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Donald Trump's Doctor Made a Bizarre Prediction In His Report on Trump's Health, and People Are Pretty Sure Trump Wrote It Himself

Donald Trump's Doctor Made a Bizarre Prediction In His Report on Trump's Health, and People Are Pretty Sure Trump Wrote It Himself
WASHINGTON, DC - FEBRUARY 08: U.S. President Donald Trump returns to the White House after receiving his annual physical exam at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center on February 8, 2019 in Washington, DC. (Photo by Olivier Douliery-Pool/Getty Images)

Okayyy.

On Friday, Donald Trump had his second routine doctor's check-up of his presidency.

White House doctor Sean Conley conducted the exam at Walter Reed Medical Center, reportedly over the course of four hours along with 11 different medical specialists.


Conley announced in a memo that he found Trump "in very good health" and bizarrely added a very Trumpian prediction that the President would:

"remain so for the duration of his presidency, and beyond."

People could not.

People are pretty sure they know who really wrote such an optimistic prediction.

President Obama's former Ebola Czar weighed in, outraged that the White House physician would be used as yet another tool of this administration's misdirection:

Doctors are crying foul as well:

But some on Twitter just want to know if Conley is available for check-ups for the rest of us?

And the memes were on point:

And we're just gonna leave this here:

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