in his face.

25-year-old Robert Berger of Huntington, New York, seems likely to go into the annals of hilariously inept criminals for the stunt he attempted to pull. To avoid pending jail sentences for possession of a stolen Lexus and attempted grand larceny of a truck, Berger forged a Mercer County, New Jersey death certificate for his supposed death by suicide.

The problem was, he spelled New Jersey Department of Health, Vital Statistics and Registry as "Regsitry."

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So now, in addition to the year in jail he faced for the Lexus and the truck theft he was trying to avoid, he'll likely do up to four additional years for forgery.

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Even Madeline Singas, the District Attorney for Nassau County on Long Island where Berger's cases are pending—who's presumably seen just about everything—was surprised by Berger's stunt.

“It will never cease to amaze me the lengths some people will go to to avoid being held accountable on criminal charges."

Berger was scheduled to be sentenced to a year in jail last October for the theft charges.

But he fled the state while attempting to convince his defense lawyer, prosecutors and a judge that he had killed himself. Berger allegedly had his fiancé submit the fake death certificate.

But it gets worse.

While he was supposedly dead, Berger was arrested in suburban Philadelphia on charges he gave a false identity to law enforcement and stole something from a college.

Dude...

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In January, he was sentenced to up to a year in jail for those charges, according to Pennsylvania court records.

So if you're keeping track, that's a year for the car thefts, a year in PA for whatever that whole thing was PLUS up to four years for forging a misspelled death certificate.

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On social media, of course, people had a field day with Berger's scheme.

Anyway, lest any would-be Robert Berger's are out there, DA Singas had some advice:

“You're gonna get caught. We say it all the time."

"Crime doesn't pay. We'll catch up with you eventually."

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Hey, it was worth a try. Maybe?